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Kiss Me Im Shitfaced

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[Intro]
C      G
G      D
C      G
D  C   G
[Verse 1]
I pGlay in a band
We're the Cbest in the Gland
We're Gbig in both Chelsea and FDrance
I play oDne mean guitar and then sCcore at the bGar
There's a Cline of chicks Glookin' for their Dchance
So comGe on now honey, I'll Cmake you feel Gpretty
These Gother gals mean nothin' to mDe
Let's fDinish these drinks and be gCone for the nGight
'Cause I'm Cmore than a Ghandful you'll sEmee
[Chorus]
So Ckiss me, I'm sGhitfaced
and I'm sGoaked and I'm soiled and bDrown
in the trCousers, she kGissed me!
And I Donly Cbought her one Ground
[Verse 2]
I can Gbench press a car, I'm an ex Cfootball Gstar 
with degrGees from both Harvard and YDale
Girls jDust can't keep up, I'm a rCeal love machGine
I've had fCar better sGex while in Djail
I've desiGgned the Sears Tower, I make Ctwo grand an Ghour 
I Gcook the world's best duck flDambé
I'll take the pDick of the litter, girls jCockey for Gme
I don't nCeed these Glines to get Emlaid 
[Chorus]
So Ckiss me, I'm sGhitfaced
and I'm sGoaked and I'm soiled and bDrown
in the trCousers, she kGissed me!
And I Donly Cbought her one Ground
[Verse 3]
I'm a Gman of the night, a real laCdies deliGght 
See my fGigure was chiseled from sDtone 
One mGore for the gal then I'll eCscort her hGome 
Come last cCall, I'm nGever aloDne
I've a Ghouse on the hill with a Cred water Gbed
That puts HGugh Hefner's mansion to Dshame 
With gDirls by the pool and ItCalian sports cGars 
I'm just hCere in this dGump for the gaEmme
[Chorus]
So Ckiss me, I'm sGhitfaced
and I'm sGoaked and I'm soiled and bDrown
in the trCousers, she kGissed me!
And I Donly Cbought her one Ground
So Ckiss me, I'm sGhitfaced
and I'm sGoaked and I'm soiled and bDrown
in the trCousers, she kGissed me!
And I Donly Cbought her one Ground
[Link]
Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'?
[Verse 4]
I'm a Gpitiful sight, and I aCin't all that Gbright 
I'm dGefinitely not chiseled from sDtone 
I'm a chDeat and a liar, no Cwoman's desiGre 
I'll Cprobably die cDold and aloGne 
But just Ggive me a chance, 'cause Cdeep down inside 
I sCwear I got a big heart of gDold 
I'm a monDogamous man, no Cmore one night stands 
CCome on, honey, lDet me take you hGome 
[Chorus]
So Ckiss me, I'm sGhitfaced
and I'm sGoaked and I'm soiled and bDrown
in the trCousers, she kGissed me!
And I Donly Cbought her one Ground
So Ckiss me, I'm sGhitfaced
and I'm sGoaked and I'm soiled and bDrown
in the trCousers,  (It'Gs tiny!)
And I Donly Cbought her one Ground
[Instrumental]
C       G
        G     DOne round!
C       G
D    C  G
[Chorus] (slowly)
So Ckiss me, I'm sGhitfaced
and I'm sGoaked and I'm soiled and bDrown
in the trCousers, she kGissed me!
And I Donly Cbought her one Ground
So Ckiss me, I'm sGhitfaced
and I'm sGoaked and I'm soiled and bDrown
in the trCousers, she kGissed me!
And I Donly Cbought her one Ground

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Kiss Me Im Shitfaced

by Dropkick Murphys

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

[Intro]

C G

G D

C G

D C G

[Verse 1]

I play in a band

C G

We're the best in the land

G D

We're big in both Chelsea and France

D C G

I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar

C G D

There's a line of chicks lookin' for their chance

G C G

So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty

G D

These other gals mean nothin' to me

D C G

Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night

C G Em

'Cause I'm more than a handful you'll see

[Chorus]

C G

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced

G D

and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown

C G

in the trousers, she kissed me!

D C G

And I only bought her one round

[Verse 2]

G C G

I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star

G D

with degrees from both Harvard and Yale

D C G

Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine

C G D

I've had far better sex while in jail

G C G

I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour

G D

I cook the world's best duck flambé

D C G

I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me

C G Em

I don't need these lines to get laid

[Chorus]

C G

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced

G D

and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown

C G

in the trousers, she kissed me!

D C G

And I only bought her one round

[Verse 3]

G C G

I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight

G D

See my figure was chiseled from stone

G C G

One more for the gal then I'll escort her home

C G D

Come last call, I'm never alone

G C G

I've a house on the hill with a red water bed

G D

That puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame

D C G

With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars

C G Em

I'm just here in this dump for the game

[Chorus]

C G

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced

G D

and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown

C G

in the trousers, she kissed me!

D C G

And I only bought her one round

C G

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced

G D

and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown

C G

in the trousers, she kissed me!

D C G

And I only bought her one round

[Link]

Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'?

[Verse 4]

G C G

I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright

G D

I'm definitely not chiseled from stone

D C G

I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire

C D G

I'll probably die cold and alone

G C

But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside

C D

I swear I got a big heart of gold

D C

I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands

C D G

Come on, honey, let me take you home

[Chorus]

C G

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced

G D

and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown

C G

in the trousers, she kissed me!

D C G

And I only bought her one round

C G

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced

G D

and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown

C G

in the trousers, (It's tiny!)

D C G

And I only bought her one round

[Instrumental]

C G

G D

One round!

C G

D C G

[Chorus] (slowly)

C G

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced

G D

and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown

C G

in the trousers, she kissed me!

D C G

And I only bought her one round

C G

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced

G D

and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown

C G

in the trousers, she kissed me!

D C G

And I only bought her one round

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