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[Intro]
 G   F   Cx2
[Verse 1]
GI work Fdown at the Cpizza pit
And GI drive an Fold HyunCdai
GI still Dlive with my Emmom and Cdad
I'm five foot three and overDweight
[Verse 2]
I'm a Gsci-fi faFnatic, Cmild asthmatic
GNever been to Fsecond baseC  
But there's a Gwhole 'nother Dme Emyou need to Csee
Go check Dout MyGSpace
[Chorus]
Cause Con G- Dline I'm out in GHollywood
I'm C6 Gfoot D5 and I look Gdamn good
I Cdrive a MaseGrati, I'm a Dblack belt in kaEmrate
and I Clove a good glass of Dwine
It Cturns Ggirls Don that I'm mysGterious
I Ctell 'em GI don't Dwant nothing Gserious
Cause Ceven on a Gslow day DI can have a Emthree way
CChat with two women Dat one time
I'm Gso much Fcooler onCline
GSo much Fcooler onCline
[Verse 3]
GI get Fhome, I Ckiss my mom
And she Gfixes Fme a snackC  
And GI head Ddown to my Embasement Cbedroom
And fire Dup my MacG  
[Verse 4]
GIn real Flife the Conly time I've
GEver even Fbeen to LCA
Was when I Ggot the Dchance with the Emmarching Cband
to play Ctuba in the Drose paGrade
[Chorus]
But Con G- Dline I live in GMalibu
I Cpose for GCalvin DKlein, I've been in GGQ
I'm Csingle and I'm Grich and I Dgot a set of Emsix pack
CAbs that would blow your Dmind
It Cturns Ggirls Don that I'm mysGterious
I Ctell 'em GI don't Dwant nothing Gserious
Cause Ceven on a Gslow day DI can have a Emthree way
CChat with two women Dat one time
I'm Gso much Fcooler onCline
GYeah, I'm Fcooler onCline
[Bridge]
When you Dgot my kinda stats it's Ghard to get a date
CLet alone a Dreal girlGfriend
But I Dgrow another foot and I Glose a buncha weight
CEvery time I log Din
[Solo]
|  Em   D|     C|     G|     D|
|    Em|     C|     G|     D|
[Chorus]
COn G- Dline I'm out in GHollywood
     C      G       DN.C.
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
CEven on a Gslow day DI can have a Gthree way
CChat with two women Dat one time
I'm Gso much Fcooler onCline
GYeah, I'm Fcooler onCline
I'm Gso much Fcooler onCline
GYeah, I'm Fcooler onCline
[Outro]
G(Yeah, he's Fcooler onCline)
GHey, I'm Fcooler onCline
G(Ohh yeah, he's Fcooler onCline)
GYeah, I'm Fsittin' onCline
G F C
GHey, I'm Fcooler onCline
G(rFepCeat/fade out)

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Online

by Brad Paisley

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[Intro]

G F C

[Verse 1]

G F C

I work down at the pizza pit

G F C

And I drive an old Hyundai

G D Em C

I still live with my mom and dad

I'm five foot three and overweight

[Verse 2]

G F C

I'm a sci-fi fanatic, mild asthmatic

G F C

Never been to second base

G D Em C

But there's a whole 'nother me you need to see

D G

Go check out MySpace

[Chorus]

C G D G

Cause on - line I'm out in Hollywood

C G D G

I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good

C G D Em

I drive a Maserati, I'm a black belt in karate

C D

and I love a good glass of wine

C G D G

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

C G D G

I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious

C G D Em

Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way

C D

Chat with two women at one time

G F C

I'm so much cooler online

G F C

So much cooler online

[Verse 3]

G F C

I get home, I kiss my mom

G F C

And she fixes me a snack

G D Em C

And I head down to my basement bedroom

D G

And fire up my Mac

[Verse 4]

G F C

In real life the only time I've

G F C

Ever even been to LA

G D Em C

Was when I got the chance with the marching band

C D G

to play tuba in the rose parade

[Chorus]

C G D G

But on - line I live in Malibu

C G D G

I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ

C G D Em

I'm single and I'm rich and I got a set of six pack

C D

Abs that would blow your mind

C G D G

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

C G D G

I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious

C G D Em

Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way

C D

Chat with two women at one time

G F C

I'm so much cooler online

G F C

Yeah, I'm cooler online

[Bridge]

D G

When you got my kinda stats it's hard to get a date

C D G

Let alone a real girlfriend

D G

But I grow another foot and I lose a buncha weight

C D

Every time I log in

[Solo]

Em D C G D

| | | | |

Em C G D

| | | | |

[Chorus]

C G D G

On - line I'm out in Hollywood

C G D

N.C.

I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good

C G D G

Even on a slow day I can have a three way

C D

Chat with two women at one time

G F C

I'm so much cooler online

G F C

Yeah, I'm cooler online

G F C

I'm so much cooler online

G F C

Yeah, I'm cooler online

[Outro]

G F C

(Yeah, he's cooler online)

G F C

Hey, I'm cooler online

G F C

(Ohh yeah, he's cooler online)

G F C

Yeah, I'm sittin' online

G F C

Hey, I'm cooler online

G F C

(repeat/fade out)

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