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Bitch Went Nutz

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 Acapella ***
I took her with me to the Christmas office party — mistake
 Acapella ***
She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage
 Acapella ***
Bro, I'm so ashamed
Fmaj7I never heGard such shit in all my life
Fmaj7I hoped one day to mold you into thGe pDmerfecEt wife
EBut you blew my hopes sky-high
The Ambitch went nuts
StCarted talking 'bout politics
GIn front of all my bosses
BulDmlshit from the internet
The Ambitch went nuts
I'll never Cbe a partner at this rate
GNot with Jane fucking Fonda DmJr. as my date
OFmaj7h no!F6  Fmaj7  
Fmaj7Oh     Gno, Fmaj7no!F6  Fmaj7  
Fmaj7Oh!F6  
(Solo over Am)
 Acapella ***								(Trill over Am)
It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her
 Acapella ***							     (Trill over Am)
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer
Fmaj7She called Gus bigots with her fist in the air
Fmaj7And as she dGid Dmthey Eall could see all her armpit hair
ENow they think that I'm a fucking asshole
The Ambitch went nuts
Started Ctalking about vegetables
TGo the wives of my coworkers
Yeah, Dmcruelty to animals
She thAminks becaCuse she reads books she must be smarter
But nGow when I cDmlose my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter
OFmaj7h no!F6  Fmaj7  
Fmaj7Oh     Gno, Fmaj7no!F6  Fmaj7  
Fmaj7Oh,    F6no nFmaj7o!G  
Fmaj7Oh, no F6no!
AmCouldGn't Dmyou have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M.
IC6nstead Gof telling your conspiracy theories
To Dmall my bosses
And Eall my friends?
The bitAmch went nuts (Nuts!)
SCtarted putting down the Christians
And aGll about what the white man
DmDid to the Indians
How cAmould CI know that she never done blow before?
She sGhouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"
ThDmen she puked on Franklin's floor
	(Solo on Am/C/G/ Dmchords)
Oh no!
OFmaj7h no!F6  Fmaj7  
Fmaj7Oh     Gno, Fmaj7no!F6  Fmaj7  
Fmaj7Oh,    F6no nFmaj7o!G  
Fmaj7Oh, no F6no!

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Bitch Went Nutz

by Ben Folds

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Fmaj7

capella ***

I took her with me to the Christmas office party — mistake

capella ***

She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage

capella ***

Bro, I'm so ashamed

Fmaj7 G

I never heard such shit in all my life

Fmaj7 G Dm E

I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife

But you blew my hopes sky-high

The bitch went nuts

Started talking 'bout politics

In front of all my bosses

Bullshit from the internet

The bitch went nuts

I'll never be a partner at this rate

G Dm

Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date

Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7

Oh no!

Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7

Oh no, no!

Fmaj7 F6

Oh!

(Solo over )

A Am

capella *** (Trill over )

It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her

A Am

capella *** (Trill over )

When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer

Fmaj7 G

She called us bigots with her fist in the air

Fmaj7 G Dm E

And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair

Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole

The bitch went nuts

Started talking about vegetables

To the wives of my coworkers

Yeah, cruelty to animals

Am C

She thinks because she reads books she must be smarter

G Dm

But now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter

Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7

Oh no!

Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7

Oh no, no!

Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 G

Oh, no no!

Fmaj7 F6

Oh, no no!

Am G Dm

Couldn't you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M.

C6 G

Instead of telling your conspiracy theories

To all my bosses

And all my friends?

The bitch went nuts (Nuts!)

Started putting down the Christians

And all about what the white man

Did to the Indians

Am C

How could I know that she never done blow before?

She shouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"

Then she puked on Franklin's floor

Am C G Dm

(Solo on /// chords)

Oh no!

Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7

Oh no!

Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7

Oh no, no!

Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 G

Oh, no no!

Fmaj7 F6

Oh, no no!

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