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Cows With Guns - Dana Lyons
[Intro] 
   Am     G     Amx2
[Verse 1]
AmFat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
GCows aren't Amfun 
[Verse 2]
AmThey eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
GCows well Amdone 
[Verse 3]
AmNobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
GCows are Amone 
[Verse 4]
AmHe hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
GCow Tse AmTongue 
[Verse 5]
AmHe spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
GCow dol-Amdrums 
[Verse 6]
AmHe mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
GBad cow Ampun 
[Verse 7]
AmBut then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
GCows are Ambummed 
[Verse 8]
AmHe was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
GCows with Amguns 
[Verse 9]
AmThey came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
GCow well Amhung 
[Verse 10]
AmKnocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
GRun cows Amrun! 
[Verse 11]
AmHe picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
N.C.
We are free roving bovines, we run free today 
[Chorus]
We will Ffight for bovine fCreedom 
And Ehold our large heads Amhigh 
We will Frun free with the CBuffalo, or Edie
Cows with gAmuns G  Am  
[Verse 12]
AmThey crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
GCows have Amfun 
[Verse 13]
AmSixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
GMuch cow Amdung 
[Verse 14]
AmBlack smoke rising, darkening the day
               N.C.
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way 
[Chorus]
We will Ffight for bovine fCreedom 
And Ehold our large heads Amhigh 
We will Frun free with the CBuffalo, or Edie
Cows with gAmuns G  Am  
[Verse 15]
AmThe President said 
"Enough is enough These uppity cattle, it's time to get tough"
GCow dung Amflung 
[Verse 16]
AmThe newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
GCows on Ambuns 
[Verse 17]
AmThe cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moo's, they chewed their last hay
GCows outAmgunned 
[Interlude]
N.C.
The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers 
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers 
[Chorus]
We will Ffight for bovine fCreedom 
And Ehold our large heads Amhigh 
We will Frun free with the CBuffalo, or Edie
Cows with gAmunsG  Am  

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Cows With Guns

by Dana Lyons

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Cows With Guns - Dana Lyons

[Intro]

Am G Am

[Verse 1]

Fat and docile, big and dumb

They look so stupid, they aren't much fun

G Am

Cows aren't fun

[Verse 2]

They eat to grow, grow to die

Die to be et at the hamburger fry

G Am

Cows well done

[Verse 3]

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew

No one imagined the great cow guru

G Am

Cows are one

[Verse 4]

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal

He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal

G Am

Cow Tse Tongue

[Verse 5]

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred

He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd

G Am

Cow dol-drums

[Verse 6]

He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die

Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high

G Am

Bad cow pun

[Verse 7]

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate

Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate

G Am

Cows are bummed

[Verse 8]

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy

No one suspected he was packing an Uzi

G Am

Cows with guns

[Verse 9]

They came with a needle to stick in his thigh

He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye

G Am

Cow well hung

[Verse 10]

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door

Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor

G Am

Run cows run!

[Verse 11]

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay

N.C.

We are free roving bovines, we run free today

[Chorus]

F C

We will fight for bovine freedom

E Am

And hold our large heads high

F C E

We will run free with the Buffalo, or die

Am G Am

Cows with guns

[Verse 12]

They crashed the gate in a great stampede

Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed

G Am

Cows have fun

[Verse 13]

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap

Covered in cow pies, covered up deep

G Am

Much cow dung

[Verse 14]

Black smoke rising, darkening the day

N.C.

Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

[Chorus]

F C

We will fight for bovine freedom

E Am

And hold our large heads high

F C E

We will run free with the Buffalo, or die

Am G Am

Cows with guns

[Verse 15]

The President said

"Enough is enough These uppity cattle, it's time to get tough"

G Am

Cow dung flung

[Verse 16]

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief

Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef

G Am

Cows on buns

[Verse 17]

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed

They mooed their last moo's, they chewed their last hay

G Am

Cows outgunned

[Interlude]

N.C.

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers

Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers

But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers

Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

[Chorus]

F C

We will fight for bovine freedom

E Am

And hold our large heads high

F C E

We will run free with the Buffalo, or die

Am G Am

Cows with guns

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