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Dick Pics

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MEG
Ugh fine. (types) Hi.
[Intro]
C   A7   D7   G
C   A7   D7   G6 G+ G
BRAM
Thanks for responding! Can I have your number? Tinder is so glitchy so it’s better if you give me your number.
 That’ll be better. Less glitchy than Tinder. Please give me your number.
MEG
Huh… sure…
BRAM
[Verse]
WE CSTART OUR CONVERAmSATION; I’M FCHARMING AS CAN GBE
YOU’RE CNOT LIKE OTHER AmGIRLS HERE; FTHAT MUCH I CAN GSEE
YOU’RE FGORGEOUS, BRIGHT, AND GTALENTED; AmCAN’T YOU FEEL US DCLICK?
FOH SO GREAT, I CANNOT WAIT!- HAVE A GPICTURE OF MY DICK!
[Chorus]
ALL DUDES
          C       Ab  G          G/B
         A  DICK PIC,  A  DICK PIC-
        A CFREE, FOR AbGRATIS GDICK PIC!G/B  
BRAM
       FPICK-UP LINES CAN EbFEEL SO GSLICK
ALL DUDES
       LET’S GSKIP G/AAHEAD G/BTO     CDICK!Ab  G  G/B  
                 C     Ab      G    G/B(as needed)
(underneath: DICK DICK DICK DICK…)
[Verse]
WILLY
I’M CNOT HERE FOR A EbHOOK-UP; I FWANT TO DATE FULL GTIMEF  
I’VE CGOT THAT OLD SCHOOL EbCHIVALRY THAT FHOPES FOR WEDDING GCHIMESF  
IF FYOU WOULD TAKE A GCHANCE ON ME, NOAmTHING COULD COME BEDTWEEN US
I FKNOW THAT YOU’RE THE TYPE OF GIRL WHO’D GLOVE TO SG/AEE    G/BbMY     G/BPENIS!
[Chorus]
ALL DUDES
        A CPENISAb! A GPENIS!G/B  
        YOU CWISH THAT AbYOU COULD GSCREEN US!G/B  
WILLY
        FIS IT SPECIAL? EbTELL IT, GQUICK!
ALL DUDES
        HIT G‘LIKE’ FOR G/AMY    G/BOL’  CDICK!Ab  G  G/B  
[Interlude]
C  Ab  G
[Bridge]
Am7WANNA TASTE OF JUST THE TIP?
DBOYS OF THE WORLD, LET’S D#dimALL UNZIP!E7  
[Interlude]
A
DUSTIN
Here’s how you say penis in a lot of different languages!
[Bridge]
BbFinnish: Penis!
Romanian: Penis!
BTurkish: Penis!
Afrikaans: Penis!
CHaitian Creole: Penis!
Yiddish: Penis!
[Interlude]
C   C/G   C   C/G    C  C/B  C/A  C/G
[Verse]
A CSMILE IS THE SAME IN EVERY LANGUAGE
AND BbSO IS THE WORD PENIS
EXCCEPT FOR ALL THE COUNTRIES ON THE ASIAN CONTINENT
AND DALL THE OTHER COUNTRIES WE GDECIDED TO IGNORE!
[Interlude]
    C     Ab      G    G/Bx2
[Verse]
CGENDER’S NOT DEEbFINED BY GEFNITALIAG  F  
CBUT WHO EbCARES? JOIN THE FBACCHANALIGAF  
ALL FMEN WITH GMEMBERS AmMISUNDERDSTOOD
FCOME JOIN THE BONER GBROG/ATHERHG/BbOOD!G/B  
[Chorus]
  C       Ab  G        G/B
 A  DICK PIC,  A  DICK PIC
ALL CHAIL EAbTERNAL GDICK G/BPIC!
FDON’T THINK WE’RE ALL EbLUNAGTICS-
ALL GDUDES LOVE G/ATEXTIG/BNG    CDICKS!Ab  G  G/B  
[Interlude]
C       Ab     G        G/B
[Bridge]
FDON’T TELL US IT EbMAKES YOU GSICK!
YOU GMUST CHECK G/AOUT  G/BOUR   CDICK!Ab  G  G/B  
[Interlude]
C       Ab     G        G/B
[Bridge]
FSEXUAL HARRASSMENT’S EbNO PICNIC
                       G     G/A     G/B           C       Ab         G     G/B   C(FALSE ENDING)
IT’S LOTS OF WORK TO DISTRI - BUTE  DICK!
[Instrumental]
G7
[Verse]
DUSTIN
I CFINANCED MY OWN AmSTART-UP; GOT FMONEY BY THE GTONS
CTOOK A VOW OF AmMODESTY; FBOTH MY MOMS WERE GNUNS
FLET’S GO GET DESGSERT SOME TIME- I’LL AmSPRING FOR A LA DMODE
I’LL FPICK YOU UP AT 8 OR- WAIT A GSECOND, HERE’S MY    CHODE!
[Chorus]
ALL DUDES
        A CCHODE PICAb, A GCHODE PICG/B  
        YOU’VE CHIT THE AbMOTHERGLOAD PIC!G/B  
DUDE
        FSOME ARE ODDLY EbREALLY GTHICK!
ALL DUDES
        A GSMORGASG/ABORD G/BOF    CDICK!
[Interlude]
         C    Ab           G   G/Bx2
[Outro]
(an acapella choir arises in the final moments!)
DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK
DICK

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Dick Pics

by Tinderella Original Cast

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

G+

G/B

G/A

G/Bb

Am7

D#dim

C/G

C/B

C/A

MEG

Ugh fine. (types) Hi.

