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Here's the chords to that controversial song performed on the Chaser's War On Everything 
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so I've only written down the chords played during these parts
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D7 - (Spoken part)
He was Gvery hard of Emhearing,
he was Gdull and domiEmneering,
Gmisogynist Emcantankerous and Dvain.
He hit the Cbottle every Dnight,
he hit my Ggrandma out of Emspite,
and those Cstories about his bunions were a Dpain.
But Call that’s now forDgotten,
once he Gtook his final Embreath.
Yes even Cpricks turn into Dtop blokes after Gdeath.
 C   D   G   Em- (Spoken part)
You don’t believe me?
C D - (Spoken part)
Allow me to furnish you with a few examples..
Steve GIrwin lived in Emkhaki,
a Gcartoon kamiEmkaze,
who Gtaunted crocs and Emtalked so frequentDly.
And CBrocky was some Drevhead,
who Gpumped the air with pure Emlead,
so Canti green he drove into a Dtree.
But Call that was forDgotten,
once they Gtook their final Embreath.
Yes even Ctools turn into Dtop blokes after Gdeath.
John GLennon chose the Emhippy life,
he Gchose some nutbag for a Emwife,
and Ghis songs were never Emquite as good as DPaul’s.
Jeff CBuckley fooled all Dlovers,
just one Galbum, mostly Emcovers,
more Cwailing than Japan does off our Dshores.
But Call that was forDgotten,
once he Gtook his final Embreath,
yes even Cwankers turn into Dtop blokes after Gdeath.
Princess GDi was just a Emslut for sex,
when Gthey looked in the Emcar wreck,
her Gdress was wet with EmArab's semen Dstain.
Stan CZemanek was a Dracist jock,
a Gfatso xenoEmphobic cock,
whose Cviews were more malignant than his Dbrain.
But Call that was Dforgotten,
once Ghe took his final Embreath,
yes even Carseholes turn into Dtop blokes after Gdeath.
 C   D   G   Em- (spoken part)
It’s not how they lived that counts,
C D - (spoken part)
 C   D   G   Em- (spoken part)
It pays to throw away the facts
C D - (spoken part)
When he dies, Martin Bryant will look a saint.
Don GBradman was a Emtotal farce,
a Ggrumpy, greedy Emtired-arse,
who Gcouldn’t even score one Emrun last time he Dplayed.
Kerry CPacker was a Dbrothel chief,
a Gtax cheat and a Emkidney thief.
and Cprocreating Jamie was the worst mistake he Dmade.
But Call that was Dforgotten,
once he Gtook his final Embreath,
yes even C**** (censored) turn into Dtop blokes after Gdeath.
Belinda GEmmett was a…  (stopped by cast)
Remember Call will be forDgotten,
once we Gtake our final Embreath..
yes even Cpervert motherf**kers,
even Crampant child-abusers,
even Clocal Baghdad looters,
even Cbaby bunny rooters,
even Creckless drunken drivers,
even Crodent sperm imbibers,
even Cviolent poofter bashers,
even Cpublic penis flashers,
even Crotting corpse molesters,
even Chuman piss ingesters,
even Ctiny kitten kickers,
even Canal finger lickers,
even GAnna ‘bloody’ EmCoren,
yes even Cshe will be a Dtop bloke after Gdeath.
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The Chaser - The Eulogy Song

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Here's the chords to that controversial song performed on the Chaser's War On Everything

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so I've only written down the chords played during these parts

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D7 - (Spoken part)

G Em

He was very hard of hearing,

G Em

he was dull and domineering,

G Em D

misogynist cantankerous and vain.

C D

He hit the bottle every night,

G Em

he hit my grandma out of spite,

C D

and those stories about his bunions were a pain.

C D

But all that’s now forgotten,

G Em

once he took his final breath.

C D G

Yes even pricks turn into top blokes after death.

C D G Em

- (Spoken part)

You don’t believe me?

C D - (Spoken part)

Allow me to furnish you with a few examples..

G Em

Steve Irwin lived in khaki,

G Em

a cartoon kamikaze,

G Em D

who taunted crocs and talked so frequently.

C D

And Brocky was some revhead,

G Em

who pumped the air with pure lead,

C D

so anti green he drove into a tree.

C D

But all that was forgotten,

G Em

once they took their final breath.

C D G

Yes even tools turn into top blokes after death.

G Em

John Lennon chose the hippy life,

G Em

he chose some nutbag for a wife,

G Em D

and his songs were never quite as good as Paul’s.

C D

Jeff Buckley fooled all lovers,

G Em

just one album, mostly covers,

C D

more wailing than Japan does off our shores.

C D

But all that was forgotten,

G Em

once he took his final breath,

C D G

yes even wankers turn into top blokes after death.

G Em

Princess Di was just a slut for sex,

G Em

when they looked in the car wreck,

G Em D

her dress was wet with Arab's semen stain.

C D

Stan Zemanek was a racist jock,

G Em

a fatso xenophobic cock,

C D

whose views were more malignant than his brain.

C D

But all that was forgotten,

G Em

once he took his final breath,

C D G

yes even arseholes turn into top blokes after death.

C D G Em

- (spoken part)

It’s not how they lived that counts,

C D - (spoken part)

C D G Em

- (spoken part)

It pays to throw away the facts

C D - (spoken part)

When he dies, Martin Bryant will look a saint.

G Em

Don Bradman was a total farce,

G Em

a grumpy, greedy tired-arse,

G Em D

who couldn’t even score one run last time he played.

C D

Kerry Packer was a brothel chief,

G Em

a tax cheat and a kidney thief.

C D

and procreating Jamie was the worst mistake he made.

C D

But all that was forgotten,

G Em

once he took his final breath,

C D G

yes even **** (censored) turn into top blokes after death.

Belinda Emmett was a… (stopped by cast)

C D

Remember all will be forgotten,

G Em

once we take our final breath..

yes even pervert motherf**kers,

even rampant child-abusers,

even local Baghdad looters,

even baby bunny rooters,

even reckless drunken drivers,

even rodent sperm imbibers,

even violent poofter bashers,

even public penis flashers,

even rotting corpse molesters,

even human piss ingesters,

even tiny kitten kickers,

even anal finger lickers,

G Em

even Anna ‘bloody’ Coren,

C D G

yes even she will be a top bloke after death.

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