Tuning: Standard EADGBe
1.) Pathetic
2.) Voyeur
3.) Dammit
4.) Boring
5.) Dick Lips
6.) Waggy
7.) Enthused
8.) Untitled
9.) Apple Shampoo
10.) Emo
11.) Josie
12.) A New Hope
13.) Degenerate
14.) Lemmings
15.) I'm Sorry
Key: B
Chords used:
B/D#x698xx
E022100
Bx24442
G#m466444
F#244322
Intro:
B/D# E Bx3
B/D#Verse E1:
I Bknow I'm pathetic
A F#loser a bum's what she Ecalled
BThere's no more waiting
I've F#done all I can but she
sEtill wants to be left alone
BYou got you got you
got to help me F#out
And I'll try not Eto argue
BNo one no one no
one likes a drop F#out
Mistakes are Ehard to undo
Chorus 1:
G#mDon't pull Bme F#down
this is where BI belong
I Ethink I'm different but
G#mDon't pull mBe F#down
this is where BI belong
I Ethink I'm different
Interlude:
B/D# E Bx3
B/D#Verse E2:
I Bthink it's disgusting
If F#I gave a fuck there would
Ebe nothing for me to prove
AlBthough it's amusing
I've F#done all I can but her
Eego is still hard to move
BYou got you got you
got to help me F#out
And I'll try not Eto argue
BNo one no one no
one likes a drop F#out
Mistakes are Ehard to undo
Interlude:
B/D# E Bx4
G#mChoruBs F#2:B E
G#mDon't pull Bme F#down
this is where BI belong
I Ethink I'm different
this is where I beBlong
Key: C
Chords used:
Cx32010
Amx02210
F133211
G320003
Verse 1:
CAnd when the day ends
I'm Amsure she feels Fsorrow
CThe lonely guy I am I
Amwait for her to Fchange
CI've been here two days
I'll Amsure be here toFmorrow
CI'd eat her all if she
were Amon my dinner Fplate
Chorus:
GI wish she'd Fbe more kind CnowF C G
GI'm out of Fluck cause the
Cshades are pulled Gdown
I've seen Feverything
there Cis to be Gshown
I followed her Fall the way ChomFe C G C F C G
Verse 2:
CI can't be too cool in a
Amtree with my Fpants down
CThe air is cold and I've
got sAmplinters in my Ffeet
CShe caught me once but I
don't Amthink that she Fcares
now CUnlike before her view
is Amnow blocked by a Fleaf
Bridge:
CI bet this Flast time's
the Gone time too Fmany
CThe rush of Fwaiting is
Gburning through my Fhead
CRight after Fsupper her
Gbrother shower's Ftwice a
week CHe kicks my Fass so much
that Gfilthy white inFbredG
Verse 3:
CI've made mistakes by
looking Amin the wrong Fwindow
CHer dad is big and I've
Amnever seen his Fface
CI've been here two days
and I'll Amsure be here toFmorrow
CMy lady's so sweet she
Amlikes to enterFtain
F C G F Cx6
Outro:
C F C Gx2, C(hold)
Key: C
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
C- x32010
G- 320003
Am- x02210
F- 133211
Dm- xx0231
C/E- 032xxx
Intro:
C G Am Fx4
Verse 1:
Cits all right Gto tell me
Amwhat you think Fabout me
Ci won't try Gto argue
Amor hold it Fagainst you
Ci know that Gyou're leaving
Amyou must have Fyour reason
Cthe season Gis calling
Amyour pictures Fare falling down
Interlude:
C G Am Fx2
Verse 2:
Cthe steps that Gi retrace
Amthe sad look Fon your face
Cthe timing Gthe structure
Amdid you hear? Fhe fucked her
Ca day late Ga buck sort
Ami'm riding Fthe report
Ci'm losing Gand failing
Amwhen i move Fi'm failng
Chorus 1:
Cnow and it will
happen once aGgain
your turn to a Amfriend
someone that undersFtands
sees through a master Cplan
but everybody's Ggone
and i've been here for to Amlong
to face this on your Fown
Well I guess Gthis is growing CupG Am
Well I guess Fthis is growing CupG Am F
Verse 3:
Cand maybe Gi'll see you
Amat a movie Fsneak preview
Cyou show up Gand walk by
