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Plastic Jesus
R.F. Seabury
Capo 2, standard chord formations
DI don't care if it D7rains or freezes 
Gas long as I've got my plastic Jesus 
Driding on the dashboard of my A7car 
DThrough my trials and D7tribulations
Gand my travels through many nations
Dwith my plastic A7Jesus I'll go Dfar
[Chorus]
DPlastic Jesus, GPlastic Jesus
Driding on the dashboard of my A7car
DHe won't slip, D7He won't slide
G'Cause His feet are magnitized
Driding on the A7dashboard of my Dcar
DRiding down a D7thoroughfare
GWith His nose up in the air
D(a) wreck might be ahead but He don't A7mind
DTrouble coming, D7He don't see
GHe just keeps his eyes on me
Dand any other A7thing that lies beDhind
Repeat [Chorus] (x2)
DPlastic Jesus, GPlastic Jesus
Driding on the dashboard of my A7car
DThough the sunshine D7on His back
GMakes Him peel and chip and crack
Da little patchin' A7keeps Him up to Dpar
DPlastic Jesus, GPlastic Jesus
Driding on the A7dashboard of my Dcar
DOnce His robe was D7snowy white
GNow it ain't quite so bright
DStained by the A7smoke of my Dcigar
DIf I weave D7around at night
Gand the po-lice think I'm tight
Dthey never find my bottle though they A7ask
DPlastic Jesus Shelters D7me
GFor His head comes off you see
DHe's hollow and I A7use Him for a Dflask
Repeat [Chorus]
DPlastic Jesus, GPlastic Jesus
Driding on the dashboard of my A7car
DRide with me and D7have a dram
Gof the blood of the Lamb
DPlastic Jesus A7is a holy Dbar

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Rf Seabury - Plastic Jesus

by Misc Unsigned Bands

Lyrics & chords · Original key · Capo on fret 2 (as written in this song)

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Plastic Jesus

R.F. Seabury

Capo 2, standard chord formations

D D7

I don't care if it rains or freezes

as long as I've got my plastic Jesus

D A7

riding on the dashboard of my car

D D7

Through my trials and tribulations

and my travels through many nations

D A7 D

with my plastic Jesus I'll go far

[Chorus]

D G

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus

D A7

riding on the dashboard of my car

D D7

He won't slip, He won't slide

'Cause His feet are magnitized

D A7 D

riding on the dashboard of my car

D D7

Riding down a thoroughfare

With His nose up in the air

D A7

(a) wreck might be ahead but He don't mind

D D7

Trouble coming, He don't see

He just keeps his eyes on me

D A7 D

and any other thing that lies behind

Repeat [Chorus] (x2)

D G

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus

D A7

riding on the dashboard of my car

D D7

Though the sunshine on His back

Makes Him peel and chip and crack

D A7 D

a little patchin' keeps Him up to par

D G

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus

D A7 D

riding on the dashboard of my car

D D7

Once His robe was snowy white

Now it ain't quite so bright

D A7 D

Stained by the smoke of my cigar

D D7

If I weave around at night

and the po-lice think I'm tight

D A7

they never find my bottle though they ask

D D7

Plastic Jesus Shelters me

For His head comes off you see

D A7 D

He's hollow and I use Him for a flask

Repeat [Chorus]

D G

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus

D A7

riding on the dashboard of my car

D D7

Ride with me and have a dram

of the blood of the Lamb

D A7 D

Plastic Jesus is a holy bar

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