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Tim Minchin - If You Really Loved Me
DVD: So Live
[Chords]
Gmmaj7354333
Bb6x13033
D+xx0332
Eb7x68686
Fmaj7132211
Ammaj7x02110
Fm6xx3131
Cmmaj7x35443
[Verse 1]
If you really Gmloved me the Gmmaj7way you say you do
Gm7If you love me half as much as I C7love you
You would Cm7pluck a planet from the Bb6sky
You'd A7use a star to dot the D+"I"
In "DI love Gmyou", Gmmaj7that is what you'd do
You'd Gm7take a dreary day and you would C7paint it blue
If you Cm7loved me unconditionalBb6ly
A7These are the things that you would do for D+me
Because I Gmneed you like a Gmmaj7fish needs the sea
Like a Gm7fire needs oxygen, like a C7flower needs a bee
And Cm7if you really cared for Bb6me
You'd A7let me video you while D+you wee
Standing up in the Gmbath - I shouldn't Gmmaj7even have to ask
Gm7Perhaps you'd even store a little C7more in a flask
These are Cm7just the things that people Bb6do
When their Alove for one anDother is Gmtrue, ba da da
[Verse 2]
We go toGmgether like a Gmmaj7cracker and Brie
Like Gm7racism and ignorance, like C7bling and R&B
And Cm7if you really want to show Bb6you care
You'd A7let me wear your underD+wear
When we Dvisit your Gmmum's, for a Gmmaj7bit of harmless fun
I just like Gm7talking about your childhood with C7lace between my buns
Cm7There's no reason for a Bb6big to-do
If your Alove one anDother is Gmtrue, ba da da
We go toGmgether like a Gmmaj7bird and a nest
Like Gm7Internet and porn, like C7guns and the us
And Cm7if you love me like you saBb6y you do
You'd A7purchase thirty cockatD+oos
And Dteach them to Gmfly in forGmmaj7mation in the sky
And Gm7shit the words "Tim is God" on my C7ex-girlfriend's Hyundai
[Interlude]
Sure, it Cm7might be easier with Bb6doves
But Ashirking challenges is not Dwhat love's all aEb7bout
DLove is not all wine and Eb7roses
DSometimes it's handcuffs and Eb7cheese
No Cone said love is for Ffree
And if Fmaj7you agree with that
You'd sing me F7passages from the Koran
Wearing D7nothing but a Bob the Builder Gmhat
To the tune of Gmmaj7Waltzing Matilda
I just Gm7love the combination of C7Islam, nationalism and EbbuilFderE  E7  
[Solo]
*crazy stuff happens*
Am Ammaj7 Am7 D7 Dm7 C B7 E
[Verse 3]
Because I Amneed you, like a Ammaj7tick needs a tock
Like Am7bananas need pyjamas, like a D7nun needs cock
But Dm7if you want to put your love Cfor me first
You Bwouldn't go through childEbirth
You'd E7agree to Amadopt, so that Ammaj7you could stay thin
We'll get a Am7Chinese kid - it could D7teach us Mandarin!
And Dm7communists don't make as much Cnoise
And they're Breally good at Esharing their AmtoysG  
[Verse 4]
Because I Cmdig you like an Cmmaj7Aussie digs pies
Like Cm7born-agains dig Jesus, like F7Jesus dug guys
And if you Fm7love me just a Ebmodicum
You’d Dsoftly rub my perineGum
And stick your G7finger up my Cmbum as Cmmaj7I’m about to cum
I’ve Cm7heard that it’s quite acceptable and F7reasonably fun
Not that I'm Fm7saying that I'd want you Ebto
But hypoFm7thetically it’s something you Ebmight do
If you Fm7loved me unconditionalEbly
Like Dletting me vidFm6eo you while you C#maj7wee
Assuming there’s nothing worth watching on Cmaj7TV
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