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Alanis Morissette - My Humps
I Emdrive these brothers Amcrazy,
I Emdo it on the Amdaily,
They Emtreat me really Amnicely,
They Embuy me all these Amices.
EmDolce & GaAmbbana,
EmFendi and NaAmDonna
EmKaran, they be Amsharin'
All their Emmoney got me Amwearin' fly
EmMy love 
my Amlove 
my Clove 
my Blove 
You Emlove my Amlady lCumpsB  
My Emhump, my Amhump, my Chump
My hBumps they got yEmou,Am  C  B  
EmWhat you gonna do with Amall that junk?
CAll that junk inBside your trunk?
EmI'ma get, get, get, Amget you drunk,
Get you Clove drunk off my Bhump.
EmWhat you gonna do with Amall that ass?
CAll that ass inBside them jeans?
EmI'm gonna make, make, mAmake you scream
Make you Cscream, make you scBream.
They Emsay I'm really Amsexy,
The bEmoys they wanna Amsex me.
They Emalways standing Amnext to me,
Always Emdancing next to Amme,
EmTryin' a feel my Amhump, hump.
EmLookin' at my Amlump, lump.
You can Emlook but you can't Amtouch it,
If you Emtouch it I'ma start some Amdrama,
EmYou don't want no Amdrama,
EmNo, no drama, Amno, no, no draEmmaAm  C  B  
My Emhump, 
my Amhump, 
my Chump, 
my Bhump,
My Emhump, 
my Amhump, 
my ChumpB, 
My Emlovely Amlady ClumpsB  
My Emlovely Amlady ClumpsB  
EmShe's got me Amspendin'.
CSpendin' all your money on me Band spendin' time on me
EmShe's got me Amspendin'.
CSpendin' all your money on me, Bup on me, up on me.
EmWhat you gon' do with Amall that junk?
CAll that junk inBside your trunk?
EmI'ma get, get, get, Amget you drunk,
Get you Clove drunk off thiBs hump.
EmWhat you gonna do wit Amall that breast?
CAll that breast inBside that shirt?
EmI'ma make, make, make, Ammake you work
Make you Cwork, work, make you Bwork.
Dedicated to Jesse
I love you.
xxx <3

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Alanis Morissette - My Humps

Em Am

I drive these brothers crazy,

Em Am

I do it on the daily,

Em Am

They treat me really nicely,

Em Am

They buy me all these ices.

Em Am

Dolce & Gabbana,

Em Am

Fendi and NaDonna

Em Am

Karan, they be sharin'

Em Am

All their money got me wearin' fly

My love

my love

Em Am C B

You love my lady lumps

Em Am C

My hump, my hump, my hump

B Em Am C B

My humps they got you,

Em Am

What you gonna do with all that junk?

C B

All that junk inside your trunk?

Em Am

I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,

C B

Get you love drunk off my hump.

Em Am

What you gonna do with all that ass?

C B

All that ass inside them jeans?

Em Am

I'm gonna make, make, make you scream

C B

Make you scream, make you scream.

Em Am

They say I'm really sexy,

Em Am

The boys they wanna sex me.

Em Am

They always standing next to me,

Em Am

Always dancing next to me,

Em Am

Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.

Em Am

Lookin' at my lump, lump.

Em Am

You can look but you can't touch it,

Em Am

If you touch it I'ma start some drama,

Em Am

You don't want no drama,

Em Am Em Am C B

No, no drama, no, no, no drama

My hump,

my hump,

My hump,

my hump,

C B

my hump,

Em Am C B

My lovely lady lumps

Em Am C B

My lovely lady lumps

Em Am

She's got me spendin'.

C B

Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me

Em Am

She's got me spendin'.

C B

Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, up on me.

Em Am

What you gon' do with all that junk?

C B

All that junk inside your trunk?

Em Am

I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,

C B

Get you love drunk off this hump.

Em Am

What you gonna do wit all that breast?

C B

All that breast inside that shirt?

Em Am

I'ma make, make, make, make you work

C B

Make you work, work, make you work.

Dedicated to Jesse

I love you.

xxx <3

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