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The notes written within parentheses are the bassnotes played.
1/17/08 - Fixed the chord timing in the beginning.
Spoken:
So, you’re leaving, aren’t you?
I knew it when you said just then when you told me you were leaving
That’s when I definitely knew
                                            Cm                           Cm  Cm/B  
But if you’re trying to break my heart, your plan is flawed from the start
You can’t break my heart, it’s Abliquid, it melted when I met youFm  
And as you Abturn around to Gleave, doCmn’t turn back to me
Cm/                             B                                 Ab  Fm  
Don’t turn around and see if I’m crying, I’m not crying
CI’m not crying, C/Bit’s just been raining Amon my face
CAnd if you think you see some tear C/Btracks down my cheeks, please, 
AmPlease don’t tell my mates
CI’m not cryingC/B, no, AmI’m not crying
CAnd if I am crying, C/Bit’s not because of you
It’s because I’m Amthinking about a friend of mine
Who you don’t know who is dying, that’s right, dying
                  Abm(B)                            (D)
These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me,
                      (F#)
I’ve just been cutting onions
CI’m C/Bmaking a Amlasagna, for one
FmOh, I’m not crying, no!
CThere’s just a little bit of dust in my eye
That’s from the C/Bpath that you made when you said your goodbye
I’m not Amweeping because you won’t be here to hold my hand
For your information there’s an inflammation in my tear gland
CI’m not upset because you left me this way
C/BMy eyes are just a little sweaty today
They’ve been Amlooking around, they’re like searching for you
They’ve been looking for you, even though I told them not to
                   Fm(Ab)                      (B)
These aren’t tears of sadness, they’re tears of joy
        (D)
I’m just laughing
CHa ha C/Bha-ha AmhaFm  
FmSitting at this table called love
Staring Fmdown at the irony of life
CHow come we’ve reached this C/Bfork in the road
AmAnd yet it cuts like a knife?
I’m not CcryC/Bing
I’m not AmcryGing
I’m not Fcry-y-y-y-y
Fmy-y-y-y-Cing

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Im Not Crying

by Flight of the Conchords

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

C/B

Abm

The notes written within parentheses are the bassnotes played.

1/17/08 - Fixed the chord timing in the beginning.

Spoken:

So, you’re leaving, aren’t you?

I knew it when you said just then when you told me you were leaving

That’s when I definitely knew

Cm Cm Cm B

But if you’re trying to break my heart, your plan is flawed from the start

Ab Fm

You can’t break my heart, it’s liquid, it melted when I met you

Ab G Cm

And as you turn around to leave, don’t turn back to me

Cm B Ab Fm

Don’t turn around and see if I’m crying, I’m not crying

C C/B Am

I’m not crying, it’s just been raining on my face

C C/B

And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks, please,

Please don’t tell my mates

C C/B Am

I’m not crying, no, I’m not crying

C C/B

And if I am crying, it’s not because of you

It’s because I’m thinking about a friend of mine

Who you don’t know who is dying, that’s right, dying

Abm B D

() ()

These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me,

()

I’ve just been cutting onions

C C/B Am

I’m making a lasagna, for one

Oh, I’m not crying, no!

There’s just a little bit of dust in my eye

C/B

That’s from the path that you made when you said your goodbye

I’m not weeping because you won’t be here to hold my hand

For your information there’s an inflammation in my tear gland

I’m not upset because you left me this way

C/B

My eyes are just a little sweaty today

They’ve been looking around, they’re like searching for you

They’ve been looking for you, even though I told them not to

Fm Ab B

() ()

These aren’t tears of sadness, they’re tears of joy

()

I’m just laughing

C C/B Am Fm

Ha ha ha-ha ha

Sitting at this table called love

Staring down at the irony of life

C C/B

How come we’ve reached this fork in the road

And yet it cuts like a knife?

C C/B

I’m not crying

Am G

I’m not crying

I’m not cry-y-y-y-y

Fm C

y-y-y-y-ing

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