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Dear Penis

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Step 1 / 16Position: 2
1 index2 middle3 ring4 pinkyO open
[Intro]
e|----3-----3-----0-----0-----3-----3-----3-----3----|
B|----3-----3-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2----|
G|----0-----0-----2-----2-----3-----3-----3-----3----| (play twice)
D|----0-----0-----2-----2--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0----|
A|----2-----2--0--0--0--0----------------------------|
E|-3--3--3--3----------------------------------------|
Continue that pattern the entire way through song, you always strum D four times,
except during the first line of the two verses, G and A are always strummed twice.
[Verse 1]
Dear DPenis, GI don't think I Alike you anyDmore
You Gused to watch me Ashave, now all you Ddo is stare at the floor
Oh Dear GPenis, I don't Alike you anyDmore
GIt used to be you and Ame, a paper Dtowel and a dirty magazine
GThat's all we Aneeded to get Dby
GNow it seems Athings have changed and I Dthink that you're the one to blame
Dear GPenis, I don't Alike you anyDmore
[Verse 2]
(he sings)
Dear DRodGney, I don't think I Alike you anDymore
'GCause when you get to Adrinkin', you put me Dplaces I've never been before
Oh GRodney, I don't Alike you Danymore
GWhy can't we just Aget a grip on our Dman to hand relationship
GCome to terms with Atruly how we Dfeel
GIf we put our Aheads together, Dwe can just stay home forever
Dear GPenis, I think I Alike you after Dall
Oh and GRodney, while you're Ashavin', shave my Dballs
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About Dear Penis Chords by Rodney Carrington

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