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Chords:  G, D, A7  
It's the GEgg Marketing Board DTango,
In A7other words, the dance of Dlove.    A7  D  
You Dgo down to the pally and you're A7eager for a dance,
You see a lovely stranger and your Deyes meet quite by chance.
She's Gwarm and she's desirable with Dlips meant to be kissed,
So you A7stand eight feet apart and do the Dtwist.  n/cOh Lor'!
But in the Gtango you get the chance to Dhold her oh so near,
As you Ggaze into her lovely eyes of Dblue.
And while you're A7dancing you whisper sweet Dnothings in her ear,
And she Gsays, "Sweet nothing doing," back to A7you.
You Dgive her a nibble, you A7give her cheek a peck,
You've got her in a grip of steel, you're Dbreathing down her neck.
And Gthen she says those magic words that Dthrill you through and
   through,
"You've been A7eating pickled onions, haven't Dyou?  n/cOh, poo!"
G//  D//  A7/  D/  A7/ D/
Once I Dmet a girl called Kitty, she was A7pretty as can be,
She lived up in the city and she Dasked me 'round to tea.
But Gpretty, witty Kitty, she Dtried to pull my leg,
So I A7hit her, what a pity, with a Dsoft boiled egg.
Then the Gwireless played a tango and I Dheld her in my arms,
As we Gswayed and we glided 'round the Droom.
And when her A7dad came in we carried on, aDlas I didn't know,
He was Gdeaf and he couldn't hear the A7tune.
He Dpunched me in the ear-o, he A7hit me with a vase,
He chased down the garden and he Dkicked me on the grass.
And Gnow I swear I'm finished, as Dtrue as stars above,
With the A7ango, the dance of Dlove.
A7  D
This is one in a series of Benny Hill songs I've learned by ear.  Most of
these songs have only three chords which makes it easy figure them out.  I
might have missed some chords or put the wrong ones down, but the basic
structure is there at any rate.  I welcome any comments, corrections or
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Egg Marketing Board Tango

by Benny Hill

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G D A7

Chords: , ,

G D

It's the Egg Marketing Board Tango,

A7 D A7 D

In other words, the dance of love.

D A7

You go down to the pally and you're eager for a dance,

You see a lovely stranger and your eyes meet quite by chance.

G D

She's warm and she's desirable with lips meant to be kissed,

A7 D n/c

So you stand eight feet apart and do the twist. Oh Lor'!

G D

But in the tango you get the chance to hold her oh so near,

G D

As you gaze into her lovely eyes of blue.

A7 D

And while you're dancing you whisper sweet nothings in her ear,

G A7

And she says, "Sweet nothing doing," back to you.

D A7

You give her a nibble, you give her cheek a peck,

You've got her in a grip of steel, you're breathing down her neck.

G D

And then she says those magic words that thrill you through and

through,

A D n/c

"You've been 7eating pickled onions, haven't you? Oh, poo!"

G D A7 D A7 D

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D A7

Once I met a girl called Kitty, she was pretty as can be,

She lived up in the city and she asked me 'round to tea.

G D

But pretty, witty Kitty, she tried to pull my leg,

A7 D

So I hit her, what a pity, with a soft boiled egg.

G D

Then the wireless played a tango and I held her in my arms,

G D

As we swayed and we glided 'round the room.

A7 D

And when her dad came in we carried on, alas I didn't know,

G A7

He was deaf and he couldn't hear the tune.

D A7

He punched me in the ear-o, he hit me with a vase,

He chased down the garden and he kicked me on the grass.

G D

And now I swear I'm finished, as true as stars above,

A7 D

With the ango, the dance of love.

A7 D

This is one in a series of Benny Hill songs I've learned by ear. Most of

these songs have only three chords which makes it easy figure them out. I

might have missed some chords or put the wrong ones down, but the basic

structure is there at any rate. I welcome any comments, corrections or

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