Amin the arm Fof that guy
Cand I'll smile Gand
Amand pretend Fit's ok
Cthe charade Git won't
last Amwe he's gone
Fi won't come back
Chorus 2:
Cback and it will
happen once aGgain
your turn to a Amfriend
someone that undersFtands
sees through a master Cplan
but everybody's Ggone
and i've been here for to Amlong
to face this on your Fown
Well I guess Gthis is growing CupG Am
Well I guess Fthis is growing CupG Am F
Interlude:
COuDmtroC/E:F C Dm C/E
FWell I guess this
is growing CupG Am
Well I guess Fthis
is growing CupG Am
Well I guess Fthis
is growing CupG Am
Well I guess Fthis
is growing CupG Am
Well I guess Fthis
is growing Cup
Key: A
Chords used:
Ax02220
Bmx24432
A/C#x476xx
Dxx0232
E022100
G#466544
C#mx46654
Intro:
A Ex4
AVeBmrse A/C#1:D E Bm A Bm
AYou A/C#don't need F#mnothingD
E A/C# E D(hold)
And I know that you won't even try
ADon't A/C#wait for F#mme to help Dyou
EIt's too A/C#late for Eany of Dmy advice
Chorus:
A C#m G# D ENo trust
A C#m G# DAll I Egot is lies
A C#m G# D EBoring
A C#m G# D EAll right
Interlude:
AVeBmrse A/C#2:D E Bm A Bm
AMisA/C#placed your F#mvaluesD
E A/C# E D(hold)
Forgot the importance of being right
ADon't A/C#sit there F#mand act Dhumble
EI've A/C#heard your sEtory a Dthousand times
Interlude:
A D Ex4
AOuC#mtro:G# D E
A C#m G# D E A(hold)
Key: A
Chords used:
A/C# x476xx or x42220
Dxx0232
Ax02220
E022100
F#m244222
Intro:
A/C# D A Ex2
Verse 1:
APlease mom You ground
I Dknow that I was
right EAll along
And I'm Ahoping
I Dknow not what I
did Just Ehaving fun
Refrain:
You couldn't A/C#wait
for something Dnew
And yesterAday
I thought of Eyou
It left me to A/C#think as
if I couldn't Dwalk away
It's too Alate I fell Ethrough
Chorus:
F#mNothing to Dlose
A boy who Awent out
when he Efinished
F#mNothing to Ddo
They can't trust Ame because
I Eblew it once before
Interlude:
A/C# D A Ex2
Verse 2:
AShit dad Please
ass I Dknow I've
At Eleast one time
Can I Ablame it
It's Dbeen awhile
Eused that line
Interlude:
A D A/C# E Dx4
A x4
End on A (hold)
Key: A
Chords used:
Ax02220
F#m244222
Dxx0232
Bmx24432
Intro:
A, A F#m Dx2
Verse 1:
AWatching your house shrink
away in my rear view F#mmirror
As I drive aDway AWishing that
words that meant F#mnothing
That I didn't Dsay I'm Atrying
to F#mbe what you want me to Dbe
But Ait's so damn hard to
the F#mfool Week after Dweek
Chorus 1:
F#mI think you Dneed
some time aBmlone
F#mYou say you Dwant someone
to Acall your own
F#mOpen you Deyes You can
Bmsuck in your pride
You can F#mlive your
life Dall on your own
Interlude:
A F#m Dx2
Verse 2:
AIs this all going to
F#mThat we play this Dgame
I've Atried to convince you
but F#msomehow they end up the Dsame
But Awhat did you expect from me
F#mWhat am I supposed to Ddo AYou say
F#mlost Well I do Dtoo
Chorus 2:
F#mI don't want to
Dlive this lie aBmgain
F#mI know I'll Dget it right
but I Adon't know when
I'll F#mopen my Deyes I've
got Bmsomething inside
I'll just F#mjack off in
my Droom until noon
A F#m Dx2
Interlude:
A F#m Dx2
Outro:
AIt's never over
F#mAnd I don't think
that you're the Done
(Repeat x4)
A F#m D A(hold)
Key: D
Chords used:
Dxx0232
Ax02220
Bmx24432
G320033
Em7022030
Intro:
D A Bm A Gx2
D Bm A G Ax2
D Em7 G Ax2
DVeArsGe A1:
DAm I Astrungout Gcrazy
Aor not allowed
DTo be the Aone who
gets sGtupid over Ayou
DLazy (Em7lazy) laidback (Glaidback)
maybe Ayou're just on Dcrack
Why am I the Em7one who gets
Gfucked up and Aconfused GO!