[Intro]

C A7 D7 G

C A7 D7 G6 G+ G

BRAM

Thanks for responding! Can I have your number? Tinder is so glitchy so it’s better if you give me your number.

That’ll be better. Less glitchy than Tinder. Please give me your number.

MEG

Huh… sure…

BRAM

[Verse]

C Am F G

WE START OUR CONVERSATION; I’M CHARMING AS CAN BE

C Am F G

YOU’RE NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS HERE; THAT MUCH I CAN SEE

F G Am D

YOU’RE GORGEOUS, BRIGHT, AND TALENTED; CAN’T YOU FEEL US CLICK?

F G

OH SO GREAT, I CANNOT WAIT!- HAVE A PICTURE OF MY DICK!

[Chorus]

ALL DUDES

C Ab G G/B

A D A D

ICK PIC, ICK PIC-

C Ab G G/B

A FREE, FOR GRATIS DICK PIC!

BRAM

F Eb G

PICK-UP LINES CAN FEEL SO SLICK

ALL DUDES

G G/A G/B C Ab G G/B

LET’S SKIP AHEAD TO DICK!

C Ab G G/B

(as needed)

D D D D

(underneath: ICK ICK ICK ICK…)

[Verse]

WILLY

C Eb F G F

I’M NOT HERE FOR A HOOK-UP; I WANT TO DATE FULL TIME

C Eb F G F

I’VE GOT THAT OLD SCHOOL CHIVALRY THAT HOPES FOR WEDDING CHIMES

F G Am D

IF YOU WOULD TAKE A CHANCE ON ME, NOTHING COULD COME BETWEEN US

F G G/A G/Bb G/B

I KNOW THAT YOU’RE THE TYPE OF GIRL WHO’D LOVE TO SEE MY PENIS!

[Chorus]

ALL DUDES

C Ab G G/B

A PENIS! A PENIS!

C Ab G G/B

YOU WISH THAT YOU COULD SCREEN US!

WILLY

F Eb G

IS IT SPECIAL? TELL IT, QUICK!

ALL DUDES

G G/A G/B C Ab G G/B

HIT ‘LIKE’ FOR MY OL’ DICK!

[Interlude]

C Ab G

[Bridge]

Am7

WANNA TASTE OF JUST THE TIP?

D D#dim E7

BOYS OF THE WORLD, LET’S ALL UNZIP!

[Interlude]

DUSTIN

Here’s how you say penis in a lot of different languages!

[Bridge]

Finnish: Penis!

Romanian: Penis!

Turkish: Penis!

Afrikaans: Penis!

Haitian Creole: Penis!

Yiddish: Penis!

[Interlude]

C C/G C C/G C C/B C/A C/G

[Verse]

A SMILE IS THE SAME IN EVERY LANGUAGE

AND SO IS THE WORD PENIS

EXCEPT FOR ALL THE COUNTRIES ON THE ASIAN CONTINENT

D G

AND ALL THE OTHER COUNTRIES WE DECIDED TO IGNORE!

[Interlude]

C Ab G G/B

[Verse]

C Eb F G F

GENDER’S NOT DEFINED BY GENITALIA

C Eb F G F

BUT WHO CARES? JOIN THE BACCHANALIA

F G Am D

ALL MEN WITH MEMBERS MISUNDERSTOOD

F G G/A G/Bb G/B

COME JOIN THE BONER BROTHERHOOD!

[Chorus]

C Ab G G/B

A D A D

ICK PIC, ICK PIC

C Ab G G/B

ALL HAIL ETERNAL DICK PIC!

F Eb G

DON’T THINK WE’RE ALL LUNATICS-

G G/A G/B C Ab G G/B

ALL DUDES LOVE TEXTING DICKS!

[Interlude]

C Ab G G/B

[Bridge]

F Eb G

DON’T TELL US IT MAKES YOU SICK!

G G/A G/B C Ab G G/B

YOU MUST CHECK OUT OUR DICK!

[Interlude]

C Ab G G/B

[Bridge]

F Eb

SEXUAL HARRASSMENT’S NO PICNIC

G G/A G/B C Ab G G/B C

(FALSE ENDING)

IT’S LOTS OF WORK TO DISTRI - BUTE DICK!

[Instrumental]

[Verse]

DUSTIN

C Am F G

I FINANCED MY OWN START-UP; GOT MONEY BY THE TONS

C Am F G

TOOK A VOW OF MODESTY; BOTH MY MOMS WERE NUNS

F G Am D

LET’S GO GET DESSERT SOME TIME- I’LL SPRING FOR A LA MODE

F G

I’LL PICK YOU UP AT 8 OR- WAIT A SECOND, HERE’S MY CHODE!

[Chorus]

ALL DUDES

C Ab G G/B

A CHODE PIC, A CHODE PIC

C Ab G G/B

YOU’VE HIT THE MOTHERLOAD PIC!

DUDE

F Eb G

SOME ARE ODDLY REALLY THICK!

ALL DUDES

G G/A G/B C

A SMORGASBORD OF DICK!

[Interlude]

C Ab G G/B

[Outro]

(an acapella choir arises in the final moments!)

D D D D D

ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK

ICK

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