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Tiger Woods
Dan Bern
standard tuning, capo 2nd fret
chords:
Em: 022000
D:  000232
G:  320033
G/C:332010
Intro:  Em  Em....  D  Em...  D  Em...
I got big balls
Big ole balls
Big as grapefruits
Big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sir
And on my really good days
They swell to the size of small dogs
My balls are as big as small dogs
Well, it ain't braggin' if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
It ain't braggin' if it's true
Mohammed Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was Casius Clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
I got a friend whose goal in life
Was to one day go down on Madonna
That's all he wanted
That was all
To one day go down on Madonna
And when my friend was thirty-four
He got his wish in Rome one night
He got to go down on Madonna
In Rome one night in some hotel
And ever since he's been depressed
'Cause life is shit from here on in
And all our friends just shake their heads
And say, "Too soon, too soon, too soon,
He went down on Madonna too soon
Too young, too young, too soon, too soon"
And it ain't braggin' if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
It ain't braggin' if it's true
Mohammed Ali said that
Back when he was Casius Clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods 
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods 
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods 
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods 
If certain girls don't look at you
It means that they like you a lot
If other girls don't look at you
It just means they're ignoring you
How can you know, how can you know?
Which is which, who's doing what?
I guess that you can ask 'em
Which one are you baby?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
And all you need to do that
Is one good pair of big balls
Balls as big as grapefruits
Balls as big as pumpkins
Balls as big as mine
But even though my balls are big
Sometimes i wish they were bigger
Even bigger
Big as the wheels on tractors
Big as the golden arches
Big as the Golden Gate Bridge
Big as the state of Kansas
Big as Mars and Jupiter
Big as the swing of Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

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Tiger Woods

by Dan Bern

Lyrics & chords · Original key · Capo on fret 2 (as written in this song)

Chords in this song · guitar

G/C

Tiger Woods

Dan Bern

standard tuning, capo 2nd fret

chords:

: 022000

: 000232

: 320033

G/C

:332010

Em Em D Em D Em

Intro: .... ... ...

I got big balls

Big ole balls

Big as grapefruits

Big as pumpkins

Yes sir, yes sir

And on my really good days

They swell to the size of small dogs

My balls are as big as small dogs

Well, it ain't braggin' if it's true

Yes sir, yes sir

It ain't braggin' if it's true

Mohammed Ali said that

Back when he was a young man

Back when he was Casius Clay

Before he fought too many fights

And left his brain inside the ring

Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

I got a friend whose goal in life

Was to one day go down on Madonna

That's all he wanted

That was all

To one day go down on Madonna

And when my friend was thirty-four

He got his wish in Rome one night

He got to go down on Madonna

In Rome one night in some hotel

And ever since he's been depressed

'Cause life is shit from here on in

And all our friends just shake their heads

And say, "Too soon, too soon, too soon,

He went down on Madonna too soon

Too young, too young, too soon, too soon"

And it ain't braggin' if it's true

Yes sir, yes sir

It ain't braggin' if it's true

Mohammed Ali said that

Back when he was Casius Clay

Before he fought too many fights

And left his brain inside the ring

Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

If certain girls don't look at you

It means that they like you a lot

If other girls don't look at you

It just means they're ignoring you

How can you know, how can you know?

Which is which, who's doing what?

I guess that you can ask 'em

Which one are you baby?

Do you like me or are you ignoring me?

And all you need to do that

Is one good pair of big balls

Balls as big as grapefruits

Balls as big as pumpkins

Balls as big as mine

But even though my balls are big

Sometimes i wish they were bigger

Even bigger

Big as the wheels on tractors

Big as the golden arches

Big as the Golden Gate Bridge

Big as the state of Kansas

Big as Mars and Jupiter

Big as the swing of Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

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