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EmWell he rode from the ocean far upstream
Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream
GLookin' for the legendary inland sea
Where the water was deep n' clean n' free
EmBut the town he found had suffered a blow
Fish were dying, cause the water was low
GFat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes
Plugged the stream with copyright laws Em  
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EmHe said my water's good n' my water's free
So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!
GThen he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"
They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!
EmSo Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide
Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"
GTied him to a horse, set the tail on fire
Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!  Em  
CHORUS
Pond-Gerosa PDuff
wouldn't Emtake no guff
Water oGughta be cDlean and Emfree
So he Gfought the fDight
and he set tEmhings right
With his GOpenDBSEmD
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EmWell things were good fer a spell in town
But then one day, dang water turned brown
GComin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed
He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"
EmBut it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged
Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs
GFolks said "gotta be a gooder way"
Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."  Em  
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Em"The water's fine on the Open range"
And he passed a law that it couldn't change.
G"No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"
Puff took him aside, said Em"this is wrong"
Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!
So he took him down in a cloud of blood
GSaid "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"
So they did it right and the water went clean! Em  
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CHORUS
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EmSo once agin' it was right, but then
The lake went dry, she was gone again!
GFish started flippin' and floppin' about
Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"
EmSo he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake
Of Apache fish, they was on the take
GThey'd built a dam that was made of rules
Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!  Em  
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EmI'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!
n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!
GYou're full o' beans n' killin' my town
and if you's all don't shut er down
EmI'll hang a lickin' on every one
of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!
GSo he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul
Cause water oughta be free for all!
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CHORUS 
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EmThat's right! I'll hang a Glickin' on ya! EmNever piss on another man's boot!

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Obsd - Pond-Erosa Puff

by Misc Unsigned Bands

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Well he rode from the ocean far upstream

Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream

Lookin' for the legendary inland sea

Where the water was deep n' clean n' free

But the town he found had suffered a blow

Fish were dying, cause the water was low

Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes

Plugged the stream with copyright laws

He said my water's good n' my water's free

So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!

Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"

They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!

So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide

Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"

Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire

Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!

CHORUS

G D

Pond-erosa Puff

wouldn't take no guff

G D Em

Water oughta be clean and free

G D

So he fought the fight

and he set things right

G D Em

With his OpenBSD

Well things were good fer a spell in town

But then one day, dang water turned brown

Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed

He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"

But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged

Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs

Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"

Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."

"The water's fine on the Open range"

And he passed a law that it couldn't change.

"No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"

Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"

Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!

So he took him down in a cloud of blood

Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"

So they did it right and the water went clean!

CHORUS

So once agin' it was right, but then

The lake went dry, she was gone again!

Fish started flippin' and floppin' about

Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"

So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake

Of Apache fish, they was on the take

They'd built a dam that was made of rules

Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!

I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!

n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!

You're full o' beans n' killin' my town

and if you's all don't shut er down

I'll hang a lickin' on every one

of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!

So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul

Cause water oughta be free for all!

CHORUS

Em G Em

That's right! I'll hang a lickin' on ya! Never piss on another man's boot!

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