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Teddy Picker

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[Intro]
|   Am|   Am|   Am|   Am|
|    E|    E|   Am| Am  
[Verse]
They've Amsped up to the point where they provoke
The Ampunchline before they have told the joke
PlenAmty of desperation to be seen
AmStaring at a television screen
They've Amsped up to the point where they provoke
You to tell the fucking Ampunchline before you have told the joke
Well, Amsorry sunshine, it doesn't exist
It Amwasn't in the top 100 list
[Chorus]
And it's the Fthousandth time and it's Eeven bolder,
 AmDon't be surprised when you get bent over
  FThey told ya, Ethat you were gagging for itD#  
[Verse]
She Amsaw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
The Amkids all dream of making it, whatever that means
AAmnother variation on a theme
A tangle on the Amtelevision and the magazine
D'you Amreckon that they do it for a joke?
D'you Amreckon that they make 'em take an oath?
That says "we aAmre defenders
Of Amany poser or professionAmal pretender aAmround"
[Chorus]
N.C.                          F  E  
When did your list replace the twist and turn
Like a Amfist replaced a kiss?
Don't conceFrn us with your bollocks. I don't want your Eprayers
Save it for the morning after
[Solo]
Am
[Chorus]
And it's the Fthousandth time and it's Eeven bolder,
 AmDon't be surprised when you get bent over
  FThey told ya, Ethat you were gagging for itAm  
[Outro]
     FN.C.
Let's have a game on a Teddy Picker
   EN.C.
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
   AmN.C.                                Am  
Already thick and you're getting thicker
     FN.C.
Let's have a game on a Teddy Picker
   EN.C.
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
   AmN.C.                                D#  
Already thick and you're getting thicker
PreAmsuming that all things are equal,
AmWho'd want to be men of the peoplEe
                      N.C.    Am  
When there's people like you?

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Teddy Picker

by Arctic Monkeys

Lyrics & chords · Original key

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[Intro]

Am Am Am Am

| | | | |

E E Am Am

| | | |

[Verse]

They've sped up to the point where they provoke

The punchline before they have told the joke

Plenty of desperation to be seen

Staring at a television screen

They've sped up to the point where they provoke

You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke

Well, sorry sunshine, it doesn't exist

It wasn't in the top 100 list

[Chorus]

F E

And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,

Don't be surprised when you get bent over

F E D#

They told ya, that you were gagging for it

[Verse]

She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed

The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means

Another variation on a theme

A tangle on the television and the magazine

D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?

D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?

That says "we are defenders

Am Am Am

Of any poser or professional pretender around"

[Chorus]

F E

N.C.

When did your list replace the twist and turn

Like a fist replaced a kiss?

F E

Don't concern us with your bollocks. I don't want your prayers

Save it for the morning after

[Solo]

[Chorus]

F E

And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,

Don't be surprised when you get bent over

F E Am

They told ya, that you were gagging for it

[Outro]

N.C.

Let's have a game on a Teddy Picker

N.C.

Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?

Am Am

N.C.

Already thick and you're getting thicker

N.C.

Let's have a game on a Teddy Picker

N.C.

Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?

Am D#

N.C.

Already thick and you're getting thicker

Presuming that all things are equal,

Am E

Who'd want to be men of the people

N.C.

When there's people like you?

About Teddy Picker Chords by Arctic Monkeys

Learn how to play Teddy Picker by Arctic Monkeys with free guitar chords, lyrics, and interactive chord diagrams. Search for “Teddy Picker chords”, “Teddy Picker guitar chords”, or “Arctic Monkeys Teddy Picker chords” and you will find this page — transpose to any key, tap chords for diagrams, and use auto-scroll while you play. Perfect for beginners looking for easy Teddy Picker chords and for experienced players who want accurate Teddy Picker lyrics and chords in one place. Common chords in this song include Am, E, F, D#, A, D.

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What key is "Teddy Picker" in?

The chords for "Teddy Picker" show the original chord names (including Am, E, F, D#, A, D). Use transpose to move the song into any key that fits your voice or capo.