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Jake's Sis
By: Poached Trout
Intro: B, E,   F#x2
Her hBair shiEnes like sF#and
SBhe's got eyEes like grF#apes
Her nG#mame's ReF#nee
And Hulk RuBles!
G#mShe's the oF#ne from my dreEams
SHE'S BANGIN!!!
(Fast) B, E, F#  
Chorus:
I have lofEty expectatiF#ons
Of her bodBy's specifications
Cause G#mshe's the oF#ne for mBe
Even thG#mough she's foF#rty-thEree
SHE'S BANGIN'!
(Fast) B, E, F#  
I'd kung pow her chicken
She should work at Stop and Shop
She can speak pig latin
Blue eyes are my favorite
(No Playing)Even though she's got two glass ones
I bought her a Mazda Miata
She crashed it into my house
I got all riled up
But she left
(No playing)Then I ate some Mac n' Cheez
Chorus

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Jakes Sis

by Poached Trout

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G#m

Jake's Sis

By: Poached Trout

B E F#

Intro: , , x2

B E F#

Her hair shines like sand

B E F#

She's got eyes like grapes

G#m F#

Her name's Renee

And Hulk Rules!

G#m F# E

She's the one from my dreams

SHE'S BANGIN!!!

B E F#

(Fast) , ,

Chorus:

E F#

I have lofty expectations

Of her body's specifications

G#m F# B

Cause she's the one for me

G#m F# E

Even though she's forty-three

SHE'S BANGIN'!

B E F#

(Fast) , ,

I'd kung pow her chicken

She should work at Stop and Shop

She can speak pig latin

Blue eyes are my favorite

(No Playing)Even though she's got two glass ones

I bought her a Mazda Miata

She crashed it into my house

I got all riled up

But she left

(No playing)Then I ate some Mac n' Cheez

Chorus

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