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Gordon Is A Moron

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...GORDON IS A MORON... by Jilted John
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Intro:
e|--G5---C5-----|--G5---C5-----|--G5---C5-----|--G5---C5-----|
B|----------|----------|----------|----------|
G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------| (x2)
Verse 1:
 F5I've been going C5out with a girl, F5he-e-r name is C5Ju-u-lie.
 F5But last night she C5said to me, when F5we were watching C5telly...
Interlude:
  G5  C5,    G5                  C5       G5  C5,   G5  C5  
              This is what she said)...
Verse 2:
She said; "F5listen John, I C5love you, but F5there's this bloke I C5fancy.
 F5I don't want to C5two time you, so F5it's the end for C5you and me".
Interlude:
e|--G5---C5-----|--G5---C5-----|--G5---C5-----|
B|----------|----------|----------|
G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|
Verse 3:
 F5"Who's this bloke" I C5asked her, F5Go-o-or-don, she re-C5plied.
 F5"Not that puff", I C5said dismayed, "F5yes, but he's no C5puff" she cried.
Interlude:
  G5  C5,   G5  C5  
 G5"He's C5more of a man than G5you'll C5ever be!"
Break:
  A5  D5,            A5  D5  
         Here we go; 2, 3, 4...
Interlude:
e|--G5---C5-----|--G5---C5-----|--G5---C5-----|--G5---C5-----|
B|----------|----------|----------|----------|
G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|
Verse 4:
 F5I was so up-C5set, that I cried F5all the way, to the C5chi-ip shop.
 F5When I came out, C5there was Gordon, F5standing at the C5bu-us stop.
Interlude:
  G5  C5,    G5                        C5    G5  C5  
         And guess who was with him?
 G5Yeah C5Julie; and they were both laughing G5at C5me.G5  C5  
Verse 5:
Oh, F5she is cruel and C5heartless, F5to pack me for C5Gordon.
 F5Just 'cos he's better C5looking than me, F5just 'cos he's cool and C5trendy.G5  C5  
Verse 6:
But F5I know he's a C5moron, F5Gordon is a C5moron.
 F5Gordon is a C5moron, F5Gordon is a C5moron.
Interlude:
e|--G5---C5-----|--G5---C5-----|--G5---C5-----|--G5---C5-----|
B|----------|----------|----------|----------|
G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|
Break:
  A5  D5,            A5  D5  
         Here we go; 2, 3, 4...
Interlude:
e|--G5---C5-----|--G5---C5-----|--G5---C5-----|--G5---C5-----|
B|----------|----------|----------|----------|
G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|
Coda:
Oh, G5she's a C5slag and G5he's a C5creep, G5she's a C5tart; he's G5very C5cheap.
 G5She is a C5slut; he G5thinks he's C5tough, G5she is a C5bitch; G5he is a C5puff.
 G5Yeah, C5yeah, it's G5not C5fair, G5yeah C5yeah, it's G5not C5fair.G5  C5  
I'm G5so up-C5set, I'm G5so up-C5set, I'm G5so up-C5set, G5yeah, C5yeah.G5  C5  
(Fade)
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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 EAG5DGBE  EAC5DGBE  EAD F5G BE  EAA5DGBE  EAD5DGBE

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Gordon Is A Moron

by Jilted John

Lyrics & chords · Original key

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...GORDON IS A MORON... by Jilted John

-----------------------...............

Intro:

G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5

e|----------|----------|----------|----------|

B|----------|----------|----------|----------|

G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|

D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|

A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|

E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------| (x2)

Verse 1:

F5 C5 F5 C5

I've been going out with a girl, he-e-r name is Ju-u-lie.

F5 C5 F5 C5

But last night she said to me, when we were watching telly...

Interlude:

G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5

, ,

This is what she said)...

Verse 2:

F5 C5 F5 C5

She said; "listen John, I love you, but there's this bloke I fancy.

F5 C5 F5 C5

I don't want to two time you, so it's the end for you and me".

Interlude:

G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5

e|----------|----------|----------|

B|----------|----------|----------|

G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|

D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|

A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|

E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|

Verse 3:

F5 C5 F5 C5

"Who's this bloke" I asked her, Go-o-or-don, she re-plied.

F5 C5 F5 C5

"Not that puff", I said dismayed, "yes, but he's no puff" she cried.

Interlude:

G5 C5 G5 C5

"He's more of a man than you'll ever be!"

Break:

A5 D5 A5 D5

Here we go; 2, 3, 4...

Interlude:

G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5

e|----------|----------|----------|----------|

B|----------|----------|----------|----------|

G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|

D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|

A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|

E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|

Verse 4:

F5 C5 F5 C5

I was so up-set, that I cried all the way, to the chi-ip shop.

F5 C5 F5 C5

When I came out, there was Gordon, standing at the bu-us stop.

Interlude:

G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5

And guess who was with him?

G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5

Yeah Julie; and they were both laughing at me.

Verse 5:

F5 C5 F5 C5

Oh, she is cruel and heartless, to pack me for Gordon.

F5 C5 F5 C5 G5 C5

Just 'cos he's better looking than me, just 'cos he's cool and trendy.

Verse 6:

F5 C5 F5 C5

But I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron.

F5 C5 F5 C5

Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron.

Interlude:

G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5

e|----------|----------|----------|----------|

B|----------|----------|----------|----------|

G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|

D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|

A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|

E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|

Break:

A5 D5 A5 D5

Here we go; 2, 3, 4...

Interlude:

G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5

e|----------|----------|----------|----------|

B|----------|----------|----------|----------|

G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|

D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|

A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|

E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|

Coda:

G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5

Oh, she's a slag and he's a creep, she's a tart; he's very cheap.

G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5

She is a slut; he thinks he's tough, she is a bitch; he is a puff.

G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5

Yeah, yeah, it's not fair, yeah yeah, it's not fair.

G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5

I'm so up-set, I'm so up-set, I'm so up-set, yeah, yeah.

(Fade)

CHORD DIAGRAMS:

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G5 C5 F5 A5 D5

EADGBE EADGBE EAD G BE EADGBE EADGBE

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