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[Chorus]
we are the Apirates who don't do Danything
we just Astay at home, and lie aroEund
and if you ask Aus, to do Danything
we'll just Atell you,  Ewe don't do Aanything
[Verse 1]
well I've Anever been to Greenland
and I've Dnever been to ADenver
and I've Anever buried treasure in St. ELouie or St. Paul
and I've Anever been to Moscow
and I've Dnever been to ATampa
and I've Anever been to EBoston in the Afall
[Chorus]
we are the Apirates who don't do Danything
we just Astay at home, and lie aroEund
and if you ask Aus, to do Danything
we'll just Atell you,  Ewe don't do Aanything
[Verse 2]
and I've Anever hoist the main sail
and I've Dnever swabbed the Apoop deck
and I've Anever veered starboard, 
cause I've Enever sailed at all
and I've nAever walked the gang plank
and I've Dnever owned a B/D#parrot
and I've Dnever been to EBoston in the Afall
[Chorus]
we are the Apirates who don't do Danything
we just Astay at home, and lie aroEund
and if you ask Aus, to do Danything
we'll just Atell you,  Ewe don't do Aanything
[Verse 3]
I've Anever plucked a rooster
and I am Dnot too good at Aping-pong                                                    
and I've Anever thrown my mashed potatoes Eup against the wall
and I've Anever kissed a chipmunk,
and I've Dnever gotten Ahead lice
and I have nAever been to EBoston in the Afall
[Verse 4]
and I've Anever licked a spark-plug
and I've Aaddb6never sniffed a stink bug
and I've Dnever painted Daisies on a B/D#big red rubber ball
and I've Esusnever bathed in yogurt
and I B/D#don't look good in leggings
and I've Dnever been to EBoston in the fAall
(Chorus x2)

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The Pirates Who Dont Do Anything

by Relient K

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B/D#

Aaddb6

Esus

[Chorus]

A D

we are the pirates who don't do anything

A E

we just stay at home, and lie around

A D

and if you ask us, to do anything

A E A

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

[Verse 1]

well I've never been to Greenland

D A

and I've never been to Denver

A E

and I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul

and I've never been to Moscow

D A

and I've never been to Tampa

A E A

and I've never been to Boston in the fall

[Chorus]

A D

we are the pirates who don't do anything

A E

we just stay at home, and lie around

A D

and if you ask us, to do anything

A E A

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

[Verse 2]

and I've never hoist the main sail

D A

and I've never swabbed the poop deck

and I've never veered starboard,

cause I've never sailed at all

and I've never walked the gang plank

D B/D#

and I've never owned a parrot

D E A

and I've never been to Boston in the fall

[Chorus]

A D

we are the pirates who don't do anything

A E

we just stay at home, and lie around

A D

and if you ask us, to do anything

A E A

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

[Verse 3]

I've never plucked a rooster

D A

and I am not too good at ping-pong

A E

and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall

and I've never kissed a chipmunk,

D A

and I've never gotten head lice

A E A

and I have never been to Boston in the fall

[Verse 4]

and I've never licked a spark-plug

Aaddb6

and I've never sniffed a stink bug

D B/D#

and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball

Esus

and I've never bathed in yogurt

B/D#

and I don't look good in leggings

D E A

and I've never been to Boston in the fall

(Chorus x2)

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