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Andrew Hansen - Ass Sol

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Intro:  D  D2/ C   G/B  Gm6/Bb  
          D  D2/    C          G/B  Gm6/       Bb  D  
I'm just a regular Joe with a good Telstra job
      D2/  C       G/B  Gm6/     Bb  D  
I'm a big CEO who's made a few bob
       D2/          C            G/B  Gm6/      Bb  D  
I like Broadband and BigPond. I'm worth every cent
         D2/       C         G/B  Gm6/ Bb  D  
I run an Aussie Tel Co with a U.S. accent
    D2/          C         G/B  Gm6/          Bb  D  
I'm short and I'm shy and I have this weird mo'
     D2/          C          G/B  Gm6/    Bb    D  D2/  C    G/B  Gm6/Bb  
that makes me look like Super Mario
                 D  D2/      C                 G/B  Gm6/Bb  
But sometimes I'm not paid enough to keep the share price from 
              D  D2/   C       G/B  Gm6/Bb  
going down (oh no) no way (uh uh)
                    D  D2/    C            G/B  Gm6/   Bb  D  
Now I gotta find new ways to turn Telstra profits around
      D2/       C          G/B  Gm6/Bb  
(woah yeah) yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah)
            D  D2/      C           G/B  Gm6/Bb  
I prey on my customers starch loyalty
               D  D2/        C           G/B  Gm6/Bb  
by raising each month their line rental fee
                         D  D2/                C        G/B  Gm6/      Bb  
I'm the ass Sol (he's the ass Sol, you're the ass Sol)
                         D  D2/             C         G/B  Gm6/Bb  
I'm the ass Sol (he's the ass Sol, such an ass Sol)
                D  D2/      C            G/B  Gm6/Bb  
When people ring up on our tech support line
              D  D2/     C          G/B  Gm6/Bb  
I keep them on hold for hours at a time
                         D  D2/               C        G/B  Gm6/Bb  
I'm the ass Sol (he's the ass Sol, you're an ass Sol)
                         D  D2/            C        G/B  Gm6/Bb  
I'm the ass Sol (he's the world's biggest ass Sol)
              D  D2/         C           G/B  Gm6/Bb  
I'll say the repairman will be there at eight
                    D  D2/       C          G/B  Gm6/Bb  
but he'll turn up at five, only nine hours late
                         D  D2/             C        G/B  Gm6/Bb  
I'm the ass Sol (he's the ass Sol, what an ass Sol)
                      D  D2/         C        G/B  Gm6/Bb  
I'm an ass Sol (he's a real f@#$ing ass Sol)
EmMaybe I should have fixed Aphones in the bush
and Emnot hurry to join the Aprivatized push
    Em                        A               (Indian tabla and sitar music)
and not moved our jobs to the cheap Hindu cush
Naaaaah!
I'm the Dass Sol
Tabs:
       D  D2/   C     G/B  Gm6/   Bb     Em  A  
E---2----0------3------3------0----0---
B---3----3------3------3------0----2---
G---2----2------0------0------0----2---
D---0----0------0------2------2----2---
A---X----3------2------1------2----0---
E---X----X------X------X------0----X---

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Andrew Hansen - Ass Sol

by Misc Unsigned Bands

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G/B

Gm6

D D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb

Intro: / /

D D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb D

/ /

I'm just a regular Joe with a good Telstra job

D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb D

/ /

I'm a big CEO who's made a few bob

D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb D

/ /

I like Broadband and BigPond. I'm worth every cent

D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb D

/ /

I run an Aussie Tel Co with a U.S. accent

D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb D

/ /

I'm short and I'm shy and I have this weird mo'

D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb D D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb

/ / / /

that makes me look like Super Mario

D D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb

/ /

But sometimes I'm not paid enough to keep the share price from

D D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb

/ /

going down (oh no) no way (uh uh)

D D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb D

/ /

Now I gotta find new ways to turn Telstra profits around

D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb

/ /

(woah yeah) yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah)

D D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb

/ /

I prey on my customers starch loyalty

D D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb

/ /

by raising each month their line rental fee

D D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb

/ /

I'm the ass Sol (he's the ass Sol, you're the ass Sol)

D D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb

/ /

I'm the ass Sol (he's the ass Sol, such an ass Sol)

D D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb

/ /

When people ring up on our tech support line

D D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb

/ /

I keep them on hold for hours at a time

D D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb

/ /

I'm the ass Sol (he's the ass Sol, you're an ass Sol)

D D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb

/ /

I'm the ass Sol (he's the world's biggest ass Sol)

D D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb

/ /

I'll say the repairman will be there at eight

D D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb

/ /

but he'll turn up at five, only nine hours late

D D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb

/ /

I'm the ass Sol (he's the ass Sol, what an ass Sol)

D D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb

/ /

I'm an ass Sol (he's a real f@#$ing ass Sol)

Em A

Maybe I should have fixed phones in the bush

Em A

and not hurry to join the privatized push

Em A (Indian tabla and sitar music)

and not moved our jobs to the cheap Hindu cush

Naaaaah!

I'm the ass Sol

Tabs:

D D2 C G/B Gm6 Bb Em A

/ /

E---2----0------3------3------0----0---

B---3----3------3------3------0----2---

G---2----2------0------0------0----2---

D---0----0------0------2------2----2---

A---X----3------2------1------2----0---

E---X----X------X------X------0----X---

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