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For the "B*" chord, play xx4444
[Intro] (single strum)
B*
[Verse 1]
N.C.                                A  E  
Why'd you always try to fuck with my hair?
  BYou mocked my Ahaircut aEgain
  BSo I got some Ascissors and Ecut it C#off
C#And now I can't go out in public
C#I look like a suAburban Emonk
I Aguess I got Epunked, because
[Chorus]
  BAshton Kutcher's got Anothing on you
  BAshton Kutcher will be Alaughing at you
  G#I just wanted to be Ayour Demi Moore
[Instrumental]
E  A  E  A
[Verse 2]
BYou fuck with my Asystem aEgain
  BI'll take your Afavourite Epen
  BI'll take your At- shirt and Eput it in the C#wash
C#Then when you go out in public
C#Your fabric will be Afucking Esoft
I Aguess you got Epunked 'cause
[Chorus]
  BAshton Kutcher's got Anothing on you
  BAshton Kutcher will be Alaughing at you
  G#I just wanted to be Ayour Demi Moore
[Instrumental]
E  A  E  A
[Break] (single strum)
  ABut they're not together anymore
[Solo]
C#m A F# F#
C#m A F# A
C#m A F# F#
C#m A F# A
[Outro]
  EI just Bwanted to Abe your
  EMid noughties BMTAV star
  EI just Bwanted to Abe your
  EMid noughties BMTAV star
  EI just Bwanted to Abe your
  EMid noughties BMTAV star
  EI just Bwanted to Abe your
  EMid noughties BMTAV starE  

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Kutcher

by Sports Team

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

C#m

For the "B*" chord, play xx4444

[Intro] (single strum)

[Verse 1]

A E

N.C.

Why'd you always try to fuck with my hair?

B A E

You mocked my haircut again

B A E C#

So I got some scissors and cut it off

And now I can't go out in public

C# A E

I look like a suburban monk

A E

I guess I got punked, because

[Chorus]

B A

Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you

B A

Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you

G# A

I just wanted to be your Demi Moore

[Instrumental]

E A E A

[Verse 2]

B A E

You fuck with my system again

B A E

I'll take your favourite pen

B A E C#

I'll take your t- shirt and put it in the wash

Then when you go out in public

C# A E

Your fabric will be fucking soft

A E

I guess you got punked 'cause

[Chorus]

B A

Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you

B A

Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you

G# A

I just wanted to be your Demi Moore

[Instrumental]

E A E A

[Break] (single strum)

But they're not together anymore

[Solo]

C#m A F# F#

C#m A F# A

C#m A F# F#

C#m A F# A

[Outro]

E B A

I just wanted to be your

E B A

Mid noughties MTV star

E B A

I just wanted to be your

E B A

Mid noughties MTV star

E B A

I just wanted to be your

E B A

Mid noughties MTV star

E B A

I just wanted to be your

E B A E

Mid noughties MTV star

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