Now playing

Ive Got A Boner For Christmas

Chords

Listen

YouTubeYouTube SpotifySpotify AppleApple Music

Gmajor

90BPM

Lyrics & ChordsClick chords to see diagrams

Song: I’ve Got A Boner For Christmas
Verse 1:
CMend up your sCtocking hole
CCause this lump ain't mCade of coal
DI've got a boCner for ChrGistmas
CCranberry sauce, green bCeans and muffins
CYou be the turkey and IC'm the stuffing 
DI've got a bConer for ChrGistmas
Chorus:
Singin' jCoy to the woGrld!
To eCach and every gGirl
To aC-all of your giDrls
O-Coooh  Go!
Bridge/Solo:   (Verse Chords)
E-0C23233-023233-0232378753------
B-------------------------------
ODooh, oCooh, ooGooh Yeah! 
E-0C23233-023233-0232378753------
B-------------------------------
ODooh, oCooh, ooGooh
Verse 2:
Hang up your christmas stockin
And let me put my cock in
I've got a boner for Christmas
All year you've been in a rut
This time let's do it in the butt
I've got a boner for Christmas
Chorus:
Singing jCoy to the woGrld.
To eCach and every gGirl.
To a-aCll of your giDrls
O-oooCh.
I've got a bonerD  
O-oCooh
For ChriGstmas

All chords in this song (3)

🎸 Tips from players

Got a tip for playing this song — capo position, easier chords, strumming? Be the first to share one.

Chord Book

670,000+ free guitar chords · free-chords.com

Ive Got A Boner For Christmas

by Nerf Herder

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Song: I’ve Got A Boner For Christmas

Verse 1:

C C

Mend up your stocking hole

C C

Cause this lump ain't made of coal

D C G

I've got a boner for Christmas

C C

Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins

C C

You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing

D C G

I've got a boner for Christmas

Chorus:

C G

Singin' joy to the world!

C G

To each and every girl

C D

To a-all of your girls

O-oooh Go!

Bridge/Solo: (Verse Chords)

E-023233-023233-0232378753------

B-------------------------------

D C G

Oooh, oooh, ooooh Yeah!

E-023233-023233-0232378753------

B-------------------------------

D C G

Oooh, oooh, ooooh

Verse 2:

Hang up your christmas stockin

And let me put my cock in

I've got a boner for Christmas

All year you've been in a rut

This time let's do it in the butt

I've got a boner for Christmas

Chorus:

C G

Singing joy to the world.

C G

To each and every girl.

C D

To a-all of your girls

O-oooh.

I've got a boner

O-oooh

For Christmas

About Ive Got A Boner For Christmas Chords by Nerf Herder

Learn how to play Ive Got A Boner For Christmas by Nerf Herder with free guitar chords, lyrics, and interactive chord diagrams. Search for “Ive Got A Boner For Christmas chords”, “Ive Got A Boner For Christmas guitar chords”, or “Nerf Herder Ive Got A Boner For Christmas chords” and you will find this page — transpose to any key, tap chords for diagrams, and use auto-scroll while you play. Perfect for beginners looking for easy Ive Got A Boner For Christmas chords and for experienced players who want accurate Ive Got A Boner For Christmas lyrics and chords in one place. Common chords in this song include A, C, D, G, E, B.

FAQ — Ive Got A Boner For Christmas by Nerf Herder

How do I play "Ive Got A Boner For Christmas" by Nerf Herder on guitar?

Open the free chords for "Ive Got A Boner For Christmas" by Nerf Herder on Free Chord Book. Tap any chord to see its diagram, use transpose to change the key, and turn on auto-scroll to play hands-free.

Are the chords for "Ive Got A Boner For Christmas" by Nerf Herder free?

Yes. The chords for "Ive Got A Boner For Christmas" by Nerf Herder are 100% free on Free Chord Book — no sign-up required.

Can I transpose "Ive Got A Boner For Christmas" to a different key?

Yes. Use the transpose buttons on the song page to shift "Ive Got A Boner For Christmas" up or down by half-steps so it matches your vocal range or capo position.

Can I see chord diagrams for "Ive Got A Boner For Christmas"?

Yes. Tap any chord in "Ive Got A Boner For Christmas" to instantly see an interactive guitar chord diagram with alternate fingerings.

Is "Ive Got A Boner For Christmas" easy to play on guitar?

Many players learn "Ive Got A Boner For Christmas" by Nerf Herder with our free chords. Use transpose and chord diagrams to simplify tricky shapes, and browse related songs by Nerf Herder below.

What key is "Ive Got A Boner For Christmas" in?

The chords for "Ive Got A Boner For Christmas" show the original chord names (including A, C, D, G, E, B). Use transpose to move the song into any key that fits your voice or capo.