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Carrot Juice Is Murder

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[Intro]
D
[Verse 1]
GListen up Dbrothers and Emsisters, Ccome hear my Ddesperate Gtale
I Gspeak of our Dfriends of Emnature, Ctrapped in the Ddirt like a Gjail
GVegtables Dlive in opEmpression, Cserved on our Dtables each Gnight
This Gkilling of Dveggies is Emmadness, CI say we Dtake up the Gfight
[Pre-chorus]
DSalads are only for Gmurderers, Dcole slaw's a fascist regGime
DDon't think that they don't have Gfeelings, Cjust 'cause a radish can't Dscream
[Chorus]
GI've heard the Dscreams of the Emvegetables, (scream, scream, scream)
Cwatching their skins being Dpeeled (having their insides revealed)
GGrated and Dsteamed with no Emmercy, (burning up calories)
Chow do you Dthink that Gfeels? (bet it hurts real bad)
GCarrot juice Dconstitutes Emmurder, (and that's a real crime)
Cgreenhouses prisons for Dslaves (let my vegetables go)
It's Gtime to stop Dall this Emgardening, (It's dirty as hell)
Clet's call a Dspade a Gspade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a...)
[Verse 2]
GI saw a Dman eating Emcelery, Cso I beat Dhim black and Gblue
If Ghe ever Dtouches a Emsprout again, I'll Cbite him Dclean in Gtwo
GI'm a Dpolitical Emprisoner, Ctrapped in a Dwindowless Gcage
G'cause I stopped the Dslaughter of Emturnips, by Ckilling five Dmen in a Grage
[Pre-chorus]
DI told the judge when he Gsentenced me, Dthis is my finest Ghour
DI'd kill those farmers aGgain, Cjust to save one more cauliDflower
[Chorus]
GI've heard the Dscreams of the Emvegetables, (scream, scream, scream)
Cwatching their skins being Dpeeled (having their insides revealed)
GGrated and Dsteamed with no Emmercy, (burning up calories)
Chow do you Dthink that Gfeels? (bet it hurts real bad)
GCarrot juice Dconstitutes Emmurder, (and that's a real crime)
Cgreenhouses prisons for Dslaves (let my vegetables go)
It's Gtime to stop Dall this Emgardening, (It's dirty as hell)
Clet's call a Dspade a Gspade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a...)
[Bridge]
AmHow low as people do Emwe dare to stoop
CMaking young broccolis Gbleed in the soup
AmUntie your beans, unEmcage your tomatoes
Let Cpotted plants free, don't Dmash that potato!
[Outro]
GI've heard the Dscreams of the Emvegetables, (scream, scream, scream)
Cwatching their skins being Dpeeled (fates in the stir fry are sealed)
GGrated and Dsteamed with no Emmercy, (you fat gourmet slob)
Chow do you Dthink that Gfeels? (leave them out in the fields)
GCarrot juice Dconstitutes Emmurder, (V8's genocide)
Cgreenhouses prisons for Dslaves (yes your compost's a grave)
It's Gtime to stop Dall this Emgardening, (take up macrame)
Clet's call a Dspade a Gspade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a spade)
(Spoken)
Power to the peas! Give peas a chance!
(Sung to the tune of Give Peace a Chance)
GAll we are D7saying is give peas a Gchance

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Carrot Juice Is Murder

by The Arrogant Worms

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[Intro]

[Verse 1]

G D Em C D G

Listen up brothers and sisters, come hear my desperate tale

G D Em C D G

I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail

G D Em C D G

Vegtables live in oppression, served on our tables each night

G D Em C D G

This killing of veggies is madness, I say we take up the fight

[Pre-chorus]

D G D G

Salads are only for murderers, cole slaw's a fascist regime

D G C D

Don't think that they don't have feelings, just 'cause a radish can't scream

[Chorus]

G D Em

I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (scream, scream, scream)

C D

watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)

G D Em

Grated and steamed with no mercy, (burning up calories)

C D G

how do you think that feels? (bet it hurts real bad)

G D Em

Carrot juice constitutes murder, (and that's a real crime)

C D

greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables go)

G D Em

It's time to stop all this gardening, (It's dirty as hell)

C D G

let's call a spade a spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a...)

[Verse 2]

G D Em C D G

I saw a man eating celery, so I beat him black and blue

G D Em C D G

If he ever touches a sprout again, I'll bite him clean in two

G D Em C D G

I'm a political prisoner, trapped in a windowless cage

G D Em C D G

'cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips, by killing five men in a rage

[Pre-chorus]

D G D G

I told the judge when he sentenced me, this is my finest hour

D G C D

I'd kill those farmers again, just to save one more cauliflower

[Chorus]

G D Em

I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (scream, scream, scream)

C D

watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)

G D Em

Grated and steamed with no mercy, (burning up calories)

C D G

how do you think that feels? (bet it hurts real bad)

G D Em

Carrot juice constitutes murder, (and that's a real crime)

C D

greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables go)

G D Em

It's time to stop all this gardening, (It's dirty as hell)

C D G

let's call a spade a spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a...)

[Bridge]

Am Em

How low as people do we dare to stoop

C G

Making young broccolis bleed in the soup

Am Em

Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes

C D

Let potted plants free, don't mash that potato!

[Outro]

G D Em

I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (scream, scream, scream)

C D

watching their skins being peeled (fates in the stir fry are sealed)

G D Em

Grated and steamed with no mercy, (you fat gourmet slob)

C D G

how do you think that feels? (leave them out in the fields)

G D Em

Carrot juice constitutes murder, (V8's genocide)

C D

greenhouses prisons for slaves (yes your compost's a grave)

G D Em

It's time to stop all this gardening, (take up macrame)

C D G

let's call a spade a spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a spade)

(Spoken)

Power to the peas! Give peas a chance!

(Sung to the tune of Give Peace a Chance)

G D7 G

All we are saying is give peas a chance

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