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Author: Sanger (Tom Hodge)
HelloE  
Welcome to my showB/D#  
I'm glad that you could DcomeDsus2  
We're Agonna have a hoot
We're Dgonna have B/D#some Efun
[notes – A3   B3   D3   G3   B3  D3]
Sit backE  
Put your feet up and relaxE/D#  
I hope you've had a drink or DthreeDsus2  
The Amore you've drunk
The Dbetter I’ll B/D#ever Ebe
And Aif you have a mobile phone
PleaAmse turn it off
ThanEk you
And Aif you have Tourette's syndrome
Just Amdo whatever it is you people Edo
And F#if you are offended by stronAg language or blasphemy
EMaybe you should Achuff Boff Ehome
Cos it's Aonly gonna get worseE  
AOnly gonna get worseE  
AOnly gonna get worse
From now Eon……………c**t
[notes – E2   F#2  G#2]
AMy name is Tim
DI write funny Asongs and sing
AAnd if you don't think Bfunny songs are E7funny
Well AI respect your right
To Dthink exactly Awhat you like
But you're Asure as shit not E7getting back your Amoney
Dmaj7   A   E/G#   F#m  F#m/E  
And if you write for a newspaper I'd just like to say
D   Dmaj7   A   E/G#   F#m  F#m/E  
That I read your publication every single day
Dmaj7  Bø C#7  F#m  
And I agree with absolutely everything you say
Dmaj9  Bø/D  
I think you're the most perspicacious and delightful, eloquent, insightful writer
A   G/A   D/A  Dm/A  
Writing on the subject of the arts
Dmaj9But if you write a bad review
Bø/D  
I promise you I'll come round to your house
A   G/A   D/ABmb5/A  
And lay turds in all your potted indoor plants
I'll lay B11turds!
In all your C11plants!
Your indoor C#11plants!
Your potted indoor plants!
HelloF#  
C#/E#
Welcome to my show
I'm glad you all could Esus2come
B   E  C#/E# F#  
It's time for a little audience participation
Sing, F#"Yeah!" (Yeah!)
Sing, E"Yeah!" (Yeah!)
Sing, B"Yeah yeah yeah!" (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Sing, F#"Ooo yeah!" (Ooo yeah!)
Sing, F#"I am an audience member!" (I am an audience member!)
E"Why are you making me sing?" (Why are you making me sing?)
B"You self indulgent wanker!" (You self indulgent wanker!)
"Just F#get on with the fucking show!" (Just get on with the fucking show!)
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