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#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------------#
#-----------------------------------------------------------------------------#
"Retards Make Good Friends"
By Beer Softened Stool
from the "The Brown Album"
The opening riff (Riff 1)
e-------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------|
G----------------------------------------7--|
D--------2--------2--------2--------2----7--|
A--------2--------2--------2--------2----5--|
E--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0-------|
Repeat the riff 4 x
EHey mama tell you what I say
ESaid I'm lookin' for a friend today
Elookin for a friend I can trust
Ehe's gotta ride in a short school bus
{chorus}
[D]Retards.....[D]Make [D#]Good [E]Friends!
[D]Retards.....[D]Make [D#]Good [E]Friends!
[D]Retards.....[D]Make [D#]Good [E]Friends!
EMy friend Marc wears a hockey helmet
EHe shits his pants but he can't help it
EOut in public he beats his dick
EI use retards to pick up chicks
{chorus}
{bridge}
[A][B][C][D]
[A][B][C][D][E]
solo over verse
{chorus} 2x

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Retards Make Good Friends

by Beer Softened Stool

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#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------------#

#-----------------------------------------------------------------------------#

"Retards Make Good Friends"

By Beer Softened Stool

from the "The Brown Album"

The opening riff (Riff 1)

e-------------------------------------------|

B-------------------------------------------|

G----------------------------------------7--|

D--------2--------2--------2--------2----7--|

A--------2--------2--------2--------2----5--|

E--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0-------|

Repeat the riff 4 x

Hey mama tell you what I say

Said I'm lookin' for a friend today

lookin for a friend I can trust

he's gotta ride in a short school bus

{chorus}

D D D# E

[]Retards.....[]Make []Good []Friends!

D D D# E

[]Retards.....[]Make []Good []Friends!

D D D# E

[]Retards.....[]Make []Good []Friends!

My friend Marc wears a hockey helmet

He shits his pants but he can't help it

Out in public he beats his dick

I use retards to pick up chicks

{chorus}

{bridge}

A B C D

[][][][]

A B C D E

[][][][][]

solo over verse

{chorus} 2x

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