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Hey i dont know why no ones submitted this....
funny song
capo on 5.....
Weird Al Yankovic – You’re Pitiful
Intro
e|------------------------------|------------------------------|
B|---1-0-1----1-0-1-3--1-0-1----|---1-0-1----1-0-1-3--1-0-1----|
G|-0--------0-------------------|-0--------0-------------------|
D|---------------------------2-3|---------------------------2-3|
A|------------------------------|------------------------------|
E|------------------------------|------------------------------|
           C                 G                 Am            F
What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going? 
Okay, now? Now? 
VERSE 1
CMy life is brilliant 
GYour life's a joke 
AmYou're just pathetic 
FYou're always broke 
CYour homemade Star Trek uniform
Greally ain't impressing' me 
AmYou're suffering' from delusions of 
FAdequacy 
CHORUS
FYou're PitifGul 
CYou're Pitiful
FYou're PitiGful
CIt's true 
FNever had a dateG  
That ya couldnC't iC/BnflateAm  
FAnd ya smell repulsive tGoo Am  
What a bummeFr bein' you G  C  
Lead:
e|------------------------------|
B|---1-0-1----1-0-1-3--1-0-1----|
G|----------0-------------------|
D|---------------------------2-3|
A|------------------------------|
E|------------------------------|
VERSE 2
CWell ya just can't dance 
GAnd forget romance 
AmEverybody you know still calls ya 
FFarty Pants 
CBut you always have a job well I meGan 
AmAs long as you still can work that slurpie machine F  
 CHORUS
FYou're PitifGul 
CYou're Pitiful
FYou're PitiGful
CIt's true 
FYou're half undressed G  
Eatin' chiCps of yoC/Bur chestAm  
FWhile you're playin' GHalo 2Am  
FNo one's classieGr than you C  
FLa la Cla la, Fla la Cla la, Fla la Cla la, GLOSER
FYou're PitifGul 
CYou're Pitiful
FYou're PitiGful
CIt's true
FYour dog would much rather G  
Play fetCch by C/Bitself Am  
FYou still live with your Mom anGd you're 42 Am  
FGuess you'll never grow a cluGe Am  
FWhen it just sucks to Gbe youC  
peace 2 U biatches

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Youre Pitiful

by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Lyrics & chords · Original key · Capo on fret 5 (as written in this song)

Chords in this song · guitar

C/B

Hey i dont know why no ones submitted this....

funny song

capo on 5.....

Weird Al Yankovic – You’re Pitiful

Intro

e|------------------------------|------------------------------|

B|---1-0-1----1-0-1-3--1-0-1----|---1-0-1----1-0-1-3--1-0-1----|

G|-0--------0-------------------|-0--------0-------------------|

D|---------------------------2-3|---------------------------2-3|

A|------------------------------|------------------------------|

E|------------------------------|------------------------------|

C G Am F

What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?

Okay, now? Now?

VERSE 1

My life is brilliant

Your life's a joke

You're just pathetic

You're always broke

Your homemade Star Trek uniform

really ain't impressing' me

You're suffering' from delusions of

Adequacy

CHORUS

F G

You're Pitiful

F G

You're Pitiful

It's true

F G

Never had a date

C C/B Am

That ya couldn't inflate

F G Am

And ya smell repulsive too

F G C

What a bummer bein' you

Lead:

e|------------------------------|

B|---1-0-1----1-0-1-3--1-0-1----|

G|----------0-------------------|

D|---------------------------2-3|

A|------------------------------|

E|------------------------------|

VERSE 2

Well ya just can't dance

And forget romance

Everybody you know still calls ya

Farty Pants

C G

But you always have a job well I mean

Am F

As long as you still can work that slurpie machine

CHORUS

F G

You're Pitiful

F G

You're Pitiful

It's true

F G

You're half undressed

C C/B Am

Eatin' chips of your chest

F G Am

While you're playin' Halo 2

F G C

No one's classier than you

F C F C F C G

La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER

F G

You're Pitiful

F G

You're Pitiful

It's true

F G

Your dog would much rather

C C/B Am

Play fetch by itself

F G Am

You still live with your Mom and you're 42

F G Am

Guess you'll never grow a clue

F G C

When it just sucks to be you

peace 2 U biatches

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