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Bo Burnham
My "Little" Secret
Intro
Am     F        C       G
AmPeople think im taFll, you probably do tCoo,
Cause i got a big hGat size and a 16 shoe.Am  F  C  G  
As taAmll as a treFe, but as wide as a twiCg,
To top it all ofGf, my weener is a.Am..tiFnyC  G  
AmIt doesnt make any seFnse, its only 2 1/C2
Whenever i'm naGked even asians laugh (sry)
AmIt'll be like notFhing youve ever fCelt
Im the only gGuy who needs a condom beltAm...(FwhaCt?)G  
Am  F  C  G
AmPlease dont be meFan, please dont be a jCerk
Ive tried all those pGills trust me they dont woAmrk.F  C  G  
AmIf girth was a virFtue, I'd end up in hellC,
Right now I'm eGrect, and you can't even teAmll.F  C  G  
AmI hate myseFlf, Why isnt it loCng?
Did my circumGcision go horribly wronAmg?F  C  G  
AmWhen my girlfriend sFaw it she started to sCob,
"I can only gGive you a finger-joAmb"F  C  G  
Am  F  C  G
AmI wanna be the sFtud, now i'm the stoCoge.
It wouldn't be wieGrd, if my balls weren't so hAmuge.F  C  A  
AmI guess it would be grFeat if i was hung like a Chorse,
But i gotta let naGture take its courAmse..F.C  G  
just kidding im huAmge.

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My Little Secret

by Bo Burnham

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Bo Burnham

My "Little" Secret

Intro

Am F C G

Am F C

People think im tall, you probably do too,

G Am F C G

Cause i got a big hat size and a 16 shoe.

Am F C

As tall as a tree, but as wide as a twig,

G Am F C G

To top it all off, my weener is a...tiny

Am F C

It doesnt make any sense, its only 2 1/2

Whenever i'm naked even asians laugh (sry)

Am F C

It'll be like nothing youve ever felt

G Am F C G

Im the only guy who needs a condom belt...(what?)

Am F C G

Am F C

Please dont be mean, please dont be a jerk

G Am F C G

Ive tried all those pills trust me they dont work.

Am F C

If girth was a virtue, I'd end up in hell,

G Am F C G

Right now I'm erect, and you can't even tell.

Am F C

I hate myself, Why isnt it long?

G Am F C G

Did my circumcision go horribly wrong?

Am F C

When my girlfriend saw it she started to sob,

G Am F C G

"I can only give you a finger-job"

Am F C G

Am F C

I wanna be the stud, now i'm the stooge.

G Am F C A

It wouldn't be wierd, if my balls weren't so huge.

Am F C

I guess it would be great if i was hung like a horse,

G Am F C G

But i gotta let nature take its course...

just kidding im huge.

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