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DmA letter to you on a cassette
Bb'cause we don't write anymore
Dmgotta make it up quickly - 
Bbthere's people asleep on the second floor
GmThere's no aphroAmdisiac like Bbloneliness
Gmtruth, beauty, Amand a picture of Dmyou.
Dm   Bb   Dm   Bb
You'll be Dmwalking your dog in a few hours
BbI'll be asleep in my brother's house
DmYou're a thousand miles away 
with Bbfood between your teeth
GmCome up for Amsummer, I've got a Bbplace near the beach
GmThere's room for your dogAm  Dm  
GmThere's no aphroAmdisiac like Bbloneliness
Gmtruth, beauty, Amand a picture of Dmyou.
Dm   Bb   Dm   Bb
GmThere's no aphroAmdisiac like Bbloneliness
Gmtruth, beauty, Amand a picture of Dmyou.
GmThere's no aphroAmdisiac like Bbloneliness
Youth, truth, Gmbeauty, fame, bAmoredom, and a bottle of pDmills
Gm  Am  Dm
GmThere's no aphroAmdisiac like Dmloneliness
GmYou shouldn't lAmeave me aloDmne
GmThere's no aphroAmdisiac like Dmloneliness
Bare fGmeet like a tomboy, Amand a crooked Dmsmile
Truth, youth, Gmbeauty, fame, boredomAm, red hair, Dmno hair, innocence, 
SatuGmrday, Amand a picture of Dmyou
GmA letter to Amyou on a cassettDme
GmYou shouldn't Amleave me alBbone
GmForty and shaved, seAmxy, wants to do it all dDmay
with a Gmgun-totin' trigger-happy Amtrannie named Kinky DmRenee
Tired Gmteacher twenty-eight seeks Amregular meetings
for mDmasculine muscular nappy-clad brutal breeding
Gmwhile his wife rough-Amwrestles with a puppy all 
aBbquiver on a wine-soaked strobe-lit asiatic Gmhall of mirrors
Amand a dash of lDmoneliness
There's Gmno aphrAmodisiac quite Dmlike it 
Truth, youth, Gmbeauty, fame, boAmredom, red hair, Dmno hair, innocence, 
impunitGmy, aAmnd a picture of yDmou
I got a Gmvideo setup Amme love you short time
Dmshe pay me suck his finger with some fine wine
Gmand a dAmash of loDmneliness
Truth, youth, Gmbeauty, fame, boAmredom, red hair, Dmno hair, innocence, 
awkwardnessGm, impunity, aAmnd a picture of Dmyou.

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No Aphrodisiac

by The Whitlams

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A letter to you on a cassette

'cause we don't write anymore

gotta make it up quickly -

there's people asleep on the second floor

Gm Am Bb

There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness

Gm Am Dm

truth, beauty, and a picture of you.

Dm Bb Dm Bb

You'll be walking your dog in a few hours

I'll be asleep in my brother's house

You're a thousand miles away

with food between your teeth

Gm Am Bb

Come up for summer, I've got a place near the beach

Gm Am Dm

There's room for your dog

Gm Am Bb

There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness

Gm Am Dm

truth, beauty, and a picture of you.

Dm Bb Dm Bb

Gm Am Bb

There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness

Gm Am Dm

truth, beauty, and a picture of you.

Gm Am Bb

There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness

Gm Am Dm

Youth, truth, beauty, fame, boredom, and a bottle of pills

Gm Am Dm

There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness

Gm Am Dm

You shouldn't leave me alone

Gm Am Dm

There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness

Gm Am Dm

Bare feet like a tomboy, and a crooked smile

Gm Am Dm

Truth, youth, beauty, fame, boredom, red hair, no hair, innocence,

Gm Am Dm

Saturday, and a picture of you

Gm Am Dm

A letter to you on a cassette

Gm Am Bb

You shouldn't leave me alone

Gm Am Dm

Forty and shaved, sexy, wants to do it all day

Gm Am Dm

with a gun-totin' trigger-happy trannie named Kinky Renee

Gm Am

Tired teacher twenty-eight seeks regular meetings

for masculine muscular nappy-clad brutal breeding

Gm Am

while his wife rough-wrestles with a puppy all

Bb Gm

aquiver on a wine-soaked strobe-lit asiatic hall of mirrors

Am Dm

and a dash of loneliness

Gm Am Dm

There's no aphrodisiac quite like it

Gm Am Dm

Truth, youth, beauty, fame, boredom, red hair, no hair, innocence,

Gm Am Dm

impunity, and a picture of you

Gm Am

I got a video setup me love you short time

she pay me suck his finger with some fine wine

Gm Am Dm

and a dash of loneliness

Gm Am Dm

Truth, youth, beauty, fame, boredom, red hair, no hair, innocence,

Gm Am Dm

awkwardness, impunity, and a picture of you.

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