Interlude:
D Bm A Gx4
D Em7 G Ax2
Verse 2:
DShe doesn't Em7care at all
GShe doesn't Acare at all
DShe doesn't Em7care about those
Gtimes we never Ashared at all
Interlude:
D Bm A Gx4
Verse 3:
DIf I Bmwere the last
AOf the few who Galways ask
DWould you still be the
Bmsame person that I AknewG
DAnd if it's Bmfor me
AAnother boring story
DI swear I'll Bmact enAthusedG
Outro: Beat switched back from fast to slow
D A Bm A G D A Bm A D D(hold)
Key: B
Chords used:
Bx24442
E022100
F#244322
G#m466444
Intro:
B E F#x2
Verse 1:
BI think of awhile ago
EWe might have F#had it all
BI was so stupid then
EYou needed F#time to grow
BBut now just as things change
EAs well my F#feelings do
BIn time things rearrange
EI am so F#sick of chasing you
Chorus 1:
G#mBut what do I Eget cause
just seem to Blose
You make me regF#ret those
times I spent with G#myou
And playing those Egames
as I wait for your Bcall
And now I give F#up so
goodEbye and so long
Interlude: Beat Changes from moderate to punk rock fast!!!
B G#m F# Ex2
Verse 2:
BIt's not a change of pace
EThis time I'll F#get it right
BIt's not a change of taste
EI was the F#one there last Bnight
EThey were there F#when you cried
BDidn't mean to hurt you
then EBest friends just
F#won't leave your side
Interlude:
B E F#x4
Verse 3:
BIt's not a change of pace
EThis time I'll F#get it right
BIt's not a change of taste
EI was the one there last night
Chorus 2:
G#mWhen I needed you Emost
When I needed a Bfriend
You let me down F#now
Like I let you down G#mthen
So sorry Eit's over
B F# B F# B F# B F# B(hold)
(ahh...)
Key: C
Chords used:
Cx32010
G320003
Amx02210
F133211
Dmxx0231
Verse 1:
CShe didn't mean to
Fdeceive you Gbelieve me
CBut sometimes the
hardest Fpart is Gconceiving
Refrain 1:
AmThe good intentions
that you Fhad
Amthis And although
DmThe Farrow missed
Verse 2:
CIt isn't exciting
Freciting Gthe stories
COf kind words turned hurting
Fwhen routine Ggets boring
Refrain 2:
AmBoth getting tired
of punk rock Fclubs
in punk rock Ambands
DmBut Fsome good
Interlude:
C F G Fx2
Verse 3:
And she said C"It
could never surFvive
With such differing
Glives One home one
Fout on tour aCgain
We may never come
Fback The strike of
a Gmatch The candle's
Fburing at both ends"
Interlude:
C F G Fx2
Verse 4:
CAnd now she knows too Fmuch
And I'm too fucked Gup
It's awkward Ftrying
to make my Cmove
I'll pretend that I'm
Ffine Show up right on
Gtime But I know I'll
Fnever be that cool
Refrain 3:
AmI never wanted to hold you
Fback I'm just trying to hold
Amon DmBut my Fchance is gone
Chorus:
CI Gknow just where I sFtand a boy
Trapped in the body of a man and
CI'll take what you're willing to
Dmgive And I'll teach myself to
Flive With a walk on part
of a Gbackground shot
From a Fmovie GI'm not in
Interlude:
C F G Fx2
Bridge:
C FShe's so imGporFtant
CAnd FI'm so reGtarFded
Refrain 4:
AmAnd now I reaFlize
I should have kissed you in L.AmA.
