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INTRO
C   G   Am
FVersGe 1
They said Cour relaGtionship Amwouldn't work
Cause your FIQ is 50 and GI eat dirt
We're Cnot a Gromantic Amcomedy
We're a Fmentally retarded Glove story
So Fgrab your walker and Gcome with me
We'll Ceat red Gjello with the Amlunch lady
We'll Fmake wedding bands Gwith macaroni 
Well were Fmentally Gretarded in CloGveAm  F  G  
Well Cwhen we Gdrool it's Amkind of cool
Well wFe'll ride the short bus on Gthe way to school
Well the Cgovernment will Ghelp us and your Ammom will too
Well Fmy grandma's got an apartmeGnt behind her pool
So Fgrab your walker and Gcome with me
We'll Ceat red Gjello with the Amlunch lady
We'll Fmake wedding bands Gwith macaroni 
Well were Fmentally Gretarded in CloGveAm  
Well were Fmentally Gretarded in CloGveAm  
Well we're Fmentally Gretarded
Well we're Fso damn darn Gretarded
Well we're Fbu, bu, bu, Gretarded in CloGveAm  

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Retarded Love Story

by Holy Moly

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INTRO

C G Am

F G

Verse 1

C G Am

They said our relationship wouldn't work

F G

Cause your IQ is 50 and I eat dirt

C G Am

We're not a romantic comedy

F G

We're a mentally retarded love story

F G

So grab your walker and come with me

C G Am

We'll eat red jello with the lunch lady

F G

We'll make wedding bands with macaroni

F G C G Am F G

Well were mentally retarded in love

C G Am

Well when we drool it's kind of cool

F G

Well we'll ride the short bus on the way to school

C G Am

Well the government will help us and your mom will too

F G

Well my grandma's got an apartment behind her pool

F G

So grab your walker and come with me

C G Am

We'll eat red jello with the lunch lady

F G

We'll make wedding bands with macaroni

F G C G Am

Well were mentally retarded in love

F G C G Am

Well were mentally retarded in love

F G

Well we're mentally retarded

F G

Well we're so damn darn retarded

F G C G Am

Well we're bu, bu, bu, retarded in love

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