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The chords used are   G    D    Em  C  
I like to put a Capo on the 3rd fret, but it works where ever.
The Lyrics...
Bongs and blunts and beers and beds and
Little tiny freshmen giving me headsss
UP everyone, you need to quiet down,
Im gonna tell you about your life right now...
Wake up in the morning,
Feelin kinda woozie,
You might be hungover,
You mighta been rufied
Realize your naked, 
that could be a problem,
Get outta bed, 
step on a condom,
Then it hits you, 
you start to remember,
Had sex last night with your friends little sister...
Chorus:
Hey mom, guess what Im learning,
its just two dollars for a coke and a bourbon,
Hey dad, aint ya proud,
I can do a kegs stand for two minutes now
Hey little brother, I wasnt lying,
You can get laid with out even trying.
college, has prepared me,
How to use drugs and committ adultry...
2nd verse:
Test at three thirty,
didnt even study,
you have no worries,
youll cheat off your buddy,
You cheat off him,
use him again,
he thinks yall are friends and you just pretend
Another A another day,
Yep thats a lie,
Your making all D's but your doing just fine
Cant pay attention,
heres a new invention,
its called aderral and O did i mention
Its multi-purposed, 
i know it sounds crazy,
you can take it when your high, drunk, horny or lazy...
Chorus:
Hey mom, guess what Im learning,
its just 2 dollars for a coke and a bourbon,
hey dad, aint ya proud,
i can do a keg stand for two minutes now
Hey little brother, i wasnt lying,
you can get laid without even trying
Highschoolers, listen to me,
my SAT was just an 840...And im here.....
Verse 3:
Always drinkin
never thinkin,
your high is risin,
your grades are sinkin
Leaving downtown,
you are shit faced,
your phone is gone
and your keys are mis placed,
You get a girl home,
your friends wont believe it,
Orgasm for you and she probably wont achieve it,
She may get off,
sometimes she wont,
but if you ask me 
im cool with both...
Chorus:
Hey mom! Guess what im learning,
its just two dollars for a coke and a bourbon
hey dad, aint ya proud,
i can do a keg stand for two min now
Hey little brother 
i wasnt lying
you can get laid without even trying
Now...Im gonna break it down
Ciggaretts and cough drops
jim beam and soda pops
raman noodles, coffee shops,
tennis shoes with no socks
Khaki pants, flip flops
mini skirts and tube tops
lemon with tequila shots
and 5 AM is when you stop!
And if you follow this youll do just fine
now lets bring back the chorus ONE more time
HEY MOM! Guess what im learning
its just two dollars for a coke and a bourbon
HEY DAD! Aint ya proud?? I can do a keg stand....
For 2 minutes nowwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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Jeff Howard - The College Song

by Misc Unsigned Bands

Lyrics & chords · Original key · Capo on fret 3 (as written in this song)

Chords in this song · guitar

G D Em C

The chords used are

I like to put a Capo on the 3rd fret, but it works where ever.

The Lyrics...

Bongs and blunts and beers and beds and

Little tiny freshmen giving me headsss

UP everyone, you need to quiet down,

Im gonna tell you about your life right now...

Wake up in the morning,

Feelin kinda woozie,

You might be hungover,

You mighta been rufied

Realize your naked,

that could be a problem,

Get outta bed,

step on a condom,

Then it hits you,

you start to remember,

Had sex last night with your friends little sister...

Chorus:

Hey mom, guess what Im learning,

its just two dollars for a coke and a bourbon,

Hey dad, aint ya proud,

I can do a kegs stand for two minutes now

Hey little brother, I wasnt lying,

You can get laid with out even trying.

college, has prepared me,

How to use drugs and committ adultry...

2nd verse:

Test at three thirty,

didnt even study,

you have no worries,

youll cheat off your buddy,

You cheat off him,

use him again,

he thinks yall are friends and you just pretend

Another A another day,

Yep thats a lie,

Your making all D's but your doing just fine

Cant pay attention,

heres a new invention,

its called aderral and O did i mention

Its multi-purposed,

i know it sounds crazy,

you can take it when your high, drunk, horny or lazy...

Chorus:

Hey mom, guess what Im learning,

its just 2 dollars for a coke and a bourbon,

hey dad, aint ya proud,

i can do a keg stand for two minutes now

Hey little brother, i wasnt lying,

you can get laid without even trying

Highschoolers, listen to me,

my SAT was just an 840...And im here.....

Verse 3:

Always drinkin

never thinkin,

your high is risin,

your grades are sinkin

Leaving downtown,

you are shit faced,

your phone is gone

and your keys are mis placed,

You get a girl home,

your friends wont believe it,

Orgasm for you and she probably wont achieve it,

She may get off,

sometimes she wont,

but if you ask me

im cool with both...

Chorus:

Hey mom! Guess what im learning,

its just two dollars for a coke and a bourbon

hey dad, aint ya proud,

i can do a keg stand for two min now

Hey little brother

i wasnt lying

you can get laid without even trying

Now...Im gonna break it down

Ciggaretts and cough drops

jim beam and soda pops

raman noodles, coffee shops,

tennis shoes with no socks

Khaki pants, flip flops

mini skirts and tube tops

lemon with tequila shots

and 5 AM is when you stop!

And if you follow this youll do just fine

now lets bring back the chorus ONE more time

HEY MOM! Guess what im learning

its just two dollars for a coke and a bourbon

HEY DAD! Aint ya proud?? I can do a keg stand....

For 2 minutes nowwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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