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Capo 5
My pGenis look like a tube of chapstick
Except its not quite as thick
And it sEmurely isn’t touched by as many lGips
mGy dick is really weird
my pubes give it a beard
it Emlooks like a terrorist in my pGants
he Emmight just come out and dGance
my Gpenis is like a ball
its round like a doorknob
onEme that doesn’t ever get uGsed
anEmd the girls say its because my puGbes
my Gpenis is sEmmall                 }
my Gpenis is sEmmall                 }    times how many ever you want
my Gpenis is sEmmall                 }
but its sA7till… bigger than jGims   }
                          Main Riff (No Capo/ Guitar Two)
E|--8--8--8-5-0------8--8--8-5-0-5----8--8--8-5-0------8--8--8-5-0-8--|
B|--------------8---------------------------------8-------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|

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The Used Condoms - Bigger Than Jims

by Misc Unsigned Bands

Lyrics & chords · Original key · Capo on fret 5 (as written in this song)

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This is a hidden track somewhere in The Used Condoms' coming soon self-titled LP. These

and lyrics are 100% correct. Rate Please.

Capo 5

My penis look like a tube of chapstick

Except its not quite as thick

Em G

And it surely isn’t touched by as many lips

my dick is really weird

my pubes give it a beard

Em G

it looks like a terrorist in my pants

Em G

he might just come out and dance

my penis is like a ball

its round like a doorknob

Em G

one that doesn’t ever get used

Em G

and the girls say its because my pubes

G Em

my penis is small }

G Em

my penis is small } times how many ever you want

G Em

my penis is small }

A7 G

but its still… bigger than jims }

Main Riff (No Capo/ Guitar Two)

E|--8--8--8-5-0------8--8--8-5-0-5----8--8--8-5-0------8--8--8-5-0-8--|

B|--------------8---------------------------------8-------------------|

G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|

D|--------------------------------------------------------------------|

A|--------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|

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