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Chords Used:
D: xx0323
A: 002220
Em: 022000
G: 320033
Verse 1:
What do I Ddo, I accidentalAly screwed you
I Emsmoked a little tGoo much
I was Ddrunk. I was rAeal real dEmrunk.G  
Verse 2:
You caDme to my table and aAsked me to dance
The nEmext thing you know I'm in the Gbathroom and
DWhere the hAell are my Empants?G  
Verse 3:
A Dfew hours later I was Aitching and a scratching
And I Emdidn’t know what to dGo.
So I wDent to the doctor and the Adoctor said
"How the Emhell am I gonna tell yGou that she gave you
Chorus:
DGohnerrea, Syphilis, AHIV
That’s wEmhat that asshole gGave to me
DMumps, bumps, even tAhe herpes
EmThat asshole gave them Gall to me
DYeah, well I’m pissing Agreen
On my oEmwn sexually transmittGed disease
I got SDTD’s every gAod damn diEmsease, eGvery damn disease
D, A, Em,  G(2x)
Verse 4:
What am DI supposed to tAell my girl?
I Emguess I have to tGell her the tDruth
Well she Ashould already kEmnowG  
Verse 5:
Cause I kDnow that I ain't been with Aanybody else
And I kEmnow that she gave them Gall to me
DYeah she gAave them Emall to me, Gyeah she gave me
Chorus:
DGohnerrea, Syphilis, AHIV
That’s wEmhat that asshole gGave to me
DMumps, bumps, even tAhe herpes
EmThat asshole gave them Gall to me
DYeah, well I’m pissing Agreen
On my oEmwn sexually transmittGed disease
I got SDTD’s every gAod damn diEmsease, eGvery damn disease
D, A, Em,  G(2x)

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Josh Green - Std Song

by Misc Unsigned Bands

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Chords Used:

: xx0323

: 002220

: 022000

: 320033

Verse 1:

D A

What do I do, I accidentally screwed you

Em G

I smoked a little too much

D A Em G

I was drunk. I was real real drunk.

Verse 2:

D A

You came to my table and asked me to dance

Em G

The next thing you know I'm in the bathroom and

D A Em G

Where the hell are my pants?

Verse 3:

D A

A few hours later I was itching and a scratching

Em G

And I didn’t know what to do.

D A

So I went to the doctor and the doctor said

Em G

"How the hell am I gonna tell you that she gave you

Chorus:

D A

Gohnerrea, Syphilis, HIV

Em G

That’s what that asshole gave to me

D A

Mumps, bumps, even the herpes

Em G

That asshole gave them all to me

D A

Yeah, well I’m pissing green

Em G

On my own sexually transmitted disease

D A Em G

I got STD’s every god damn disease, every damn disease

D A Em G

, , , (2x)

Verse 4:

D A

What am I supposed to tell my girl?

Em G D

I guess I have to tell her the truth

A Em G

Well she should already know

Verse 5:

D A

Cause I know that I ain't been with anybody else

Em G

And I know that she gave them all to me

D A Em G

Yeah she gave them all to me, yeah she gave me

Chorus:

D A

Gohnerrea, Syphilis, HIV

Em G

That’s what that asshole gave to me

D A

Mumps, bumps, even the herpes

Em G

That asshole gave them all to me

D A

Yeah, well I’m pissing green

Em G

On my own sexually transmitted disease

D A Em G

I got STD’s every god damn disease, every damn disease

D A Em G

, , , (2x)

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