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Functions By: Riley Friesen
Verse 1:
MaEmde Myself Ca sandwich thiDs morning
I aGte Dit
I cheEmwed it and sCtimulated Dmy salivary
GGlaDnds
My TEmaste buds were fCunctioning and it Dwasn’t good
I Ghated Dit
At lEmeast I could Cswallow it, Dit went down my
EsGophaDgus
Chorus:
ThCese are tDhe functions Gof your digestiEmve tract
YCou may Dnot like it but yGou can’t escape Emthe fact
Verse 2:
It laEmnded in my sCtomach Dit sloshed around in the
GHydrochlDoric acid
it sqEmueezed through a vCalve to the smDaller
intGestinal caviDty
it was bEmrokeCn down and Dabsorbed by the little things
Called GVilDli
EmMan what Cyou can’t learn Dfrom watching some
GBill NDye™
Chorus
Verse 3
The stEmuff Cthat wasn’Dt absorbed by the villi goes to the
LGarge IntesDtine
TEmhere it fCesters fDor up to
TweGnty-FouDr Hours
AfEmter that iCt gets Da little bit more
GAwkwDard 
Some Emstuff happeCns and hoDpefully some more happens that
I’m nGot gonna Dmention
Chorus
Bridge:
HoDpefully  YGou learnEmed something Cby watching my show
DNow if yGou’d please excEmuse me I’ve rCeally got to go
Chorus
I don't own Bill Nye™  I am not Bill Nye™, i don't endorse Bill Nye™ so DON'T SUE ME!

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Riley Friesen - Functions

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Functions By: Riley Friesen

Verse 1:

Em C D

Made Myself a sandwich this morning

G D

I ate it

Em C D

I chewed it and stimulated my salivary

G D

Glands

Em C D

My Taste buds were functioning and it wasn’t good

G D

I hated it

Em C D

At least I could swallow it, it went down my

G D

Esophagus

Chorus:

C D G Em

These are the functions of your digestive tract

C D G Em

You may not like it but you can’t escape the fact

Verse 2:

Em C D

It landed in my stomach it sloshed around in the

G D

Hydrochloric acid

Em C D

it squeezed through a valve to the smaller

G D

intestinal cavity

Em C D

it was broken down and absorbed by the little things

G D

Called Villi

Em C D

Man what you can’t learn from watching some

G D

Bill Nye™

Chorus

Verse 3

Em C D

The stuff that wasn’t absorbed by the villi goes to the

G D

Large Intestine

Em C D

There it festers for up to

G D

Twenty-Four Hours

Em C D

After that it gets a little bit more

G D

Awkward

Em C D

Some stuff happens and hopefully some more happens that

G D

I’m not gonna mention

Chorus

Bridge:

D G Em C

Hopefully You learned something by watching my show

D G Em C

Now if you’d please excuse me I’ve really got to go

Chorus

I don't own Bill Nye™ I am not Bill Nye™, i don't endorse Bill Nye™ so DON'T SUE ME!

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