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Cellulite Song

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Chords:
	G:   320033   C(add9): 032033  Am:  X02210 C: X32010 D: XX0232
	* same chord progression throughout song*
tempo: slow and sad?
VERSE 1
Intro:   G    C(add9)   Am   C  D  
InstrumentG, of evil, here to dC(add9)epress thAme planetC  D  
You make me feel, like my body is made of solid granite
About a month ago I weighed my self, 115, I thought it was nifty.
But I was wrong, oh so wrong, I weighed in at one fifty.
Chorus:
Cellulite, get off my thighs,
You?re gross and you scare away the guys.
Flabby arms, fly me away, don?t make me look
At how much I weigh.
VERSE 2
Size 3, you belong on the rack,
?cause all you do, is ride up my crack.
Size 7, I wear you proudly,
Size 9, I?ll yell it loudly.
Chorus.
VERSE 3
I step on the scale, the numbers keep on rising.
If I gained a hundred pounds, it wouldn?t be surprising.
It?s kind of depressing, the way things are going,
I just can?t help it, my thighs won?t stop growing.
Chorus.

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Cellulite Song

by Angulo Amber

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

C(add9)

Chords:

G C(add9) Am C D

: 320033 : 032033 : X02210 : X32010 : XX0232

* same chord progression throughout song*

tempo: slow and sad?

VERSE 1

G C(add9) Am C D

Intro:

G C(add9) Am C D

Instrument, of evil, here to depress the planet

You make me feel, like my body is made of solid granite

About a month ago I weighed my self, 115, I thought it was nifty.

But I was wrong, oh so wrong, I weighed in at one fifty.

Chorus:

Cellulite, get off my thighs,

You?re gross and you scare away the guys.

Flabby arms, fly me away, don?t make me look

At how much I weigh.

VERSE 2

Size 3, you belong on the rack,

?cause all you do, is ride up my crack.

Size 7, I wear you proudly,

Size 9, I?ll yell it loudly.

Chorus.

VERSE 3

I step on the scale, the numbers keep on rising.

If I gained a hundred pounds, it wouldn?t be surprising.

It?s kind of depressing, the way things are going,

I just can?t help it, my thighs won?t stop growing.

Chorus.

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