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BI'm looking down the Ahole
Dyour looking up at meE  
Byou're cold and tiredA  
Dthat is easy to sEee
Blower the rope to Ayou
a bDucket on the lineE  
your memBbrane will be soft and smootAh
Dand your heart will be EmineB  A  
DIt rubs the lotiEon on its skinB  A  
DOr else it gets tEhe hose againB  A  
DIt rubs the lotiEon on its skinB  A  
DOr else it gets Ethe hose again
BYes precioAus it gets the hose
BDoooooooooooAooooooo-oooo-oooD  E  
BThe look insidAe your eyes
Ddrives me from controlE  
Bevoking visioAns of my favorite DcasseroleE  
Band if i eat your heartA  
Di'll also bite your soulE  
B                                  A                           D           E        B
and whAen i'm done with that i'll use your skull… as a bowl
DIt rubs the lotiEon on its skinB  A  
DOr else it gets thEe hose againB  A  
DIt rubs the lotiEon on its skinB  A  
DOr else it gets tEhe hose againB  A  
D… It gets the hoseE  
DIt puts the lotion Ein the basket  (Bx 3)A  
DYes it doesE  
DPut the lotion in Ethe basket (x 3)B  A  
DPut the lotion Ein the basket nowB  A  
DYes it doesE  
Dooooooooooooooooo-oooo-ooo
BThe night is very coAld
DI'm feeling kind of weakE  
BI think i'll make Amyself a cap from youDr right buttocks cheekE  
BAnd then I will gAo walking with my little DdogE  
and then I'll bury you underneath a logB  A  
DIt rubs the lotion Eon its skinB  A  
DOr else it gets thEe hose againB  A  
DIt rubs the lotion Eon its skinB  A  
DOr else it gets tEhe hose againB  A  
DYes it does preciousE  B  A  
DIt puts the lotion Ein the basketB  A  
Dbitch put the lotion Ein the basketB  A  
DOh put the lotion in Ethe fucking baskeBtA  
DBitch put the lotion in Ethe basketB  A  
Dooooooooooooooooo-oooo-ooo

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Lotion

by Greenskeepers

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B A

I'm looking down the hole

D E

your looking up at me

B A

you're cold and tired

D E

that is easy to see

B A

lower the rope to you

D E

a bucket on the line

B A

your membrane will be soft and smooth

D E B A

and your heart will be mine

D E B A

It rubs the lotion on its skin

D E B A

Or else it gets the hose again

D E B A

It rubs the lotion on its skin

D E

Or else it gets the hose again

B A

Yes precious it gets the hose

B A D E

Doooooooooooooooooo-oooo-ooo

B A

The look inside your eyes

D E

drives me from control

B A D E

evoking visions of my favorite casserole

B A

and if i eat your heart

D E

i'll also bite your soul

B A D E B

and when i'm done with that i'll use your skull… as a bowl

D E B A

It rubs the lotion on its skin

D E B A

Or else it gets the hose again

D E B A

It rubs the lotion on its skin

D E B A

Or else it gets the hose again

D E

… It gets the hose

D E B A

It puts the lotion in the basket (x 3)

D E

Yes it does

D E B A

Put the lotion in the basket (x 3)

D E B A

Put the lotion in the basket now

D E

Yes it does

Dooooooooooooooooo-oooo-ooo

B A

The night is very cold

D E

I'm feeling kind of weak

B A D E

I think i'll make myself a cap from your right buttocks cheek

B A D E

And then I will go walking with my little dog

B A

and then I'll bury you underneath a log

D E B A

It rubs the lotion on its skin

D E B A

Or else it gets the hose again

D E B A

It rubs the lotion on its skin

D E B A

Or else it gets the hose again

D E B A

Yes it does precious

D E B A

It puts the lotion in the basket

D E B A

bitch put the lotion in the basket

D E B A

Oh put the lotion in the fucking basket

D E B A

Bitch put the lotion in the basket

Dooooooooooooooooo-oooo-ooo

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