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Steak For Chicken

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[Intro]
|   Am|   Am|    G|    G|
|   Am|    G|    G|   Am|   Am|
(drums in)
|   Am|   Am|   Am|   Am|
|   Am|   Am|
[Verse 1]
AmMardi Gras came and went
GAll my money has been spent
AmHow am I gonna pay the rent?
GSitting on your face (Sitting on my ass)
AmWho mistook the steak for chicken?
GWho am I gonna stick my dick in?
              Am       GN.C.           Am  
We're not those kids, sitting on the couch
[Refrain]
|(Am) |    G|   Am| Am  
[Verse 2]
My Amformer life, I was a high roller (My former life, I had a sister)
  GWalked my kids in a diamond stroller (I abused her and I dissed her)
AmFound my calling as a part-time bowler (She got swept up in a twister)
GTraded my wife in for a new three-holer (First I laughed and then I missed her)
AmWho mistook these baths for showers?
GWho fucked up that leaning tower?
              Am       GN.C.           Am  
We're not those kids, sitting on the couch
[Refrain]
|(Am) |    G|   Am| Am  
[Verse 3]
Oh, Amget on a greyhound and ride away
GLive on birthday cake each day (Different dreams than yesterday)
AmTell your grandparents that they're gay (Tell your grandma, you're okay)
GSteal their money and run away (Kiss her cheek and run away)
'Cause Amme and my friends are so smart
We inGvented this new kind of art: (We invented this new kind of darts)
AmPost-Modernist Throwing Darts (Hit a bull's-eye, cut a fart)
GSmoking crack and cutting crack
AmWho mistook this crap for genius? (Who is dancing on the ceiling?)
GWho is gonna stroke my penis? (Who is gonna hurt my feelings?)
              Am       GN.C.           Am  
We're not those kids, sitting on the couch
[Refrain]
|(Am) |    G|   Am| Am  
[Verse 4]
Oh, Ampeople are shiny like a brand new book (Even your mother is a crook)
But Gif you get a closer look (But if I get a closer look)
There's Amshit on every hand you shook (There's shit on every road you took)
If Gyou don't believe me, look at your hand (If you don't believe me, read the book)
AmWho made all these things for killing? (Somebody's making a killing)
GWhose pussy hole needs filling? (Whose empty heart needs filling?)
              Am       GN.C.           Am  
We're not those kids, sitting on the couch
[Refrain]
|(Am) |    G|   Am|   Am|
[Outro]
  AmN.C.
Who mistook the steak for chicken?
    GN.C.       G  
(Who am I gonna stick my dick in?)
              Am       GN.C.           Am  
We're not those kids, sitting on the couch
  GSitting on the Amcouch   GSitting on the Amcouch
  GSitting on the AmcouchG  Am  G  Am  

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Steak For Chicken

by The Moldy Peaches

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

[Intro]

Am Am G G

| | | | |

Am G G Am Am

| | | | | |

(drums in)

Am Am Am Am

| | | | |

Am Am

| | |

[Verse 1]

Mardi Gras came and went

All my money has been spent

How am I gonna pay the rent?

Sitting on your face (Sitting on my ass)

Who mistook the steak for chicken?

Who am I gonna stick my dick in?

Am G Am

N.C.

We're not those kids, sitting on the couch

[Refrain]

Am G Am Am

|() | | |

[Verse 2]

My former life, I was a high roller (My former life, I had a sister)

Walked my kids in a diamond stroller (I abused her and I dissed her)

Found my calling as a part-time bowler (She got swept up in a twister)

Traded my wife in for a new three-holer (First I laughed and then I missed her)

Who mistook these baths for showers?

Who fucked up that leaning tower?

Am G Am

N.C.

We're not those kids, sitting on the couch

[Refrain]

Am G Am Am

|() | | |

[Verse 3]

Oh, get on a greyhound and ride away

Live on birthday cake each day (Different dreams than yesterday)

Tell your grandparents that they're gay (Tell your grandma, you're okay)

Steal their money and run away (Kiss her cheek and run away)

'Cause me and my friends are so smart

We invented this new kind of art: (We invented this new kind of darts)

Post-Modernist Throwing Darts (Hit a bull's-eye, cut a fart)

Smoking crack and cutting crack

Who mistook this crap for genius? (Who is dancing on the ceiling?)

Who is gonna stroke my penis? (Who is gonna hurt my feelings?)

Am G Am

N.C.

We're not those kids, sitting on the couch

[Refrain]

Am G Am Am

|() | | |

[Verse 4]

Oh, people are shiny like a brand new book (Even your mother is a crook)

But if you get a closer look (But if I get a closer look)

There's shit on every hand you shook (There's shit on every road you took)

If you don't believe me, look at your hand (If you don't believe me, read the book)

Who made all these things for killing? (Somebody's making a killing)

Whose pussy hole needs filling? (Whose empty heart needs filling?)

Am G Am

N.C.

We're not those kids, sitting on the couch

[Refrain]

Am G Am Am

|() | | | |

[Outro]

N.C.

Who mistook the steak for chicken?

G G

N.C.

(Who am I gonna stick my dick in?)

Am G Am

N.C.

We're not those kids, sitting on the couch

G Am G Am

Sitting on the couch Sitting on the couch

G Am G Am G Am

Sitting on the couch

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