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[Intro]
|        A|    A   E   D| x3
|        A|    E     D|
[Verse 1]
AJeannie's having Dproblems with her AovaEries
She's got Atrouble Dwith her Etubes
If you Ago past her vaDgina and her Acervix you will Efind
A comApletely Dempty Eroom
[Chorus]
'Cause AJeannie's got a Gproblem with her uterus
Her uterus is Duseless
AJeannie's got a Gproblem with her uterus
Her uterus is Duseless
[Verse 2]
Her phyAsician has inDjected fluids Ain her private Eparts
But Ashe just Dwon't beElieve
That the Aefforts to eDradicate her Afemale Etrouble
Will Acause her Dto conEceive
[Chorus]
'Cause AJeannie's got a Gproblem with her uterus
Her uterus is Duseless
AJeannie's got a Gproblem with her uterus
Her uterus is Duseless
[Tag]
AJeannie isn't DovuElating, AJeannie isn't DovuElating
AJeannie isn't DovuElating AnowE  D  
[Bridge]
No Asimple yeast or bladder inEfection could compare
To the Gpain that Jeannie's Dgoing through this Ayear
Her Ahusband's sperm was studied and Eswiftly passed the test
Now GJeannie's opeDration must comAmence
              E            G   A(12th)
  Artificial insemination can't
              E                  G   A(12th)
Fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs, yeah!
[Instrumental]
|        A|    A   E   D| x3
|        A|    E     D|
[Verse 3]
AJeannie isn't Dovulating Aeven Ethough
She took Aall the Dproper Epills
AJeannie wants a Dbaby but she Acannot Epay
The giAgantic Ddoctor Ebills
[Chorus]
'Cause AJeannie's got a Gproblem with her uterus
Her uterus is Duseless
Oh, AJeannie's got a Gproblem with her uterus
Her uterus is Duseless
Oh, AJeannie's got a Gproblem, got a problem, got a problem, got a problem, got a problem
Her uterus is Duseless
Oh, AJeannie's got a Gproblem, got a problem, got a problem, got a problem, got a problem
Her uterus is Duseless, oh Ayeah
Lead
E-----------------------------------------------------------|
B-----------------------------------------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
...husbands sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test
E-------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
   Now Jeannie's operation must commence
E----------------------------------------------------|
B----------10-------------10-------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9--------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
           Arti - fic -   ial insemmination can't
E------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------10-----------10-------------10--------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-9-9-------------|
D--------------------------------------------------------------7---|
   Fer -   ti - lize    poor Jeannie's rotten eggs       Yeah!

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Jeannies Got A Problem

by Screeching Weasel

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[Intro]

A A E D

| | | x3

A E D

| | |

[Verse 1]

A D A E

Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries

A D E

She's got trouble with her tubes

A D A E

If you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find

A D E

A completely empty room

[Chorus]

A G

'Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus

Her uterus is useless

A G

Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus

Her uterus is useless

[Verse 2]

A D A E

Her physician has injected fluids in her private parts

A D E

But she just won't believe

A D A E

That the efforts to eradicate her female trouble

A D E

Will cause her to conceive

[Chorus]

A G

'Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus

Her uterus is useless

A G

Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus

Her uterus is useless

[Tag]

A D E A D E

Jeannie isn't ovulating, Jeannie isn't ovulating

A D E A E D

Jeannie isn't ovulating now

[Bridge]

A E

No simple yeast or bladder infection could compare

G D A

To the pain that Jeannie's going through this year

A E

Her husband's sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test

G D A

Now Jeannie's operation must commence

E G A

(12th)

Artificial insemination can't

E G A

(12th)

Fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs, yeah!

[Instrumental]

A A E D

| | | x3

A E D

| | |

[Verse 3]

A D A E

Jeannie isn't ovulating even though

A D E

She took all the proper pills

A D A E

Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay

A D E

The gigantic doctor bills

[Chorus]

A G

'Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus

Her uterus is useless

A G

Oh, Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus

Her uterus is useless

A G

Oh, Jeannie's got a problem, got a problem, got a problem, got a problem, got a problem

Her uterus is useless

A G

Oh, Jeannie's got a problem, got a problem, got a problem, got a problem, got a problem

D A

Her uterus is useless, oh yeah

Lead

E-----------------------------------------------------------|

B-----------------------------------------------------------|

G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|

...husbands sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test

E-------------------------------------------|

B-------------------------------------------|

G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|

Now Jeannie's operation must commence

E----------------------------------------------------|

B----------10-------------10-------------------------|

G--9-9-9-9--------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|

Arti - fic - ial insemmination can't

E------------------------------------------------------------------|

B----------10-----------10-------------10--------------------------|

G--9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-9-9-------------|

D--------------------------------------------------------------7---|

Fer - ti - lize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs Yeah!

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