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Homo Christmas

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Homo Christmas – Pansy Division
[Intro]
G   C   Am   D(x4)
[Verse 1]
GYou'll probably get sweaters
AmUnderweCar and soDcks
GBut what you'd reCally like for Christmas
AmIs a nice hard CcockD  
GYou deserve a cute boyC  
AmWho's horny and CqueerD  
GTo make the most out Cof Christmas AmcheerC  D  
[Chorus]
GI wanna be yCour Christmas AmpresentD  
GI wanna be yCour Christmas AmqueerD  
GI wanna be yCour Christmas AmpresentD  
CHave a homo Christmas Dthis yearG  
[Verse 2]
Don't be miserable
Like Morrissey
Let me do you
Underneath the Christmas tree
We'll push the packages
Out of the way
And after you've unwrapped me
Naked on the floor we'll play
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Your family
Won't give you encouragement
But let me give you
Sexual nourishment
Licking nipples
Licking nuts
Putting candy canes
Up each other's butts
[Chorus] x2
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