But I drove home all alone
As Dmif I had a Fchoice anyGway
Where are you Dmcoming from?
What are you Frunning from?
Is it so hard to Gsee?
And if you're Dmfeeling scared
Remember the Ftime we shared
You know it meant
everyGthing (everything)
You know that it meant
FeveryGthing to CmeF G F C F
You Gknow that it meant
Feverything to me
Outro:
C F G Fx2 C(hold)
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10.) Emo
Key: E
Chords used:
Bx24442
C#mx46654
Ax02220
E022100
F#m244222
G#m466444
Esus4022200
E/Bb022300
E/B022400
Intro:
B E F#m Ax2
E F#m Ax2
Verse 1:
BOne more time C#myou
will Alaugh without Bit
And he'll never C#mtry
to Agive you Emore
And I don't care cause
G#mhe is Asuch a Edick
He treats you like
you G#ma sAtupid Bwhore
And it seems like C#mthings
will Anever Bchange
You go on every C#mcloud
is Ain your Eway
And I know you feel
G#mempty Aall the Etime
You'll never listen to
G#manything Athat I say
Chorus 1:
Bsay She's better off
sAleeping on the C#mfloorB
because she Afell
right Eoff when Ball
are Asaid you C#mknowB
It's oAkay to F#mjust want more
Post-Chorus:
E F#m Ax2
Verse 2:
BWhy leave when C#myou
claim Ait is Blove?
But why stay when
you're C#mnot the Aonly Eone?
She's proved she's sG#mtrongA
EBe brave be sG#mtrongA
Bridge:
Bass:
B E F#m Ax4
Outro:
B EShe's better off F#msleeping Aon the Bfloor
EShe's better off F#msleeping Aon the Bfloor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
B EShe's better off F#msleeping Aon the Bfloor
EShe's better off F#msleeping Aon the Bfloor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
B EShe's better off F#msleeping Aon the Bfloor
EShe's better off F#msleeping Aon the Bfloor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
B EShe's better off F#msleeping Aon the Bfloor
B EShe's better off F#msleeping Aon the Bfloor
B EShe's better off F#msleeping Aon the Bfloor
E F#m A E(hold)
She's better off sleeping on the floor
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11.) Josie
Key: B
Chords used:
Bx24442
G#m466444
E022100
F#244322
C#mx46654
Intro:
Bass Solo:
B G#m Ex3
Verse 1:
Mark:
Yeah my girlBfriend takes me
F#home when I'm too drunk to Edrive
and she Bdoesn't get all C#mjealous
when I Ehang out with the
guys she Blaughs at my dumb
F#jokes when no one Edoes
she brings me Bmexican food
from SomC#mbrero's just beEcause
(yeah just beBcause)
Verse 2:
Mark:
And my girlBfriend
likes U.F#L. and D.H.EC.
