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Scotch Woodcock - Balanitis

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Standard Tuning
Intro:
D A G
D A G
D A G
D A D
[Verse 1]
DSpent some time with Gyour mom
DRollin' round in Abed
DHow was i to Eknow?
GIt'd never be the same Dagain
[Chorus]
DI've got ABalaGnitis
DOh my GAod it Gsucks
DMy balls are Areally Gswollen
DNow it Ajust gets Dstuck
[Verse 2]
DStarted Getting GProblems
DDown, in my Apants
DWent to the Edoctor
GHe touched me with his Dhands
DTold me my balls were Gruined
DGave me some special Apills
DNow i'm hallucEinating
GAnd i've got the Dchills
[Chorus x2]
Then comes the bridge, which is just the chorus played twice heavily palm-muted with no singing
[Chorus x3]
[Outro]
D A G
D A D
an electric guitar that plays palm muted power chord versions of all the notes.

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Scotch Woodcock - Balanitis

by Misc Unsigned Bands

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Standard Tuning

Intro:

D A G

D A D

[Verse 1]

D G

Spent some time with your mom

D A

Rollin' round in bed

D E

How was i to know?

G D

It'd never be the same again

[Chorus]

D A G

I've got Balanitis

D A G

Oh my God it sucks

D A G

My balls are really swollen

D A D

Now it just gets stuck

[Verse 2]

D G

Started Getting Problems

D A

Down, in my pants

D E

Went to the doctor

G D

He touched me with his hands

D G

Told me my balls were ruined

D A

Gave me some special pills

D E

Now i'm hallucinating

G D

And i've got the chills

[Chorus x2]

Then comes the bridge, which is just the chorus played twice heavily palm-muted with no singing

[Chorus x3]

[Outro]

D A G

D A D

an electric guitar that plays palm muted power chord versions of all the notes.

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