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[Verse 1]
A drGagon has come to our village today
We have aCsked him to leave, but he won't go away
Now he's mGet with our king, and they've made out a deal
No hDomes will he burn, and no crCops will he stGeal
Now thGere is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch
Twice a yeCar he invites him a virgin to lunch
We have Gno other choice, so the deal we'll respect
We can't hDelp but wonder and pCause to refGlect
[Chorus]
Do virgGins taste better than those who are not?
Are they sCalty or sweet or more juicy or what?
Do you sGavor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?
Do vDirgins taste better than thCose who are nGot?
[Verse 2]
Now we'd lGike to be shed you, and many have tried
But nCo one can get through your thick scaly hide
We hGope that some day, some brave knight will come by
'Cause we cDan't wait around 'til you're tCoo fat to flGy
Now yGou have such good taste in your women for sure
They Calways are pretty, always are pure
But you're nGotion of dining it makes us all flinch
You're fDavorite entree is bCarbecued wGench (mine too!)
[Chorus]
Do virgGins taste better than those who are not?
Are they sCalty or sweet or more juicy or what?
Do you sGavor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?
Do vDirgins taste better than thCose who are nGot?
[Verse 3]
Now I fGound a solution, it works out so neat
If you Cinsist on nothing but virgins to eat
No mGore will our number ever grow small
We'll sDimply make sure theres no vCirgins at Gall
[Chorus]
Do virgGins taste better than those who are not?
Are they sCalty or sweet or more juicy or what?
Do you sGavor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?
Do vDirgins taste better than thCose who are nGot?
[Verse 4]
Now, GI am a dragon, please listen to me
For I'm mCisunderstood to a dreadful degree
This ecGology needs me and I know my place
But I'm fDighting extinction with Call of my rGace
Well, I cGame to this village to better my health
Which is shCockingly poor, despite all my wealth
But I gGet no assistance and no sympathy
Just impDertinent questioning shCouted at mGe
[Chorus 2]
Yes, vGirgins taste better than those who are not
But my fCavorite snack food with peril is fraught
For my tGeeth will decay and my trim go to pot
Yet vDirgins taste better than thCose who are nGot
[Verse 5]
Well, I'm rGeally quite good almost all through the year
VegetCarian ways are now mine out of fear
But a bGirthday needs sweets as I'm sure you'll agree
And bDarbecued wench tastes like cCandy to mGe!
As it hGappens our interests are almost the same
For I'm rCeally quite skillful at managing game
If I Gate just your men, would your excess decline?
Of cDourse not, the rest would just mCake better tGime
[Chorus 2]
Yes, vGirgins taste better than those who are not
But my fCavorite snack food with peril is fraught
For my tGeeth will decay and my trim go to pot
Yet vDirgins taste better than thCose who are nGot
[Verse 6]
But the nGumber of babies a woman can bear
Has a lCimit, and that's why my pruning's done there
Yet an Gorphan's a sad sight and so when I munch
I'm cDareful to take only vCirgins for lGunch

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Do Virgins Taste Better

by Brobdingnagian Bards

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[Verse 1]

A dragon has come to our village today

We have asked him to leave, but he won't go away

Now he's met with our king, and they've made out a deal

D C G

No homes will he burn, and no crops will he steal

Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch

Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch

We have no other choice, so the deal we'll respect

D C G

We can't help but wonder and pause to reflect

[Chorus]

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what?

Do you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?

D C G

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

[Verse 2]

Now we'd like to be shed you, and many have tried

But no one can get through your thick scaly hide

We hope that some day, some brave knight will come by

D C G

'Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly

Now you have such good taste in your women for sure

They always are pretty, always are pure

But you're notion of dining it makes us all flinch

D C G

You're favorite entree is barbecued wench (mine too!)

[Chorus]

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what?

Do you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?

D C G

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

[Verse 3]

Now I found a solution, it works out so neat

If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat

No more will our number ever grow small

D C G

We'll simply make sure theres no virgins at all

[Chorus]

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what?

Do you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?

D C G

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

[Verse 4]

Now, I am a dragon, please listen to me

For I'm misunderstood to a dreadful degree

This ecology needs me and I know my place

D C G

But I'm fighting extinction with all of my race

Well, I came to this village to better my health

Which is shockingly poor, despite all my wealth

But I get no assistance and no sympathy

D C G

Just impertinent questioning shouted at me

[Chorus 2]

Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not

But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught

For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot

D C G

Yet virgins taste better than those who are not

[Verse 5]

Well, I'm really quite good almost all through the year

Vegetarian ways are now mine out of fear

But a birthday needs sweets as I'm sure you'll agree

D C G

And barbecued wench tastes like candy to me!

As it happens our interests are almost the same

For I'm really quite skillful at managing game

If I ate just your men, would your excess decline?

D C G

Of course not, the rest would just make better time

[Chorus 2]

Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not

But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught

For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot

D C G

Yet virgins taste better than those who are not

[Verse 6]

But the number of babies a woman can bear

Has a limit, and that's why my pruning's done there

Yet an orphan's a sad sight and so when I munch

D C G

I'm careful to take only virgins for lunch

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