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Army Recruitment Song

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Am(palm muted.  Got that same beat as on the real adds)
Spoken:
Joining today's modern defense force is hard enough.  First you have to choose:
Navy, Airfoce, Army, Kiss Army, Salvation Army, Army of Darkness, but even when 
you've chosen, you have to make the grade.
(All chords palm muted for first verse)
Verse:
AmI'm way Ftoo skinny for the Army?
AmWay tGoo slender for the job?
AmWhat can FI do if my country doesn't want me cause
My AmtalentGs only stretch to mini golf?
AmI'm way Ftoo uncool for the Army
AmAll that rGunning through car tyres
AmI guess Fthat would come in handy if you invaded 
A Amcountry whGose terrain was all car tyres.
Chorus:(clean)
BCut I'm skinny and unclever
Maybe Amnow more than ever
TFhe tecGhnology has caught up with me
If warAms have gone all electronic
I Ccould fight them with my joystick
As Flong Gas they bring pizza to me
Then CI could be in the Army.
Verse 2:
AmIt's not Ftricky to imagine
CMe in a GbunkAmer at a screen
ContFrolling reconaisance robots
Maybe mCine detecting robots
Even roGbots who run through tyres
Chorus:
BCut I'm skinny and unclever
Maybe Amnow more than ever
TFhe tecGhnology has caught up with me
If warAms have gone all electronic
I Ccould fight them with my joystick
While Fwatching McGLeod's Daughters on TV
TheA#n I could be in the Army.
Verse 3:
I was Fnever good at Pacman
But Cat DefA#ender I'd light up the skies
I was Fnever good at Frogger
It's Cmuch tA#o much like hopping all the tyres
And iFf I don't get in the Army
I Ccould becA#ome an evil mastermind
Live in Fan underwater tower
And Cwearing A#shiny skivvies all the time
ThCat would be fine
Chorus:
CSkinny and unclever
Maybe Amnow more than ever
TFhe tecGhnology has caught up with me, (If I could make up my mind)
If wars hAmave gone all electronic
I Ccould fight them with my joystick
As Flong as theGy bring pizza to me
TheCn I could be in the Army____.

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Army Recruitment Song

by Tripod (Australia)

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Am(palm muted. Got that same beat as on the real adds)

Spoken:

Joining today's modern defense force is hard enough. First you have to choose:

Navy, Airfoce, Army, Kiss Army, Salvation Army, Army of Darkness, but even when

you've chosen, you have to make the grade.

(All chords palm muted for first verse)

Verse:

Am F

I'm way too skinny for the Army?

Am G

Way too slender for the job?

Am F

What can I do if my country doesn't want me cause

Am G

My talents only stretch to mini golf?

Am F

I'm way too uncool for the Army

Am G

All that running through car tyres

Am F

I guess that would come in handy if you invaded

Am G

A country whose terrain was all car tyres.

Chorus:(clean)

But I'm skinny and unclever

Maybe now more than ever

F G

The technology has caught up with me

If wars have gone all electronic

I could fight them with my joystick

F G

As long as they bring pizza to me

Then I could be in the Army.

Verse 2:

Am F

It's not tricky to imagine

C G Am

Me in a bunker at a screen

Controlling reconaisance robots

Maybe mine detecting robots

Even robots who run through tyres

Chorus:

But I'm skinny and unclever

Maybe now more than ever

F G

The technology has caught up with me

If wars have gone all electronic

I could fight them with my joystick

F G

While watching McLeod's Daughters on TV

Then I could be in the Army.

Verse 3:

I was never good at Pacman

C A#

But at Defender I'd light up the skies

I was never good at Frogger

C A#

It's much to much like hopping all the tyres

And if I don't get in the Army

C A#

I could become an evil mastermind

Live in an underwater tower

C A#

And wearing shiny skivvies all the time

That would be fine

Chorus:

Skinny and unclever

Maybe now more than ever

F G

The technology has caught up with me, (If I could make up my mind)

If wars have gone all electronic

I could fight them with my joystick

F G

As long as they bring pizza to me

Then I could be in the Army____.

About Army Recruitment Song Chords by Tripod (Australia)

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Is "Army Recruitment Song" easy to play on guitar?

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What key is "Army Recruitment Song" in?

The chords for "Army Recruitment Song" show the original chord names (including Am, F, G, A, C, A#). Use transpose to move the song into any key that fits your voice or capo.