and she's so sBmart
and indeC#mpendent I
Edon't think she needs
me quite Bhalf as much
as F#I know I need Eher I
Bwonder why there's not
aC#mnother Eguy that she'd prefer
Refrain:
Mark:
And F#when I feel like giving Eup
like my world is falling Bdown
I show F#up at 3 am she's sC#mtill
up watching Vacation and
I Esee her pretty face
it takes me away to a
better place and
Chorus:
Tom:
BI know that everything
F#I know that everything
EI know that everything
Mark:
G#meverything's F#gonna be fine
Tom:
BI know that everything
F#I know that everything
EI know that everything
Mark:
G#meverything's F#gonna be Bfine
Verse 3:
Mark:
Yeah my girlBfriend takes
colF#lect calls from the Eroad
and it Bdoesn't seem to C#mmatter
that I'm Elacking in the
bulge she Blaughs at my
dumb F#jokes when no one Edoes
she brings me Bmexican food
from SomC#mbrero's just beEcause
(Repeat Refrain)
(Repeat Chorus twice)
Bass Solo:
B G#m Ex3
(Repeat Chorus twice)
_____________________________
12.) A New Hope
Key: G
Chords used:
G320033
Amx02210
Cx32010
Dxx0232
Em022000
F#244322
Intro:
G Am G Am C Dx2
G Am C Dx2
Verse 1:
Gi've got her Cin my Dhead
GAt night when i Cgo to Dbed
And I Emknow it sounds lame
But Cshe's the girl Dof my Gdreams
GAnd of course I'd do Canything Dfor
her GI'd search the Cmoons of DEndor
I'd Emeven walk naked through
the Cdeserts Dof TatooGine
Chorus:
Princess AmLeia where are you toCnight?
And who's Glaying Am Gthere by F#your GsideAm G
Every Amnight I fall asleep with
Cyou And DI wake up alone
Interlude:
Verse 2:
GAnd even though I'm not as Ccool
as DHan GI want to still Cbe your
Dman You're eEmxactly the kind
of AlderCranian Dthat I Gneed
GBut when you were aCvailaDble
I was Gdrinking Colt 4C5's with
DLando I was Emhanging out in
the canCtina on DMoss EisGley
(Repeat chorus)
G(hold)
Beat Changes:
Bass Solo:
G Am G Am C D G Am G Am C
Interlude: palm mute
G Am C Dx2
Beat Changes Back:
G D C Em Dx3
G D C(hold)
Bridge:
AmOhh Cohh Princess GLeiaAm G F# G Am G
AmOhh Cohh Princess GLeiaAm G F# G Am G
(Repeat chorus)
End on G (hold)
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13.) Degenerate
Key: Bb
Chords used:
Bbx13331
F133211
Dmxx0231
Ebx68886
Cmx35543
Intro:
Bb F Dm Cmx2
Verse 1:
BbCrossed the sFtreet
DmNaked at Cmnight
BbBent Fover to Dmshow
some moonCmlight
BbPulled out some Fbeer
and I Dmgulped it Dmdown
BbNude in a Fgutter is
Dmhow I was Cmfound
BbThrown in a poFlice car
and the Dmdoor sCmlammed
BbNo noise just Fsilence
as I sDmcreamed my
Cmdick was Bbjammed
Now in Fprison for Dmone
month Cmno one to
Bbsee All I Fgot is
this guy DmBen CmDover
Chorus:
BbDon't like hesh don't like Frap
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's
Ebfat I'm a jerk I'm a Fpunk
Took a shower cause I sBbtunk
Smoked a bong killed a Fcat
Had my nuts attacked by Ebrats
Dad got nude I wore a Fthong
For a hobby I make bombs
Interlude:
Fast:
Bb F Eb Fx2
Slow:
Bb F Dm Cmx2
Verse 2:
BbWent to a Ffarm to Dmtip some Cmcows
BbForgot Fthat I left Dmmy pants Cmdown
BbBent Fover to Dmpick them Cmup
BbFelt a Ftwelve gauge Dmright
in my Cmhum didi Bbhum
The famer Ftook me
Dmto his Cmhouse
BbShowed me the Fcloset
from the Dminside Cmout
BbThe police Fcame
and Dmtook me aCmway
BbSaw Ben FDover again
and Dmhe's still Cmgay
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
Fast:
Bb F Eb Fx4
Slow:
Bb F Dm Cmx2
(Repeat chorus)
End on Bb (hold)
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14.) Lemmings
Key: B
Chords used:
Bx24442
F#244322
Abm466444
E022100
C#mx46654
F#/A#x143xx
B/D#x698xx
Intro:
B E B G#m F# G#m Ex2
Verse 1:
BA freight train to the right
feeling that sting of pride
It's F#/A#fucking with me
it's fucking with you
EAll's fair in love and war unG#mtil
you say it isn't but you're Ewrong
BWords on the back of flyers
my clothes are in the
dryer F#/A#It means nothing
nothing is changing
ELa familia is dead and gone
the G#mchildren grew up and moved Eon
Chorus:
F#Is it too much to G#mask for the
things to work Eout this time?
