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#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------#
#------------------------------------------------------------------------------##
F. ZAPPA
AMAYBE YOU DTHOUGHT I WAS THE EPACKARD
GOOSEC#m  B  
OR THE ARONALD DMCDONALD OF THE
ENOUVEAU-ABSTRUSEC#m  B  
WELL FUCK AALL THEM PEOPLE, I DON'T DNEEDE  
NO EXCUSE FAOR BEING WHAT GI AMD  E  
C#MDO YOU HEAR ME, TBHEM?
ALL THEM ROCK 'N' AROLL WRITERS IS THED  
EWORST KIND OF SLEEZEA  B  
SELLING PUNK LAIKE SOME NEW KIND OFD  
EENGLISH DISEASEA  B  
IS THAT THEM WAVE OF THAE FUTURED  
GAW, SDPARE ME PLEASEE  
C#m         B    (CHORD SET 1)
OH NO YOU GOTTA GO
C#mWHO DO YOU WRITE FOR,BI WANNA KNOW
I BAELIEVE YOU IBS THE GOVEC#mRNMENT'S
WHORE
F#AND KEEPING PEOPLES DUMB IS WHERE
AYOU'RE COMING FROM
(TWICE)
AFUCK ALL THEM WRITER WITH DTHE PEN INE  
THEIR HANDC#m  B  
I WILL BE MOARE SPECIFIC SO TDHEY MIGHTE  
 UNDERSTANDC#m  B  
THEY CAN ALL KISS MY AASSD  
BUT BECAEUSE IT'S SO GRANDA  
THEY BEST GJUST STAY AWAY, DHEY, HEEY,
HEY.
(CHORD SET 1)
HEY JOE WHO DID YOU BLOW?
MOE PUSHED THE BUTTON BOY
AND YOU WENT TO THE SHOW
BETTER SUCK A LITTLE HARDER OR THE
SHEKELS WONT FLOW
AND I DON'T MEAN YOU THUMB
SO ON YOUR KNEES YOU BUM
JUST TELL YOURSELF IT'S YUM
AND SUCK IT TILL ITS NUMB
F#JOURNALISM'S KINDA SCARY
AAND OF IT WE SHOULD BE WARY
F#WONDER WHAT BECAME OF MARY?
 Aetc. . .
HI! IT'S ME. THE GIRL FROM THE BUS
REMEMBER THE LAST TOUR, WELL
INFORMATION IS NOT KNOWLEDGE
WISDOM IS NOT TRUTH
TRUTH IS NOT BEAUTY
BEAUTY IS NOT LOVE
LOVE IS NOT MUSIC
MUSIC IS THE BEST
WISDOM IS THE DOMAIN OF THE WIZ
WHICH IS EXTINCT
BEAUTY IS A FRENCH PHONETIC
CORRUPTION
OF A SHORT CLOTH NECK ORNAMENT
CURRENTLY IN RESURGENCE
IF YOAUR IN THE AUDIENCDE AND LIKE WHATE  
WE DOC#m  B  
WELL WE WANT YOAU TO KNOW THAT WED  
ELIKE YOU ALL TOOC#m  B  
BUT AS FAOR THE SUCKER WHO DWILL WRITEE  
THE REVC#mIEW
      E       C#m         A      Betc, etc...
IF HIS MIND IS PREHENSILE
HE'LL PUT DOWN HIS PENCIL
AND HAVE HIMSELF A SQUAT
ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL
GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT
ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL
SIT AND SPIN UNTIL YOU ROT
ON THE COMIC UTENSIL
HE REALLY NEEDS TO SQUAT
ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL
NOW THAT I GOT THAT OVER WITH
ILL JUST PLAY MY IMAGINARY GUITAR
AGAIN

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Packard Goose

by Frank Zappa

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C#m

#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------#

#------------------------------------------------------------------------------##

. ZAPPA

A D E

MAYBE YOU THOUGHT I WAS THE PACKARD

C#m B

GOOSE

A D

OR THE RONALD MCDONALD OF THE

E C#m B

NOUVEAU-ABSTRUSE

A D E

WELL FUCK ALL THEM PEOPLE, I DON'T NEED

A G D E

NO EXCUSE FOR BEING WHAT I AM

C#M B

DO YOU HEAR ME, THEM?

A D

ALL THEM ROCK 'N' ROLL WRITERS IS THE

E A B

WORST KIND OF SLEEZE

A D

SELLING PUNK LIKE SOME NEW KIND OF

E A B

ENGLISH DISEASE

A D

IS THAT THEM WAVE OF THE FUTURE

G D E

AW, SPARE ME PLEASE

C#m B (CHORD SET 1)

OH NO YOU GOTTA GO

C#m B

WHO DO YOU WRITE FOR,I WANNA KNOW

A B C#m

I BELIEVE YOU IS THE GOVERNMENT'S

WHORE

AND KEEPING PEOPLES DUMB IS WHERE

YOU'RE COMING FROM

(TWICE)

A D E

FUCK ALL THEM WRITER WITH THE PEN IN

C#m B

THEIR HAND

A D E

I WILL BE MORE SPECIFIC SO THEY MIGHT

C#m B

UNDERSTAND

A D

THEY CAN ALL KISS MY ASS

E A

BUT BECAUSE IT'S SO GRAND

G D E

THEY BEST JUST STAY AWAY, HEY, HEY,

HEY.

(CHORD SET 1)

HEY JOE WHO DID YOU BLOW?

MOE PUSHED THE BUTTON BOY

AND YOU WENT TO THE SHOW

BETTER SUCK A LITTLE HARDER OR THE

SHEKELS WONT FLOW

AND I DON'T MEAN YOU THUMB

SO ON YOUR KNEES YOU BUM

JUST TELL YOURSELF IT'S YUM

AND SUCK IT TILL ITS NUMB

JOURNALISM'S KINDA SCARY

AND OF IT WE SHOULD BE WARY

WONDER WHAT BECAME OF MARY?

etc. . .

HI! IT'S ME. THE GIRL FROM THE BUS

REMEMBER THE LAST TOUR, WELL

INFORMATION IS NOT KNOWLEDGE

WISDOM IS NOT TRUTH

TRUTH IS NOT BEAUTY

BEAUTY IS NOT LOVE

LOVE IS NOT MUSIC

MUSIC IS THE BEST

WISDOM IS THE DOMAIN OF THE WIZ

WHICH IS EXTINCT

BEAUTY IS A FRENCH PHONETIC

CORRUPTION

OF A SHORT CLOTH NECK ORNAMENT

CURRENTLY IN RESURGENCE

A D E

IF YOUR IN THE AUDIENCE AND LIKE WHAT

C#m B

WE DO

A D

WELL WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WE

E C#m B

LIKE YOU ALL TOO

A D E

BUT AS FOR THE SUCKER WHO WILL WRITE

C#m

THE REVIEW

E C#m A B

etc, etc...

IF HIS MIND IS PREHENSILE

HE'LL PUT DOWN HIS PENCIL

AND HAVE HIMSELF A SQUAT

ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL

GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT

ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL

SIT AND SPIN UNTIL YOU ROT

ON THE COMIC UTENSIL

HE REALLY NEEDS TO SQUAT

ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL

NOW THAT I GOT THAT OVER WITH

ILL JUST PLAY MY IMAGINARY GUITAR

AGAIN

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