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I'm pretty sure this is about right....Drink more Boddies.
F#I've got an ugly Aface,
With Espots all over the Bplace,
F#I haven't got any Amates,
EAnd me clothes have gone Bout of date.
F#I go to the pub on me Aown,
And I Edrink me orange alBone,
F#I sit and stare at the Acrack,
But Ethey just Bturn their backs,
I G#want to chat them C#up,
But I F#stare at me Bfeet,
And G#then I go C#home and I F#beat me Bmeat,
G#I'm dead C#shy about the F#size of me Bdick,
DAnd chips and gravy make me sick,
F#I'm a failure with Egirls I don't know C#why,
C#He's a failure with Bgirls He don't know F#why,
F#I'm a failure with Egirls They're so unC#kind,
C#He's a failure with Bgirls They're so F#unkind,
F#I'm a failure with Egirls They make me C#cry,
C#He's a failure with Bgirls They make hI'm F#cry,
F#Only wish I could Esay that I don't mBind.
F#A Macc Lad said "Sonny take Anote",
And he Epoured a pint of bitter down me Bthroat,
It were the F#first pint I ever Ahad,
And I Echanged to a Breal Macc Lad,
Me F#clothes started looking dead Aflash,
I got a Etattoo and a moustBache,
And me F#car got a go-faster Astripe,
And Enow I pull crack Bevery night,
And IC#'m not F#weak anymoBre,
Cause me C#dick measures F#three foot Bfour,
So C#don't you F#call me wBimp,
Cause it's G#three foot four even C#when it's limp.
F#I'm dead macho with Egirls I never C#fail,
C#He's dead macho with Bgirls he nevers F#fails,
F#I'm dead macho with Egirls cause I sup C#ale,
C#He's dead macho with Bgirls cause he sups F#ale,
F#I'm dead macho with Egirls thanks to E. C#Lees,
C#He's dead macho with Bgirls thanks to E. F#Lees,
F#Only wish that I Edidn't have BVD.

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Failure With Girls

by Macc Lads

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I'm pretty sure this is about right....Drink more Boddies.

F# A

I've got an ugly face,

E B

With spots all over the place,

F# A

I haven't got any mates,

E B

And me clothes have gone out of date.

F# A

I go to the pub on me own,

E B

And I drink me orange alone,

F# A

I sit and stare at the crack,

E B

But they just turn their backs,

G# C#

I want to chat them up,

F# B

But I stare at me feet,

G# C# F# B

And then I go home and I beat me meat,

G# C# F# B

I'm dead shy about the size of me dick,

And chips and gravy make me sick,

F# E C#

I'm a failure with girls I don't know why,

C# B F#

He's a failure with girls He don't know why,

F# E C#

I'm a failure with girls They're so unkind,

C# B F#

He's a failure with girls They're so unkind,

F# E C#

I'm a failure with girls They make me cry,

C# B F#

He's a failure with girls They make hI'm cry,

F# E B

Only wish I could say that I don't mind.

F# A

A Macc Lad said "Sonny take note",

E B

And he poured a pint of bitter down me throat,

F# A

It were the first pint I ever had,

E B

And I changed to a real Macc Lad,

F# A

Me clothes started looking dead flash,

E B

I got a tattoo and a moustache,

F# A

And me car got a go-faster stripe,

E B

And now I pull crack every night,

C# F# B

And I'm not weak anymore,

C# F# B

Cause me dick measures three foot four,

C# F# B

So don't you call me wimp,

G# C#

Cause it's three foot four even when it's limp.

F# E C#

I'm dead macho with girls I never fail,

C# B F#

He's dead macho with girls he nevers fails,

F# E C#

I'm dead macho with girls cause I sup ale,

C# B F#

He's dead macho with girls cause he sups ale,

F# E C#

I'm dead macho with girls thanks to E. Lees,

C# B F#

He's dead macho with girls thanks to E. Lees,

F# E B

Only wish that I didn't have VD.

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