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SONG; THE YODA SONG
WRITTEN BY; M.Snape and C.Hutchinson
verse and chorus;  E   A   C#  B  
bridge;  A  B  
verse 1
I WAKE UP IN THE MORNINGS AND LEVITATE TO MY FAVOURITE TREE,
I WEAR MY BEST BROWN GOWN THAT THE JEDI COUNCIL GAVE TO ME,
I'VE GOT BIG POINTY EARS, GREEN SKIN AND MY HAIR IS FALLING OUT,
I'VE GOT MIDICHLORIANS, SO I DON'T USE MY HANDS WHEN I KNOCK ONE OUT.
bridge
I DON'T CARE,
IF I'VE GOT GREEN PUBIC HAIR.
chorus
MY NAME IS YODA,
THE WAYS OF THE FORCE WILL SHOW YA,
MY NAME IS YODA,
I KNOW THERES ANOTHER.
verse2
YOU MAY NOT BELEIVE ME BUT I'M ACTUALLY 900 YEARS OLD,
I'VE GOT SO WRINKLED THAT NOW I'M COVERED IN GREEN FOLDS,
I'VE GOT THIS BEER BELLY HANGING RIGHT DOWN TO MY KNEES,
IT MEANS I HAVEN'T SEEN MY DONGER IN A HUNDRED YEARS.
bridge
choris
verse3
I CAN READ YOUR MIND AND I CAN SENSE YOU THINK I'M AN UGLY TWAT,
BUT THAT DON'T BOTHER ME BECAUSE I KNOW YOUR MOM IS FAT,
I GAVE HER A GOOD SEEING TO WHILE WE WERE LAST ON TATOOINE,
SHE SAID "OH MY GOD, THATS THE BIGGEST GREEN COCK THAT I'VE EVER SEEN"
bridge
chorus
verse4
DEGOBAH MIGHT LOOK SHITTY BUT IN FACT ITS GOT SOME LOVELY GRASS,
IT TAKES MY MIND OFF FRANK OZ WHO'S GOT HIS HANDS UP MY ASS,
I TALK LIKE COOKIE MONSTER AND I DONT NEED A REMOTE FOR TV,
EVEN PALPATINE WOULD BE FORCED TO TAKE IT UP THE BUM FROM ME.
bridge
chorus

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Yoda Song

by Cragga

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SONG; THE YODA SONG

WRITTEN BY; M.Snape and C.Hutchinson

E A C# B

verse and chorus;

A B

bridge;

verse 1

I WAKE UP IN THE MORNINGS AND LEVITATE TO MY FAVOURITE TREE,

I WEAR MY BEST BROWN GOWN THAT THE JEDI COUNCIL GAVE TO ME,

I'VE GOT BIG POINTY EARS, GREEN SKIN AND MY HAIR IS FALLING OUT,

I'VE GOT MIDICHLORIANS, SO I DON'T USE MY HANDS WHEN I KNOCK ONE OUT.

bridge

I DON'T CARE,

IF I'VE GOT GREEN PUBIC HAIR.

chorus

MY NAME IS YODA,

THE WAYS OF THE FORCE WILL SHOW YA,

MY NAME IS YODA,

I KNOW THERES ANOTHER.

verse2

YOU MAY NOT BELEIVE ME BUT I'M ACTUALLY 900 YEARS OLD,

I'VE GOT SO WRINKLED THAT NOW I'M COVERED IN GREEN FOLDS,

I'VE GOT THIS BEER BELLY HANGING RIGHT DOWN TO MY KNEES,

IT MEANS I HAVEN'T SEEN MY DONGER IN A HUNDRED YEARS.

bridge

choris

verse3

I CAN READ YOUR MIND AND I CAN SENSE YOU THINK I'M AN UGLY TWAT,

BUT THAT DON'T BOTHER ME BECAUSE I KNOW YOUR MOM IS FAT,

I GAVE HER A GOOD SEEING TO WHILE WE WERE LAST ON TATOOINE,

SHE SAID "OH MY GOD, THATS THE BIGGEST GREEN COCK THAT I'VE EVER SEEN"

bridge

chorus

verse4

DEGOBAH MIGHT LOOK SHITTY BUT IN FACT ITS GOT SOME LOVELY GRASS,

IT TAKES MY MIND OFF FRANK OZ WHO'S GOT HIS HANDS UP MY ASS,

I TALK LIKE COOKIE MONSTER AND I DONT NEED A REMOTE FOR TV,

EVEN PALPATINE WOULD BE FORCED TO TAKE IT UP THE BUM FROM ME.

bridge

chorus

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