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Ugly Men With Beautiful Women

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Ugly Men With Beautiful Women - Tripod
Intro:
A F#m D E
A F#m E A
A F#m D E A
A F#m D E
A F#m E A
AF#min D  E  
Ugly men with beautiful women,
N.C.
You see it...
AAll the F#mtime in the Eworld Atoday.
N.C.
Why is it...
AUgly F#mmen are Dso atEtractive?
AWomen must F#mlook...
N.C.
...deep inside.
They know we're Dall Augly F#minside.
Equickly then mute A  F#m  
'Cause we're all guts and stuff.
And Dbile ducts.E  
And pancreAatic juice.F#m  E  
AYeah.
A F#m D E
A F#m E A
A F#m D E A
A F#m D E
A F#m E A
AF#min D  E  
Ugly men with beautiful women,
N.C.
Women can...
ASee righF#mt past, the Eugly mAen's looks
N.C.
Isn't it...
AGood to know F#mwomen are Dmorally suEperior?
N.C.
Wouldn't it be...
AGood if men F#mwere morally Dsuperior Eas Awell?
AF#min
Men and women are different,
In Dmany varied waysE.
A   EF#min
Women wear dresses,
DMen wear Edresses,
We C#minall wear F#mindresses,
And Ethat's where babies Acome from.
DIALOGUE:
No, stop, stop, stop! Sorry to be "Mr Stoppity-the-Songs", copy?
Why did you stoppity the song?
I just stoppitied the song because that's not where babies come from.
Oooh, look at me. I'm the one in the stripes. I know where babies come from.
I do!
Oooh, I do!
You know, everyone knows where babies come from. Umm... when Mummy and Daddy love each
very much...
It's a miracle!
It's... a little miracle if they do love each other very much.
We don't do that kind of comedy.
When Mummy and Daddy love each other... when they love each other very much, you know,
know... umm... Daddy organises a special harness and fits it to the ceiling, Mummy wears
pig mask, Daddy wears scuba gear, they put their favourite H.R. Puff'n'Stuff record on
it's on for young and old!
Or young and/or old, depending on the local laws.
THAT'S where babies come from! Uhhhh!
Song Again:
N.C.
Ugly men with beautiful women (are),
Beautiful men with ugly women.
Yeah.
Beautiful men with beautiful women,
Beautiful women with beautiful girls.
YEAH! (Very enthusiastically)
Gorgeous girls with beautiful ladies!
Hot young chicks who can't get enough!
I don't apEprove of BInternet G#mporn,
It's so Ewrong, it's BreprehensiG#mble.
F#And it wastes your whole Eday
It wastes your whole Bday...
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