Astronaut

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Intro:
Gm   D#twice
GmI know what you're all wondeD#ring
Have Tripod ever been to GmJapanGm  
But you're ignoring a much bigger D#question
Why don't the Japanese have a space A#program
Why aren't there any Japanese D#astronauts
A#Have you ever seen a Japanese F#astronau__G#______t
I'll tell you Cwhy you haven't seen one
D#I'll tell you why
You A#can't do the Japanese FTea Ceremony D#when you're an astroGmnaut
It's those damn Ffat gloves
And you A#can't do the Japanese FTea Ceremony D#when you're in zero Gmgrav
Cos the tea goes Feverywhere
The tea goes everyGmwhere
GmJapanese culture's always fansciD#nated me
From their traditions to their modern way of Gmlife
But all their elegance and rich hisD#tory
Doesn't sit well with my interest in A#space
Because you A#can't carry out a ninja style assassiFnation D#dressed as an astroGmnaut
It's the luminous Ffabric (you're too visible)
And they A#don't let you use a Fsamurai sword D#when you're an astroGmnaut
You might punctuFre the suit
You might deGmpressurize
FLike a gremlin in a Gmmicrowa__F#___ve
G#But it's those damn C#fat gloves
They're the main Fproblem
You F#can't nurture your tamaC#gotchi
You can't Fmake an origami F#swan
Have you G#ever tried to get a used Apanty vending macA#Mhine into a space D#shuttle
Well D#I've tried and they don't C#let you
Fucking NASA red F#tape
Interlude:
Gm D# Gm D# A# D# A# D#
GmI couldn't reconcile the two things that I D#loved
So I threw away my dreams of outeGmr space
I had to find myself a whole new D#job
Maybe in the sports arena I would find a A#place
But you A#can't do a Japanese FTea Ceremony D#when you're a boxing Gmchamp
It's those damned Ffat gloves again
Those A#confounded puffy mitts loom in Ffront of my face D#every night in Gmbed
I'm haunted by Ffat gloves
You A#can't drink sake, you can't do bukkake
Or Fride a Kawasaki
D#When you're an astroF#naut
F#(let ring) G#(let ring)
And they don't let you be an astronaut on Japanese tele
A#(let ring)
Cos you're not enough of a red herring
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Capo 3rd fret version
Intro:
Em   Ctwice
EmI know what you're all wondeCring
Have Tripod ever been to EmJapanEm  
But you're ignoring a much bigger Cquestion
Why don't the Japanese have a space Gprogram
Why aren't there any Japanese Castronauts
GHave you ever seen a Japanese D#astronau_F_______t
I'll tell you Awhy you haven't seen one
CI'll tell you why
You Gcan't do the Japanese DTea Ceremony Cwhen you're an astrEmonaut
It's those damn Dfat gloves
And you Gcan't do the Japanese DTea Ceremony Cwhen you're in zero Emgrav
Cos the tea goes Deverywhere
The tea goes everyEmwhere
EmJapanese culture's always fansciCnated me
From their traditions to their modern way of Emlife
But all their elegance and rich hisCtory
Doesn't sit well with my interest in Gspace
Because you Gcan't carry out a ninja style assassiDnation Cdressed as an astrEmonaut
It's the luminous Dfabric (you're too visible)
And they Gdon't let you(Ooooh) use a Dsamurai sword Cwhen you're an astroEmnaut
You might punctuDre the suit
You might deEmpressurize
DLike a gremlin in a Emmicrowa__D#___ve
FBut it's those damn A#fat gloves
They're the main Dproblem
You D#can't nurture your tamaA#gotchi
You can't Dmake an origami D#swan
Have you Fever tried to get a used F#panty vending macGmhine into a space Cshuttle
Well CI've tried and they don't A#let you
Fucking NASA red D#tape
Interlude:
Em C Em C G C G C
EmI couldn't reconcile the two things that I Cloved
So I threw away my dreams of outeEmr space
I had to find myself a whole new Cjob
Maybe in the sports arena I would find a Gplace
But you Gcan't do a Japanese DTea Ceremony Cwhen you're a boxing Emchamp
It's those damned Dfat gloves again
Those Gconfounded putty mitts loom in Dfront of my face Cevery night in Embed
I'm haunted by Dfat gloves
You Gcan't drink sake, you can't do bukkake
Or Dride a Kawasaki
CWhen you're an astroA#naut
A#(let ring) C(let ring)
And they don't let you be an astronaut on Japanese tele
G(let ring)
Cos you're not enough of a red herri
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