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Kill The Director

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[Verse 1]
EI've met someone that makes me feel seasick
BOh, what a skill to have
F#Oh, what a skill to have
ESo many skills that make her distinctive
BBut they're not mine to have
F#No, they're not mine
EWhenever she looks I read the nearest paper
BNo, I don't care about the soaps
F#No, I don't care about the soapsE  
BThough I'm acting like I'm in an Eastenders eF#pisode
[Chorus]
E   D#m
BIf this is a rom-com 
F#Kill the directorE  D#m  
BIf this is a rom-com
F#Kill the director pleaseE  
[Verse 2]
ECarrots help us see much better in the darkD#m  
BDon't talk to girls; they'll break yF#our heart
EAnd this is my head and this is my spoutD#m  
BThey work together; they can't F#figure anything out
ESo with the angst of a teenage band
BHere's another song about a gender I'll F#never understandE  
BHere's another song about a gender I'll nF#ever understand
[Chorus]
E   D#m
BIf this is a rom-com
F#Kill the directorE  D#m  
BIf this is a rom-com
F#Kill the directorE  D#m  
BIf this is a rom-com
F#Kill the director pleaseB  
[Outro]
EThis is no BriD#mdget Jones
G#mThis is no ABridget Bridget
EThis is no BriD#mdget Jones
G#mThis is no ABridget Bridget
EThis is no BriD#mdget Jones
G#mThis is no ABridget Bridget
EThis is no BriD#mdget Jones
G#mThis is no ABridget Bridget
EThis is no BriD#mdget Jones
G#mThis is no ABridget Bridget
EThis is no BriD#mdget Jones
G#mThis is no ABridget
EBridget JonesD#m  
A          E

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Kill The Director

by The Wombats

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

D#m

G#m

[Verse 1]

I've met someone that makes me feel seasick

Oh, what a skill to have

So many skills that make her distinctive

But they're not mine to have

No, they're not mine

Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper

No, I don't care about the soaps

F# E

No, I don't care about the soaps

B F#

Though I'm acting like I'm in an Eastenders episode

[Chorus]

E D#m

If this is a rom-com

F# E D#m

Kill the director

If this is a rom-com

F# E

Kill the director please

[Verse 2]

E D#m

Carrots help us see much better in the dark

B F#

Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart

E D#m

And this is my head and this is my spout

B F#

They work together; they can't figure anything out

So with the angst of a teenage band

B F# E

Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand

B F#

Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand

[Chorus]

E D#m

If this is a rom-com

F# E D#m

Kill the director

If this is a rom-com

F# E D#m

Kill the director

If this is a rom-com

F# B

Kill the director please

[Outro]

E D#m

This is no Bridget Jones

G#m A

This is no Bridget Bridget

E D#m

This is no Bridget Jones

G#m A

This is no Bridget Bridget

E D#m

This is no Bridget Jones

G#m A

This is no Bridget Bridget

E D#m

This is no Bridget Jones

G#m A

This is no Bridget Bridget

E D#m

This is no Bridget Jones

G#m A

This is no Bridget Bridget

E D#m

This is no Bridget Jones

G#m A

This is no Bridget

E D#m

Bridget Jones

A E

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