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Unisex Chip Shop – Bill Bailey
Intro
       G/       Cadd9/ x4
I used Gto buy my Cadd9chips from an oGppressive chip Dshop regime.Cadd9  
GThe girl who worked there, Dshe seemed happy,
But I knCadd9ew it was not what it seemed.G  
Cadd9"Do you want salt and viDnegar?", was whaGt they made her Em7say,
But in Cadd9the language of the ghettDo,
That means, "HelCadd9p, I'm a woman in chainsG"Cadd9  
I wanted to frGee her.Cadd9  
In my dreams I would see Amher.
RunAm/Bning nCaked through the woods round GRainham,
If I had some tiDgers I'd train them.G  Cadd9  
To proteGct herCadd9  
From the seAmxual fascism that was luDrking, round the gherkinsG  
        G/      Cadd9/x2
Yeah
I'd lGean across the counter aCadd9nd we would talk,G  Cadd9  
I Gcarved the name "Debbie" on Cadd9a little wooden fork.G  Cadd9  
But inCadd9to the shop came a skinhead Dgang,
They snaGtched the fork fEmrom my hand.
DebbieCadd9, she looked at meD, to assert my mGasculinity.Em  
I said Cadd9"Oi!", they said D"What?", I said G"NothingCadd9”G  

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Unisex Chipshop

by Bill Bailey

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Cadd9

Em7

Am/B

Unisex Chip Shop – Bill Bailey

Intro

G Cadd9

/ / x4

G Cadd9 G D Cadd9

I used to buy my chips from an oppressive chip shop regime.

G D

The girl who worked there, she seemed happy,

Cadd9 G

But I knew it was not what it seemed.

Cadd9 D G Em7

"Do you want salt and vinegar?", was what they made her say,

Cadd9 D

But in the language of the ghetto,

Cadd9 G Cadd9

That means, "Help, I'm a woman in chains"

G Cadd9

I wanted to free her.

In my dreams I would see her.

Am/B C G

Running naked through the woods round Rainham,

D G Cadd9

If I had some tigers I'd train them.

G Cadd9

To protect her

Am D G

From the sexual fascism that was lurking, round the gherkins

G Cadd9

/ /x2

Yeah

G Cadd9 G Cadd9

I'd lean across the counter and we would talk,

G Cadd9 G Cadd9

I carved the name "Debbie" on a little wooden fork.

Cadd9 D

But into the shop came a skinhead gang,

G Em

They snatched the fork from my hand.

Cadd9 D G Em

Debbie, she looked at me, to assert my masculinity.

Cadd9 D G Cadd9 G

I said "Oi!", they said "What?", I said "Nothing”

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