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314 Apple Pi

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Just used the chords from another version, but I found it useful to have ALL the 
lyrics in front of me, not just the first few lines. Also, I've tried my best to 
place the chords above the exact word where he strums in the video.
I like to play it capo 2, but see what sounds good to you. Also, watch the video 
for the strumming pattern and when to hold the E note (usually at the end of each verse).
Intro: Am, G, F,  E(x2)
Yo I Amdon't got bros, dont Ghang on the streets
I dont Fbeat my hoes, I only Ebeat my meat.
AmDon't womanize 'cause you Gknow it's true
That when you Flook in their eyes you see they're Epeople too
Mother effin AmsuffrageG  F  E  
Mother effin AmsuffrageG!F  E  
You Amknow I'm a gangsta, you Gknow I do coke,
But I Fhad to go to diet, 'cause it Eburnt my throat.
AmI've been doin drive-bys Gall of my life,
'Cept the Fbullets are newspapers, the Ecar is my BIKE!
AmYeah!G  F  E  
The car is my Ambike!G  F  E  
Yo yo yo Am3.14 Gapple pi,
I'll Fwhip it out, clean it off, and Estick it in her eye.Am  
And by "it" I mean Gcontact lens...F  E  
Unless it got AmdirtyG  F  E  
Yo yo yo Am3.14 Gapple pi,
I got Frhymes and flows that make EHitler cry.
AmGeorge Bush won't, he'll just Gyell and rant
But he's a FPresiDONT who EAmeriCANT
AmOh my GGod, that is Fgood, the kid is Egood
I Amknow, I know him, Gyup, I Fswear to God!E  
I spit Amgangsta hymns, 'cause I'm a Ggangsta straight,
I think of F20 inch rims when I Emasturbate.
We're Amgonna be late, there's no Gtime to waste,
'Cause the Fgirls that I date have a parEticular taste...Am  
The taste of my GweinerF  E  
The taste of my Amweiner!G  F  E  
Yo yo yo Am3.14 Gapple pi, 
Why Fwas I born white? No one Equite knows why.
AmGansgsta sell their rocks, GI got a collection
FYou couldn't get a rise out of a Eyeast infection.
Yo yo I'm a Amlyrical heretic but I'll Gmake you laugh,
FHit you with rhetoric, that'll Ecut you in half.
I don't Amneed to be a clown, I don't Gneed to be nice,
How 'Fbout you sit down, and I Eserve you slice...
Of my Am3.14 Gapple pi my Fvoice is so smokey it'll Emake you high
AmHere's a confession: it's Gall about me,
FHere's my impression of a Ebroken jet ski.
AmBuh duh da duh duh, Gda da da da da Fduh duh duh da da
EFill me with gas!Am  G  F  E  
AmHere come the puns, Ghere come the puns
AmHere come the puns, Ghere come the puns
AmAll you little thugs wanna Gmess me with me?
Know that FI've been doin' drugs since the Eage of 3.
I Amtook my cereal, stabbed it Gopen with a knife,
FSnorted that shit and I got Ehigh on LIFE.
Yo yo a guy Amasked me for change, saying my Gmind was too dense,
I said you Fwon't make cents if you Edon't make sense. 
Yeah, big finale!
AmYou know I flow and show it, you know that GBo know it,
You're lawn I'll Fmow it and grow it cause he's a sEho' poet.
Yo my rims be Amspinning I winning, like Adam GI be sinning.
Potato Fskinnnin' and knittin' and sepaErate those linens.
AmAnd in my eyes you see Gflies, and though you people tries
FJust to disguise all your Elies, but baby I be wise.
AmYou know I did it and Gshit it you brothers couldn't hit it,
FThen you try to ride it, too Elate - I already Amspit it. G  F  E  
I already Amspit Git!F  E  

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314 Apple Pi

by Bo Burnham

Lyrics & chords · Original key · Capo on fret 2 (as written in this song)

Chords in this song · guitar

Just used the chords from another version, but I found it useful to have ALL the

lyrics in front of me, not just the first few lines. Also, I've tried my best to

place the chords above the exact word where he strums in the video.

I like to play it capo 2, but see what sounds good to you. Also, watch the video

for the strumming pattern and when to hold the E note (usually at the end of each verse).

Am G F E

Intro: , , , (x2)

Am G

Yo I don't got bros, dont hang on the streets

F E

I dont beat my hoes, I only beat my meat.

Am G

Don't womanize 'cause you know it's true

F E

That when you look in their eyes you see they're people too

Am G F E

Mother effin suffrage

Am G F E

Mother effin suffrage!

Am G

You know I'm a gangsta, you know I do coke,

F E

But I had to go to diet, 'cause it burnt my throat.

Am G

I've been doin drive-bys all of my life,

F E

'Cept the bullets are newspapers, the car is my BIKE!

Am G F E

Yeah!

Am G F E

The car is my bike!

Am G

Yo yo yo 3.14 apple pi,

F E Am

I'll whip it out, clean it off, and stick it in her eye.

G F E

And by "it" I mean contact lens...

Am G F E

Unless it got dirty

Am G

Yo yo yo 3.14 apple pi,

F E

I got rhymes and flows that make Hitler cry.

Am G

George Bush won't, he'll just yell and rant

F E

But he's a PresiDONT who AmeriCANT

Am G F E

Oh my God, that is good, the kid is good

Am G F E

I know, I know him, yup, I swear to God!

Am G

I spit gangsta hymns, 'cause I'm a gangsta straight,

F E

I think of 20 inch rims when I masturbate.

Am G

We're gonna be late, there's no time to waste,

F E Am

'Cause the girls that I date have a particular taste...

G F E

The taste of my weiner

Am G F E

The taste of my weiner!

Am G

Yo yo yo 3.14 apple pi,

F E

Why was I born white? No one quite knows why.

Am G

Gansgsta sell their rocks, I got a collection

F E

You couldn't get a rise out of a yeast infection.

Am G

Yo yo I'm a lyrical heretic but I'll make you laugh,

F E

Hit you with rhetoric, that'll cut you in half.

Am G

I don't need to be a clown, I don't need to be nice,

F E

How 'bout you sit down, and I serve you slice...

Am G F E

Of my 3.14 apple pi my voice is so smokey it'll make you high

Am G

Here's a confession: it's all about me,

F E

Here's my impression of a broken jet ski.

Am G F

Buh duh da duh duh, da da da da da duh duh duh da da

E Am G F E

Fill me with gas!

Am G

Here come the puns, here come the puns

Am G

Here come the puns, here come the puns

Am G

All you little thugs wanna mess me with me?

F E

Know that I've been doin' drugs since the age of 3.

Am G

I took my cereal, stabbed it open with a knife,

F E

Snorted that shit and I got high on LIFE.

Am G

Yo yo a guy asked me for change, saying my mind was too dense,

F E

I said you won't make cents if you don't make sense.

Yeah, big finale!

Am G

You know I flow and show it, you know that Bo know it,

F E

You're lawn I'll mow it and grow it cause he's a sho' poet.

Am G

Yo my rims be spinning I winning, like Adam I be sinning.

F E

Potato skinnnin' and knittin' and separate those linens.

Am G

And in my eyes you see flies, and though you people tries

F E

Just to disguise all your lies, but baby I be wise.

Am G

You know I did it and shit it you brothers couldn't hit it,

F E Am G F E

Then you try to ride it, too late - I already spit it.

Am G F E

I already spit it!

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