Important!
This is not the version found in the credits to Valve's game Portal, that is in the key
D. This is Jonathan Coulton's version in the key of A, when you see him play it live, or
all for that matter, it is in A.
I will go over both ways to play this version.
First is the capoed version with any standard capo on the seventh fret. This is the
pattern for the verse, rinse and repeat as many times as necessary. With capo the chords
D and Bm.
e|----------9--------------9----------|
B|------10-----10------10-----10------|
G|---9-------------11-------------9---|
D|------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------|
TBmhis was a tDriumphBm D
BmI’m making a Dnote here: Bmhuge succDessBm
EmIt’s hard to overAstate my satisDfactiBmonD
BmAperture DScienceBm D
BmWe do what we Dmust beBmcause we DcanBm
EmFor the good of Aall of us
BbM7Except the ones who are dead
FBut there’s no sense Ccrying over Bbevery misFtake
FYou just keep on Ctrying till you Bbrun out of Fcake
Gm C F Dm*
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
BFor the people who are Astill aDliveBm D
BmI’m not even DangryBm D
BmI’m being Dso sinBmcere right DnowBm
EmEven though you Abroke my heart and Dkilled meBm D
BmAnd tore me to DpiecesBm D
BmAnd threw every Dpiece iBmnto a DfireBm
EmAs they burned it Ahurt because
BbM7I was so happy for you
FNow these points of Cdata make a Bbbeautiful Fline
FAnd we’re out of Cbeta, we’re reBbleasing on Ftime
Gm C F Dm*
So I’m glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned
BFor the people who are Astill aDliveBm D
BmGo ahead and Dleave meBm D
BmI think I’d preDfer to Bmstay inDsideBm
EmMaybe you’ll find Asomeone else to Dhelp youBm D
BmMaybe Black DMesaBm D
BmThat was a Djoke, ha Bmha, fat DchanceBm
EmAnyway this Acake is great
BbM7It’s so delicious and moist
FLook at me still Ctalking when there’s Bbscience to Fdo
FWhen I look out Cthere it makes me Bbglad I’m not Fyou
Gm C F Dm*
I’ve experiments to run, there is research to be done
BOn the people who are Astill aDliveBm D
And belBmieve me I Dam still aBmliveD
I’m doing Bmscience and DI’m still aBmliveD
I feel Bmfantastic and DI’m still aBmliveD
And while you’re Bmdying I’ll Dbe still aBmliveD
And when you’re Bmdead I will Dbe still aBmliveD
DStill aBmlive
DStill aBmlive
The second version can be played sans capo using open chords, but is slightly harder.
capo the verse is played using A and F#.
e|--------------------------------|
B|---------2------------2---------|
G|------2-----2------2-----2------|
D|---2-----------4------------2---|
A|--------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------|
This was a tAriumphF#m A
F#mI’m making a Anote here: F#mhuge succAessF#m
BmIt’s hard to overEstate my satisAfactiF#monA
F#mAperture AScienceF#m A
F#mWe do what we Amust beF#mcause we AcanF#m
BmFor the good of Eall of us
FM7Except the ones who are dead
CBut there’s no sense Gcrying over Fevery misCtake
CYou just keep on Gtrying till you Frun out of Ccake
Dm G C Am*
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
FFor the people who are Estill aAliveF#m A
F#mI’m not even AangryF#m A
F#mI’m being Aso sinF#mcere right AnowF#m
BmEven though you Ebroke my heart and Akilled meF#m A
F#mAnd tore me to ApiecesF#m A
F#mAnd threw every Apiece iF#mnto a AfireF#m
BmAs they burned it Ehurt because
FM7I was so happy for you
CNow these points of Gdata make a Fbeautiful Cline
CAnd we’re out of Gbeta, we’re reFleasing on Ctime
Dm G C Am*
So I’m glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned
FFor the people who are Estill aAliveF#m A
F#mGo ahead and Aleave meF#m A
F#mI think I’d preAfer to F#mstay inAsideF#m
BmMaybe you’ll find Esomeone else to Ahelp youF#m A
F#mMaybe Black AMesaF#m A
F#mThat was a Ajoke, ha F#mha, fat AchanceF#m
BmAnyway this Ecake is great
FM7It’s so delicious and moist
CLook at me still Gtalking when there’s Fscience to Cdo
CWhen I look out Gthere it makes me Fglad I’m not Cyou
Dm G C Am*
I’ve experiments to run, there is research to be done
FOn the people who are Estill aAliveF#m A
And belF#mieve me I Aam still aF#mliveA
I’m doing F#mscience and AI’m still aF#mliveA
I feel F#mfantastic and AI’m still aF#mliveA
And while you’re F#mdying I’ll Abe still aF#mliveA
And when you’re F#mdead I will Abe still aF#mliveA
AStill aF#mlive
AStill aF#mlive
Before each chord with an asterisk [*], it adds a good effect if you strum open once
the chord before the asterisk chord, which will be either a Dm or an Am depending on the version.