I'm only asking for what is
mine F#I wanted everything
AbmI got it and now I'm
gonna EThrow it away I'll
throw it away (yeah)
Interlude:
B E B G#m F# G#m Ex2
Verse 2:
BTime fading and a box of glazed
pulling fly bys on days
When F#/A#we were young and innocent
EElbow drop Sundays when
G#mMark Eaton got beat to Eshit
BLaughing at the bands we hate
all the spots we used to skate
F#/A#They're still there but
we've gone our own ways
EI know it's for the best
but G#msometimes I wonder
Will I Eever have friends
like you again?
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
B F#/A# E G#m Ex2
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
B C#m B/D# Ex2
B C#m G#m Ex2
Outro:
BYou're gonna drown
in the C#mmess you make
G#mYour self inEflicted hate
BYou turn your back on
the C#mfriends you lose
G#mWhen they don't
follow Eall your rules
BBut people are
what they C#mwanna be
G#mThey're not lemmings
Eto the sea
BMaybe it's time you
C#mlooked at yourself
G#mAnd stop blaming life
E B(hold)
on someone else
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15.) I'm Sorry
Key: A
Chords used:
Ax02220
E022100
F#m244222
Dxx0232
E/G#476xxx
Bmx24432
Intro:
A E F#m Dx2
Tom:
DDon't bide your Atime
Cause it is almost Eover
And I know you're Ddown
And I'll see you aDround
And I know it Ahurts
But you're just getting Eolder
And I know you'll Dwin
E A(hold)
You'll do it once again
Beat Changes:
E/G# Ax3
A D Bm D Ex2
Verse 1:
Tom:
AJust yesterEday
DIt always Eseemed like such a Adream
We're unsEtoppable indesDtructable
Nothing Ehappens to our maAchine
And there's Eno harm
DAt least Enothing we can Asee
As for Eyou not so Dtrue
He couldn't Echoose where
his road would lead
Interlude:
A D Bm D Ex2
Verse 2:
Tom:
AWhat a Eloss DYou just
Elost all your sAleep
And we've Ealways thought
DThat this could Enever
happen you Asee
That it's Eso hard
DYou gotta Eget up on your Afeet
Cause the Eonly way I Dgotta say
Is to Emove on through the week
Chorus:
Tom:
DDon't bide your Atime
Cause it is almost Eover
And I know you're Ddown
And I'll see you aDround
And I know it Ahurts
But you're just getting Eolder
And I know you'll Dwin
You'll Edo it once again
Interlude:
A E F#m Dx2
Bridge:
Mark:
AI'm sorry, I'm sorry
EI'm sorry, I'm sorry
F#mI'm sorry, I'm sorry
DI'm sorry, I'm sorry
(Repeat x4)
Tom: will enter after Mark's 5th time of I'm sorry
AThis happened Eto you
F#mThis happened Dto you
(Repeat x2)
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
A D Bm D Ex2
Outro:
Mark: Speaking to his dog
Oh yeah, oh man, too many beers...
Wha... what's going on? Ahh...
yeah, there we go. Whoooo. Okay.
Uh, no, wait, hang on a second...
ahh, yeah. Rexie, here boy! Here Rex!
Come on boy! Come on boy! Oh, good boy!
Oh, you wanna drink, don't you!
You're a little thirsty dog, aren't you!
Come here boy, okay, here ya go,
here, drink a little, there ya go, good doggy!
Good doggy! Oh Rex, you like that, huh.
I like you Rex.